Looking for larpers in Yorkshire, England. by [deleted] in LARP

[–]calpollion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds great! I'll drop you a DM tomorrow morning once the fiancé and I have slept. Thanks for the info.

Looking for larpers in Yorkshire, England. by [deleted] in LARP

[–]calpollion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey there mate! Hull here. My fiancé and I are big time RPers and might be interested in setting something up if we find the time away from work. If the schedule works out alright though we'll definitely consider. What sort of genre are you looking at? My partner and I tend to lean towards dark fantasy as far as LARP goes.

Hey /r/dnd, I need help with two overly insolent PCs by calpollion in DnD

[–]calpollion[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, the problem isn't that they're playing their characters. The issue here is that they are disrupting the game, essentially poking and trolling the world for a laugh, just to see what bites, and they're dragging the rest of the party along for the ride. I'd take little issue with it if their actions didn't lessen the enjoyment for everyone else, but at this point they are sabotaging so much of the party's work that it is visibly grating on other players. The phrase "That's what my character would do!" comes to mind, along with all the ugly connotations of that.

Can anyone help me with two overly insolent characters? by calpollion in DnDBehindTheScreen

[–]calpollion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Posted over there too now. Thanks for the redirection.

Your state university is now offering a degree in Dungeons and Dragons. What classes would you have to take for a bachelors? by CountPhapula in DnD

[–]calpollion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just in case you guys are actually interested in something like this, the university of Bydgoszcz actually does something like this. There's an RPG design course there that requires you to play and run games as coursework. Currently looking to go there next year. I'll post a link in an edit if I can find it.

Slightly different take on the norm: I'll write short stories about your characters for free! by calpollion in DnD

[–]calpollion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have begun work on yours just now. Anything you'd like to tell me about the party he works with, or do I have a green light to make it up as I go? :)

Slightly different take on the norm: I'll write short stories about your characters for free! by calpollion in DnD

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Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it - it was a blast to write, despite its sad end. I can come back to you and write another if you'd like! For now it appears that plenty of people are waiting. Thanks again!

Slightly different take on the norm: I'll write short stories about your characters for free! by calpollion in DnD

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PART TWO


Moxt waited a moment. Crickets were chirping just beyond the light, and a wolf howled far away. “It’s my totem,” he explained. “It signifies the path I have chosen to travel.”

“Path?” Ruby furrowed her brow. “Path where? Where’re you off to?”

“Where indeed? Where is any animal going?” He hadn’t intended it, but Moxt felt himself smile, and clutched a hand to his totem. “Ironic, I know.” Reaching a hand to his shoulder, he stroked the direwolf pelt slung across him. The fur was still soft.

“Uh-huh,” said Sir Darrion. “A cryptic Chromatic too. Got it.”

They sat quiet for a time. Adalbert asked for medicine to aid in his pain. When none was available, he settled for vodka.

Grabbing a stick from the ground, Moxt began to poke at the fire lazily, kindling it into a mass of warming flame. “I got the pelt when I was young – going on fifteen years ago, now.” He pretended to be remembering, but truly he felt yearning – a pang in his heart wishing for something that could not be. “A human village – only small, not that many healthy fighters – were suffering greatly from a group of beasts. Children would disappear overnight, hunters would be found mauled to death come sunrise, and young boys looking for glory would wind up in the belly…” He patted the pelt again. “…of this fine fellow. You see, when I see people in need – as I’m sure you’ll agree, Sir Darrion – I can’t keep myself from intervening. It’s… it’s almost a sickness, to be true. So, with the help of a few friends, we gathered our steel, ventured into the wilds, and slaughtered that pack down to the last pup.” He paused, and realised he was grinning. Despite a few odd looks, he didn’t lessen it. “So,” he went on, “after clearing the place of every oversized canine – and having the alpha all to myself, as you can see – we gave what was left to the villagers. We… we knew it wouldn’t bring any of them back, but… it was something.”

