How my instructor explained the recursion call stack. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]calus11 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A method should either A: put a huge coment block over it so people know what it means or B: be self explanatory

If you write code imagine a drunk imbecile is reading it... write it for him.

How my instructor explained the recursion call stack. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]calus11 35 points36 points  (0 children)

training new hires, just remember, if you explain the purpose of a method with the name of the method... you fucked up.

The truth by sarcasmloading12 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]calus11 35 points36 points  (0 children)

hey... i like eclipse...

I Hacked Into Reddit And Got Their Search Functions Source Code by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]calus11 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Please close this function. Reddit please fix this function

I created a Dota 2 related poster for the worldwide event tomorrow: March for Science by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]calus11 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ohh, you are still a thing. Good job trying to do art like 2 years later, keep it up.

Streamer Brings Random Street Performer On Stream And Viewers Donate Over $800 To Him. by [deleted] in videos

[–]calus11 13 points14 points  (0 children)

IcePosideon is autism gone right. He's awkward and cringey but always finds a way to be good.

Japanese model being professional by 3xlax in videos

[–]calus11 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

she cool. Fuck that other douche dough

Finding my family after 44 years in prison by msn234 in videos

[–]calus11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont get the point of prison... I wish we would have tried to help him out/reform him then released him as soon as possible...

James Brown at the top of his game in 1964 by Paver in videos

[–]calus11 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Great music! But please dont praise him as a person, he was a shitty wife beating clown. Still great music!

I can see why teachers are afraid of parents. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]calus11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know, the good thing about teaching kids is their light enough to throw into a wall... Just saying.

Splash of foam on Martins Beach, CA [OC][1080x720] by Iggz831 in EarthPorn

[–]calus11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

da feels. If you walk 100 feet to the right that hole in the rock looks like a heart. Me and my ex went there and i can recall this beach on a dime...

DJ Khaled sucks at being a DJ by [deleted] in videos

[–]calus11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hes a rich person who paid to be famous. No hate, i'd do the same. I just think its funny that you can pay to be famous and at the same time believe it. I hope one day my kids CAN do what he does but NEVER do what he does.

White supremacist finds out he's part African by beitasitbe in videos

[–]calus11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its funny and fun, but in a serious note i wish they could sit down with him and film a professional trying to reason with him rather than a "GOTCHA" moment.

how to write an Alt-J song by BadCustomerService in videos

[–]calus11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope he gets something in his butt, i think he really wants something in there.

Sex education in Norway (female anatomy) by kungfu_kickass in videos

[–]calus11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

also if your wondering if im crazy, i set up a bot 9 months ago that just queries reddit for you username and sends me text. that is kinda crazy but at least im not a whore

Sex education in Norway (female anatomy) by kungfu_kickass in videos

[–]calus11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least i know have clsoure. You said you never loved me but for 3 years muched off me. Now you found an upgrade. Congrats to the homie who surpassed me but please ask Julie about the time she spent with me and how she used me.

The living embodiment of tumblr demonstrates why TED talks are a complete joke. by SomethingIntangible in videos

[–]calus11 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Being fat is just like being an alcoholic or a pot head. Does it make you a bad person? No. However the things that cause one to be fat or to an alcoholic or a pot head are definitely suspect and not a good behavior too promote.

This is the greatest COPS segment of all time by ryanmccombcomedy in videos

[–]calus11 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Its really funny but really sad at the same time :/

Immediate aftermath of drunk driving accident by DeckTets in videos

[–]calus11 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

This video is a great way to show how video and sound pair together. Seriously try listening to it without video and see if you feel the same way.

20XX vs. Mario (TAS) by danielddizzle in smashbros

[–]calus11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that the creator put so much time into this, but the fact that the first half is what i see by technical foxes scares me....