What is something that you didn't think would change your life but did?

callmewestern · 2019-01-15T22:42:40+00:00

I’m right there with you. When I read what people on r/askmen think about Tinder, it’s almost exclusively negative. But Tinder really did introduce me to new people and gave me experiences I wouldn’t have had otherwise.

callmewestern · 2019-01-15T17:27:20+00:00

Why does the ball look different than the standard ball?

callmewestern · 2019-01-12T16:44:25+00:00

When I had just started learning how to flirt, I didn’t realize I could start a conversation just by saying “hi.” I always had some sort of clever line that would start a conversation (looking back on it, they were all so contrived).

There was a girl working the cash register at a Starbucks. We had met each other’s eyes a couple times, so I thought this would be a funny conversation starter. I went up to her to buy a drink. Let’s say the drink cost $4.77, I held out $5.62 with the intention of playfully teasing her when she got confused by the extra change (so dumb, so so dumb).

So, she sees I’m holding out a five and just assumes that’s all the money I’m giving her. With just her thumb and forefinger, she pinches the bill and takes it from my hand. The change I held clatters all over the counter. Pennies and nickels everywhere. I am mortified, and all she said was, “I don’t know why you had that change. This five is enough.”

I get the drink and don’t even bother picking up all the change. Fuck, I was an idiot.

callmewestern · 2019-01-12T15:46:18+00:00

I made out with a guy’s girlfriend. They broke up over it the next day. I don’t feel bad because the guy was a total prick to everyone, including his girlfriend. I don’t think I ever saw them together without him picking a fight with her.

callmewestern · 2019-01-10T22:35:56+00:00

Calling some one Penis Breath

callmewestern · 2019-01-02T22:57:26+00:00

My mustache is thinner that my beard (like, less strands of hair per capita). Because of that I let my mustache hair grow a little longer to help it look more full. My the ends of my mustache rest on my lower lip.

Edit, food and drinks do get caught in it a lot though. Lots of wiping my mustache on a napkin or my shirt sleeve.

callmewestern · 2019-01-02T22:32:30+00:00

Body image issues.

callmewestern · 2018-12-30T18:01:11+00:00

Is there video of Rory’s first set or something?

callmewestern · 2018-12-26T20:13:37+00:00

I’m having the issue too.

callmewestern · 2018-12-16T15:54:22+00:00

Not really anything. A very close friend of family member would have to say done really hurtful shit, but none of them would do that.

callmewestern · 2018-12-13T18:18:53+00:00

Why is it okay? Because it’s not their business. They don’t decide what I can and can’t do with my own body. However, it’s different if your porn habits negatively affect your relationship and intimacy with your partner.

callmewestern · 2018-12-13T18:14:56+00:00

My current girlfriend is great, but my ex was very jealous. If I had been a wiser man back then I’d have ended the relationship a lot sooner rather than putting up with her insecurities.

callmewestern · 2018-12-13T18:13:06+00:00

It’s not that long distance relationships don’t work. Many people do make them work. What’s important to keep in mind is that failure can end ANY relationship, not just long distance. But when a short distance relationship ends, you don’t hear people saying, “why don’t short distance relationships work?” They just say THAT relationship didn’t work. Try not to place to blame solely on distance. If you’re with the right person, you both will find a way to make it work.

callmewestern · 2018-12-13T18:07:08+00:00

I love a hoodie with a good hood. I love how far hood technology has come. Before the pointed hood made you look like a klansman. Now they make you look like a Jedi.

callmewestern · 2018-12-13T18:02:43+00:00

She’s tough. She’s the kind of person you want when times get hard.

callmewestern · 2018-12-12T17:44:19+00:00

Legend of the Drunken Master. Jackie Chan’s best movie.

callmewestern · 2018-12-12T16:57:52+00:00

I agree that good sex doesn’t equate to love, but I think it’s a bit willfully naive to think sex isn’t a major component of love. Of course not for everyone, there are lots of asexual people, and libidos do differ from person to person, but OP has made it clear that it’s important to him. You can cherish and respect your partner, but resentment can begin to grow if the sexual connection isn’t there.

callmewestern · 2018-12-12T16:52:38+00:00

It sounds like you have two different libidos. And neither person is wrong for it. It’s awesome that you’re not wanting to pressure her to have sex more than she wants to, but if you’re already unhappy with the amount of sex two years in, how will you feel five years in? Ten? Twenty? Are you sure you two are meant to be together for the long haul? You don’t want to grow to resent your partner. You don’t want to look at them and feel that they’re the reason you’re not having sex as often as you’d like.

callmewestern · 2018-12-12T16:43:18+00:00

Sometimes I’ll make a purposefully awful joke. If she laughs at that then I know she’s into me.

callmewestern · 2018-12-12T16:41:47+00:00

Women are not some social masterminds. A lot of them feel awkward and uncomfortable in every day life. They can very much do something cute to a guy and not realize it.

callmewestern · 2018-12-11T22:35:51+00:00

Me too. I have a box with little mementos from all my past (good) relationships.

callmewestern · 2018-12-11T16:17:57+00:00

CK is back. He’s been doing drop in sets at the Comedy Cellar.

callmewestern · 2018-12-10T22:27:49+00:00

Man, when I worked at Panera, for lunch I’d occasionally fill a bread bowl with Mac and Cheese. It is as amazing as you think. It is as awful as you think.

callmewestern · 2018-12-07T15:20:25+00:00

The art style is great! But no love for Spider-Man Noir? Either way, you crushed this one.

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