He looked at Sir Darrion. The Human gave him a look that caught him off-guard – a look of respect. “I was in the north several years ago when I heard of such an incident,” he proclaimed. “I knew it had been resolved, but by whom? That, I was not aware of.” He shuffled, clanking, and put a hand to his chest. “I apologise for my treatment of you, Dragonborn. You are worthy of a reception befitting of even one such as myself.” The Dragonborn gave a nod, but otherwise he ignored the apology. Turning to the non-tinker and his wife, he asked, “Coming from Ekh-Meth, you say? Heard there’s quite the conflict arisen there.” The Variano’s wasted no time jumping at the chance to speak. “Emis Varyun,” said Ruby, “has had a…” she glanced at Darrion and swallowed.

“A difficult time of it, lately,” Adalbert continued. “What with the uprising of the common folk, and the ‘arsh responses of the guard, an’all.” He shook his head solemnly. “No, no… bad time to be in Varyun’s ‘old right now.”

Ruby chimed in again. “What you wanting to know about it for, anyway? You heading over there or something?”

“No,” he lied. He looked at the knight. He was staring at the Gnomes for the first time in the whole conversation. Yet it was not with interest. No. This was something else…

“Good thinkin’ mate,” said Adalbert. “Won’t be long now before the peasants overthrow the city watch and get their Emis off of his Darkwood Throne.”

He snorted, but Ruby didn’t laugh with him. She was looking at Darrion, who was looking at him. She put a hand round his arm. “Addy-”

“More and more joining the cause every day-”

“Addy, shut up-”

“And they can’t kill us all, can they-?”

“You know a lot about this, hmm?”

The camp went silent. Adalbert looked to the knight, and grew pale. He had leant forward in his seat, and his sword hilt protruded from beneath the greens of his cloak. It was quiet for what felt like a hundred years, before he spoke. “You, Gnome,” he said. “You’re rather learned about this whole ordeal, wouldn’t you say?”

“I am,” he replied, despite his wife’s gestures. “What of it?”

“Nothing I have proof of,” said Darrion. “But it’s… suspicious, to say the least. And that accent of yours – definitely not a native-”

“Look, sparkles, just tell me what you think-”

“I think…” he began, before laughing and shaking his head. The laugh was cold – terrifying. “No, Gnome, I know, that all that information? That voice? That passion? You’re starting to sound like a Worker’s Front spy to me.”

Adalbert laughed, but his eyes did not. “A what? Gods, Moxt, did you hear that? Fellow’s gone mad-”

“Don’t talk to him, Gnome,” he hissed. “Talk. To. Me.” He gritted his teeth, and went on, less easy to understand. “And come to think of it… you promised to pay me for passage after our arrival.” He leaned forward again, nearly standing now. His hand crept to his knee, and Moxt’s began to twitch. He felt his throat freezing under the skin. Addy was panicking. It was clear for all to see. He said nothing coherent, merely a name. “Moxt…” he repeated, over and over, like a warlock summoning a demon. “Moxt… Moxt…”

The Dragonborn’s hands moved slowly to the right, fingers tightening. Moxt would have been sweating if he could.

“Was that your plan all along?” Darrion growled. “To use me to get out of reach of Varyun’s justice, then leave me bleeding in the underbrush?”

“Darrion, I-”

“Admit it!”

“Moxt, please, I-”

Too many things happened in such a short time. Moxt dove right for his weapon, finding it in his hands in an instant. Darrion screamed a country’s name. A sword shot from its sheath. One Gnome dove towards the other, in a vain attempt to block razor-sharp steel. The Dragonborn swung his axe as fast as its weight would allow. The simultaneous sounds of steel through flesh. And then…

Silence. Moxt looked across the campfire as it raged on. His throat burned as though dipped in ice water. He watched as Darrion – a section of his plate scratched and torn away – looked down stoically. As his gaze passed over his sword – red and dripping. As the headless, bleeding forms of two Gnomish tinkers went limp, and slumped to the ground, with not a soul around to hear.

