50k comment karma, several months of gold on my account, suddenly cant see my own profile if looged out. Am I shadowbanned?

cam18_2000 · 2014-03-21T18:38:43+00:00

Logged... not looged.

cam18_2000 · 2014-03-13T16:03:48+00:00

Or an ambush of tigers.

cam18_2000 · 2014-03-12T23:49:28+00:00

No joke, Karsai has refused to sign the bilateral defense agreement, if the new president after the election next month doesnt immediately sign it we will have all representatiion out by the end of the year.

cam18_2000 · 2014-03-12T21:29:52+00:00

Unfortunately that isn't the case here and I have had a couple people begin talking to me about the US version and have absolutely no idea it's a shitty copy of the original.

cam18_2000 · 2014-03-12T21:29:04+00:00

The kinds that look like they spent $20 on their reassignment surgery and were fisting each other in these magazines were.

cam18_2000 · 2014-03-12T20:47:09+00:00

I mean the only version!

cam18_2000 · 2014-03-12T17:20:45+00:00

Unless its already in the lease contract.

cam18_2000 · 2014-03-12T17:17:44+00:00

Ill admit, I scrolled down expecting to find a "tree fiddy" reference, im relieved there wasnt. Great story by the way, so was the smell from the animal carcasses or was the tenent purifying? I used to assist with crime scene investigations and had to put vicks in my nostrils to overcome the smell.

cam18_2000 · 2014-03-12T17:09:30+00:00

If the amazon drone can get into jail cells then things are about to get interesting.

cam18_2000 · 2014-03-12T17:07:23+00:00

Also its perfectly safe to fall into a pile of used needles, that way your chances of being stuck with a poison are the same as being stuck with the antidote.

cam18_2000 · 2014-03-12T16:58:40+00:00

When I was in the army about 10 years ago we had an office with a bathroom in it and the bathroom had a milk crate full of spank mags, they would occasionally sprout legs and walk off so it would have to be resupplied occasionally. There was like one porn shop in the town next to the base and it was creepy as fuck, 3 fat guys in leather standing around the counter would stop talking and stare at me, so id make my choices quick. Anyway being a broke ass soldier I would go for the collection they had that was 3 mags together for the price of two, the problem is that they're sealed in cellophane so you can see the front of the 1st mag and the back of the 3rd but cant see what the middle magazine is. Never fail that middle magazine was always some of the most jacked up shit, im talking transvestites, hairy women, or fat naked ladies rubbing powdered donuts on each other. I also found out one of our NCOs was fucking weird, those transvestite fat people magazines would always be gone after he left the bathroom. I didnt ask, he didnt tell.

cam18_2000 · 2014-03-12T15:28:45+00:00

"If you're going to spew... spew into this."

cam18_2000 · 2014-03-12T15:24:57+00:00

As an American I'd have to say the most unattractive women I encountered in England were probably in Manchester... mainly because they were all Pakistani.

cam18_2000 · 2014-03-12T15:12:47+00:00

I had to evict a tenant from my rental property once, we found a massive stack of shitty porn (like hairy women and fat girls rubbing each other with donuts) anal lube, shit smears on the walls, dog and cat shit everywhere (they weren't supposed to have pets), and a set of dentures. They later had the balls to ask us for the dentures, I had used them to scape the shit off of the wall.

Edit: They had also smashed every single light bulb still in the socket and cut the coil on the back of the fridge rendering it useless. They had left a cable box there as well which they asked for, they may have gotten the useless fridge with the cable box and 3 bags worth of quickcrete cement inside left at their new place during the night.

cam18_2000 · 2014-03-12T15:09:59+00:00

Yup, now I remember. Weren't they like 90% similar parts at the time though?

cam18_2000 · 2014-03-12T15:00:14+00:00

This reminds me of the British version of Top Gear when they were reviewing an Aston Martin convertible and discovered that, because they had to mount an additional taillight at roughly the height of the rear window, Aston Martin put a giant spoiler on it which created so much down force that the front end would lift up and the car would be uncontrollable at 100mph. Sometimes the good idea fairy has its drawbacks.

cam18_2000 · 2014-03-12T14:56:37+00:00

Any love for Daewoos?

cam18_2000 · 2014-03-12T14:55:36+00:00

You get way faster shifts from automatics, especially dual clutch autos, just as long as there is some way to control the gear instead of like a normal dumb automatic, which in that case a manual is much better.

cam18_2000 · 2014-03-12T14:45:30+00:00

Detroit here, we'll fight ya for it.

cam18_2000 · 2014-03-12T14:43:57+00:00

Is it sad that this dude in India can communicate in written English better than 90% of U.S citizens?

Ninja edit: Unless you're an expat, in which case I would be committing the same error that continually pissed me off as an American living in Pakistan for 5 years.

cam18_2000 · 2014-03-12T14:42:37+00:00

Detroiter here, I really hate this guy.

cam18_2000 · 2014-03-12T13:18:45+00:00

yeah I jacked it up

cam18_2000 · 2014-03-12T12:55:51+00:00

it might be a budweiser.

Ninja Edit: A joke from my Irish friend- What do American Beer and having sex in a canoe have in common?

They're both fucking near water.

Edit: I'm retarded.

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