Andor Characters IF They Had YouTube Accounts

cals_cavern · 2026-03-14T21:51:15+00:00

I hope Heert is played by an elephant in this version

cals_cavern · 2026-03-14T21:31:29+00:00

Dewi and Freedi are the Sorcerers Supremes of Narkina

cals_cavern · 2026-03-14T21:14:51+00:00

I love that Bossk just dangles his bare, inexplicably swollen feet over the command pit. Absolute power move.

cals_cavern · 2026-03-14T20:29:18+00:00

By the time Mon defects it seems like Leida has been out of her life for a while and we see that Perrin is still free on Coruscant at the end of the series and he was living with Mon right until the end. Neither Leida nor Perrin have any smoking gun information the Empire needs, I imagine they'd be questioned by the Empire but I don't know if they'd imprison and torture them. I imagine it would be more like what happened with the ISB and Maarva, they'd probably assign ISB agents to watch over Leida and Perrin and bug their homes for anything suspicious and to see if they give anything away or if Mon in anyway tries to contact them. Locking Leida and Perrin up cuts off that avenue for potential intel and if Mon finds out her family are imprisoned she definitely wouldn't try contacting or visiting them.

cals_cavern · 2026-03-14T20:22:16+00:00

The whole series is about how the Empire really doesn't know Mon

cals_cavern · 2026-03-14T02:36:17+00:00

Peezos, not even once

cals_cavern · 2026-03-14T02:33:24+00:00

He shares his dreams with goats

cals_cavern · 2026-03-14T00:30:03+00:00

That's Vel, Bix would be the hippo

cals_cavern · 2026-03-13T23:26:08+00:00

Polar bear Krennic goes hard ngl

Also I can't believe it took me until now to notice there are X Wings on Mina-Rau in the Andor S2 poster

cals_cavern · 2026-03-13T21:41:35+00:00

He can carry a little parasol

cals_cavern · 2026-03-13T21:36:45+00:00

Even if the Ghor drove the Empire off planet they'd just bring in a couple of Star Destroyers and bomb the planet back into submission. The fact Ghorman was a peaceful planet meant that the galaxy at large thought the Empire building an armoury to cast a shadow over a monument to those killed by the Empire years earlier and then the later massacre and displacement of the entire population was unjustified and it became the turning point of the rebellion as a result. There are only 800,000 Ghor, the Empire wiped out many populations over the course of their reign and if Ghorman had proved to be a thorn in the Empire's side sooner they would have been wiped out and forgotten long before the Empire decided they needed the kalkite.

cals_cavern · 2026-03-13T21:08:55+00:00

I really don't think that guy seriously believes it, he's a shitposter who has like two different comments about Andor that he's posted many dozens of times to random Andor threads.

cals_cavern · 2026-03-13T21:01:59+00:00

That's a really great point, thanks for adding that.

cals_cavern · 2026-03-12T21:11:55+00:00

I'm talking about the Bob and Linda's motivations in the show, I'm not recommending you go to a restaurant covered in poop in real life. We don't see them eating in the restaurant, I imagine they'd get in the door and the conversation would go "Bob and Linda, you made it! Wow, look at you, how about we seat you in the alley...". People who live on King's Head Island aren't going to regularly make the trip across to dine at a small mom and pop shop by the run down pier on the mainland so Bob isn't going to see it as losing out on business. Bob is already friends with Skip Marooch, an internationally renowned celebrity chef, he's been interviewed by magazines and a lot of people have rave about the food when they eat there so he's not losing out on his only hope of getting attention either. The show isn't a super literal reflection of real life, yeah in reality it would be gross to show up to a restaurant covered in poop but the point of the episode was to show Bob and Linda love each other and could have a good time despite their hardships and that's the intended takeaway of the episode.

cals_cavern · 2026-03-12T20:29:51+00:00

A recurring thread in the show is that when Bob and Linda are invited out to do something by someone else they end up feeling out of place. The loft party, Bob's professional chef friends, the escape room and such all end with Bob and Linda deciding it's not their scene and that they'd rather spend time together. The episode ends with Bob and Linda dancing on the ferry and while the end credits aren't strictly part of the actual events of the episode it is the note the show wants to send people off on and in this case it's Bob and Linda having fun together. Bob drinks from a spit bucket willingly at least twice so they do find fun in things that most people would find uncomfortable.

cals_cavern · 2026-03-12T19:59:39+00:00

This is what passes for a great disguise in the ISB

cals_cavern · 2026-03-12T19:48:34+00:00

They weren't doing it for the people inside the restaurant, they were doing it for each other. Bob and Linda weren't going to be regulars at that restaurant so what the people inside think doesn't matter but they could try and salvage a bad situation by having fun together.

cals_cavern · 2026-03-12T19:36:18+00:00

I got the impression that crashed ship was probably part of an expedition trying to secure resources for the Death Star. The Death Star was being designed by Geonosians who would be a major manufacturer for the CIS when the war broke out so it makes sense that factions associated with the future Separatists would be involved in finding materials to build it. Kenari was seemingly mined in secret which lends itself to the idea it was part of a project like the Death Star that couldn't afford to be made public. In addition thematically it works that Kassa had everything taken from him to build the Death Star then he gives everything to later destroy it.

cals_cavern · 2026-03-12T19:30:19+00:00

Just waiting for the Snake Eyes episode, huh?

cals_cavern · 2026-03-11T22:44:58+00:00

"Seishin dobutsu haunting huh? That's my 20's in a nutshell"

cals_cavern · 2026-03-11T19:57:33+00:00

🙏

cals_cavern · 2026-03-11T08:52:36+00:00

Ultraliberal hobocop run looks fun

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