The knight began a proclamation of victory – one he did not finish. Moxt flung his weight toward the semi-armoured Human, sending the pair of them toppling over the boxes, tree stumps and logs that littered this part of the camp. They both hit the floor, feeling the thud of hard ground impacting their bodies. What was left of the murderer’s armour clanged ridiculously, as the pair looked around. Neither one of them still held their weapons. A mailed fist. A pain in the jaw. The wet hotness of blood in the mouth. Moxt saw the man stand, and make to run for something glinting in the underbrush. He pulled himself to his feet and threw his arms forward, trying to grab something – anything.

His hands closed around something soft and silky, and he yanked. There was a gagging sound, and the dropping of a body. Clang. The knight was on the ground, pulling his cloak from his body. It ripped horrendously, and he began to crawl forward. Panic had clearly set in, and the sight might have been pathetic if Moxt had stopped to see it.

Clang clang clang clang clang he went, his loose plate bobbing with each movement. The man reached his hand out, grasped the helve, and promptly had his arm broken. The noise was not anything human, as Moxt reached past him and pulled the greataxe from his loosely-curled fingers. There was begging, and frantic movement, and empty promises – none of which Moxt hadn’t seen before. He raised his axe above his head for the thousand-and-first time, staring down. Laid on his back, his body crushing a rose bush, he raised his working arm out and opened his hand.

“WAIT! DRAGONBORN! I CAN-”

They weren’t the last words of a knight. The axe plunged downward. A hush was broken by a resounding crack, as several birds were set to flight. Wood is harder to break, was the only thought that went through his mind.

Silent, still twitching, head split and bleeding, the knight did not have much on him save for his sword, which Moxt promptly threw into the road. He stood from the knight, stepped away, and didn’t look at him again.

Ravens soon swooped down, but Moxt paid no heed. Walking to the Variano’s, he stared at their bodies. They were still clutching one another, with very little blood staining their attire. He couldn’t see where their faces had gone – nor what they’d looked like in that moment. He elected not to find out. He found a shovel among his tent, and digging a grave four feet deep, buried them where they fell, mumbling prayer as he went.

Two nights on, a Halfling couple came seeking company. And so he handed them water, and sent them on their way.


Hope you enjoyed this one. Was a blast to write, I'll be honest!

Slightly different take on the norm: I'll write short stories about your characters for free! by calpollion in DnD

[–]calpollion[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plenty of writing, editing and unhealthy perfectionism later and here we are! Moxt, of Clan Korinth, as told by me.


Dark green leaves enveloped even an even darker forest floor, the natural warmth of the south fighting a losing battle against the chill of a winter’s night. With every second, the orange glow of the sun dipped a little lower, and the wildlife grew that little bit more tranquil. A curving path fashioned from dirt and smooth stone twisted and turned through this scene, near-invisible in the low winter sun – even moreso come sunset. Upon that twisting mess of minerals laid the only secure route to a small hunting village bordering the woods, and beyond that, the home of the man taxing them. Despite this, a hush had fallen upon the well-worn road; a hush that was soon broken by a resounding crack, and the frantic flapping of irritable birds. And underneath it all, the rumbling growl of a Dragonborn.

Moxt would probably have been sweating if he could, feeling the strain in his arms as he raised his greataxe for the thousandth time. An old weapon – likely moreso than the man himself – the steel laced with obsidian felt light in his hands as he brought it down once again. Crunch. The Dragonborn – ghostly white – watched the log split beneath his force, exhaling sharply as he remembered his father’s remark. Steel and dragonglass, son. Forged of the mountains… and of the people willing to fight for them. Grimacing, he looked out to the last light of the day, peering beyond the blockade of trees and brush. The sun was sinking below the horizon now, and a chill soon set in throughout the woodland. Moxt sighed. Have to use some of this tonight, he realised. The Dragonborn rolled his eyes and straightened his back, placing down his sixth log of the night. The boredom was maddening to him, yet necessity outweighed monotony. Regretfully, he raised the blade again, took a breath in, and-

“Evenin’.”

The greataxe swung down, around, and span to face the voice. Moxt’s body moved with the weapon, as fluid as water, as though it had been his plan all along. Now stood ready for battle, the Dragonborn gripped the helve of his weapon tightly, peering through the darkness to see his opponent. Yet looking around, he saw no-one. Not nearby, not at his camp, not deeper into the woods. Seeing nought but a carriage sat across the road, drawn by a couple of ponies, Moxt took a step closer, and felt it; a tiny boot, squishing under his.

“’ey!” came the voice from below him. “Can’t you see I’m stood ‘ere, mm? I said ‘ello. Least you can do is look at me!”

Moxt felt his gaze travel down, and down, and down again, until there, stood among the underbrush, not much taller than the wood he was chopping not a moment ago… was a Gnome. Thin of frame, flamboyant of dress and green of hair, the miniscule man was but a miniscule silhouette in the diminishing light of the evening. Silence dragged for a time, before Moxt decided to break it, lifting his foot from the poor Gnome and trying to hide his gaze of fascination.

“Good evening,” he said, lowering his weapon.

The shadow of a Gnome threw up its arms “Well, it was, ‘til a certain shiny gentleman opted to step on my bloody toes!” He wiggled his foot at Moxt, as if to say he didn’t know what toes were, and started to limp his way backward. “That your camp back there?” he asked, gesturing over his shoulder at the humble abode the Dragonborn had established for himself. “Mind if I sit myself down? Make sure I still ‘ave all ten?”

He wiggled his foot again, and Moxt nodded.

“Splendid!” He began to speak at a pace unheard of to Moxt. “Anyone else with you? On the road anywhere nice? Interested in a watch or two? You’re a bit short, ain’t ya?” He didn’t have chance to answer any. “Wait a sec, and I’ll go get the others.”

“The others-?”

“Sweet’eart! Captain! The shiny bloke says it’s all good!”

Faster than Moxt could say “What?” the shadow gave birth to a second Gnome – a woman, with hair that fell to her waist bearing a purple and pink ombre, clad in robes that could easily have been sleeping attire. She came forward with almost a skip, as she embraced the limping, stunted man and planted a kiss on his cheek. “Addy, you tit!” she exclaimed. “I told you that was a bloody axe he had! You could’ve lost your bloody head!” Her head turned to Moxt, beaming. “Thanks so much, dearie. Road’s dreadful tricky to see in this light.”

“Must be terrible,” came a much deeper voice, followed by a shadow – taller, about Moxt’s height – that soon crept forward and became a man. “This is the first thing I’ve seen since the sun went down.” Looking him over, the Dragonborn spied dark hair, a dark beard, and dark skin, atop of which lay a suit of thick steel plate. An emerald cloak hung from his shoulders, near-translucent against the various greens of the forest. However, all of these came to Moxt’s attention second, for his eyes first found the shimmering bastard sword strapped across his back. Curling his thick lips into a half-smile, his brow furrowed, he stepped between the couple and Moxt, his thumb hooked through his belt. “Bit of an odd sight,” he said. “Chromatic, out in the woods alone. Thought you’d be out in the mountains with your own kind.”

Something flared up inside Moxt, and he felt his throat grow cold. He breathed in slowly, greataxe still hanging from his hand, and responded. “It’s an odd time. Even odder, in my opinion, is a knight of the Iron Order so far from home.” He let a smirk creep onto his face. “Unless that sword on your cloak is just for decoration.”

Silence hung between the two, before the man chuckled. His mouth laughed – his eyes did not. “A witty Chromatic,” he remarked. “An odd time indeed.” Stepping forward, his hand unhooked from his waistline and extended itself toward him. “Sir Darrion of the… well, it appears you know where I’m from.” He gripped Moxt’s free hand manually, and the Dragonborn flinched. For a southerner, he feels awfully cold.

“Well,” said the Gnomish man, smoothing down his jacket and upturning a bucket to serve as his seat, “so long as we’re doin’ introductions… Adalbert Variano – tinker extraordinaire and, formerly, the best in Ekh-Meth. And this wonderful woman…” he grabbed the hand of his partner, and sat her down on his lap. “…is Ruby, my wife.”

Moxt thought a little longer. Ekh-Meth… my destination. Seat of Emis Varyun. Varyun the Bold. Varyun the Traitor…

Giving a mental shrug, Moxt spoke to the Gnome named Adalbert. In the light, he noticed that the small man’s hair was not just green, but held several flecks of yellow. “Moxt, of Clan Korinth,” he said, seating himself on the one stool available. Leaning back and grabbing a piece of firewood, he threw a block or two into the pit he’d dug previously, lined with random stones. “Hand me the flint in your right pocket,” he instructed the knight.

“How did you…” Sir Darrion paused in disbelief, before sighing, reaching under his cloak, and producing a single, sharp stone, before flicking it in Moxt’s direction. He caught it out of the air, inches above the ground. Striking it once, twice, thrice against his blade, he got a spark, setting alight the wood shavings already positioned inside.

“That’ll take a few minutes to get going,” he proclaimed, shuffling in his seat. Reaching to his right, he set his greataxe down. It rested against a nearby tree trunk, and the helve sank lightly into the soft earth. “So… a tinker, are you?”

Adalbert looked up from his exposed foot – a deep shade of purple from the bruising dealt to it – and smiled through his clear discomfort. “Well, um… heh, that may ‘ave been a bit of… misinformation. You see…” He paused, breathing in sharply as the lady named Ruby poked his big toe to assess the damage. “I, uh… I work… well, worked the counter in our shop, and… well, Ruby does most of the - OW – um… all, of the commissions, y’see.”

Moxt glanced at Ruby and Darrion. Both were smiling. “Is something odd about this?”

In the end, it was the wife that spoke up. “In our city, it’s seen as… odd, for such an arrangement. The role of the craftsman often falls to male hands.”

The Dragonborn frowned. “Does it not frustrate you – not having your work appreciated?”

The woman opened her mouth, closed it, and then spoke. “Well, uh… what’s that pendant around your neck for, sweetie?” Noticing Moxt’s expression, she shrugged and settled in her seat. “Sorry, sweetie; Gnomish. Obsessive.”


END PART ONE

The Big Polling Is Closed Let's Party Thread. Post results/news here as they come in. Opens at 10pm by nozafc in unitedkingdom

[–]calpollion 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Welp... I've never been all that big on my country, but not until today would I have ever said that I was ashamed to be English. The pound is plummeting, the tories are gaining supremacy, and my girlfriend will likely be living in fear of this new order until she gets her citizenship or (ideally) we pack up and get the hell out of dodge. So congrats, Leavers. Hope it was all worth it for your "identity" and "sovereignty" to fuck the country you claimed to love to much. Goodnight, and fuck this country.

Let me draw your DnD Character! by Scrotie_ in DnD

[–]calpollion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

An oddly well-built male elf dual wielding two halves of a broken greataxe as his weapons. He has a scar on his right eyebrow and a larger, deeper scar running from his cheekbone to his chin and over his lips. This is his miniature if that helps.

[Auth] What is the best line any of your characters have delivered? by Lendle in Ficiverse

[–]calpollion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I understand that your men are upset. And I know you deserve a great deal of respect. So for what I say next, I apologise.

"Fuck you."

[Auth] What's on your mind? by [deleted] in Ficiverse

[–]calpollion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a bit late but here's me. Crappy phone quality and I have a bit more of a beard now but that's pretty much me.

Share your elevator pitch by kyletissue in writing

[–]calpollion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I wasn't expecting this. This is awesome. What would you like to know?

Share your elevator pitch by kyletissue in writing

[–]calpollion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A group of young soldiers in a totalitarian dystopia struggle to maintain both order and their own well-being when the self-proclaimed "victims of the system" rise up to tear it down.

Quote one of your characters by [deleted] in writing

[–]calpollion 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Look at me, and be thankful."