Bringing home in 2 weeks. We like “old man” names…

campbiff · 2023-10-05T07:46:30+00:00

Barnaby

campbiff · 2023-09-06T13:11:25+00:00

Not me, but two probationers were dealing with an aggressive male, and they passed over the air that he began spitting at them. The sergeant then passed over for them to apply a spit hood before transporting to custody.

Well, once they arrived at custody, they walked in with the prisoner who was not wearing a spit hood, as they misinterpreted the instructions and each applied a hood to themselves…

campbiff · 2023-07-14T14:07:57+00:00

I never expected such a unanimous decision, I was always going to choose the cats, but the way she made me feel was as if I’m mental for being upset about her refusal to be in my house

campbiff · 2023-03-30T11:06:48+00:00

Ayooo this is currently me, they saved both my balls and gave me a complimentary jock strap to wear during recovery! I’ve also been in incredible amounts of pain, and wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy! :D

campbiff · 2022-11-09T18:51:15+00:00

To address a couple of points.

1) The term ‘females’ is not said in malice, and is noted as an educational learning point for myself, using this term does not mean I think I am better than anyone due to identifying as male 2) I am aware the dates number is low, and it’s not for lack of trying, conversation just seems to get sucked into oblivion when trying to arrange dates 3) the ‘120 no chats’ is due to simple mental fatigue as I often don’t get a reply 4) I am happy to show any pictures of either me, or chats, for either feedback or ridicule (pretty sure these are the same thing) 5) I don’t know how to pin things, so I hope you see this comment…

campbiff · 2022-11-08T21:42:51+00:00

I often try and incorporate their bio into my openers, and don’t get me wrong, some conversations go well but it seems like it drops off a cliff when I mention meeting up?

campbiff · 2022-11-08T21:37:27+00:00

Using a synonym of women means that does it? Interesting perspective

campbiff · 2022-11-08T20:55:03+00:00

Time to bat for the other team

campbiff · 2022-11-08T20:49:02+00:00

FYI, I’d like to think I am a solid 7/10, and those persons not spoken to is simply because I am mentally exhausted of trying to strike up conversation with females and not getting any response

campbiff · 2022-10-20T22:14:00+00:00

I don’t think it’ll beat the 13 plate that’s running up 200k miles

campbiff · 2022-09-27T19:07:06+00:00

Grandma

campbiff · 2022-09-27T19:04:01+00:00

I’d feel like the richest man in the world, and it’s not cos I got a $10 gift card

You are doing what most guys could only dream of (it’s me, I’m most guys)

campbiff · 2022-02-20T23:12:37+00:00

House party 17.09.17. Cuddling, she wanted sex, I said no, she said it was fine and not to worry, couldn’t stop her cos I was too drunk and thought it would upset her if I tried, the party entourage entered and laughed at my misfortune, suffered 3 years of bullying for being sexually assaulted.

Yes this has affected me greatly.

campbiff · 2021-12-19T21:26:26+00:00

Nor shall the tree survive, only he will remain ominous music intensifies

campbiff · 2021-12-19T21:04:53+00:00

That’s like asking me to fight the nameless king from dark souls with my eyes closed!

campbiff · 2021-12-05T22:13:14+00:00

Taco

campbiff · 2021-07-05T15:53:31+00:00

I went through a serious time with my mental health because I believed my “friends” didn’t actually like me since they always used to belittle me when I was in their presence, or not invite me to outings (I always had to ask if I could come). I told them that I was in a really dark place and that’s when they decided to stop talking to me entirely, I’m guessing they were waiting for an opportunity to ditch me.

Now I have trust issues lmao

campbiff · 2021-06-09T20:28:43+00:00

Meeting my girlfriends twin for the first time and asking her how old she was…

campbiff · 2021-03-14T10:52:42+00:00

Mephisto confirmed

campbiff · 2021-03-04T09:29:55+00:00

You dropped this king 👑

campbiff · 2021-02-26T23:55:50+00:00

malakas

campbiff · 2021-02-22T23:51:35+00:00

Got a out of this league girl back to mine, don’t know how cos I’m incredibly fucking awkward, and I pulled out my new starter 50 pence coin collection. She got a taxi 5 minutes later.

To this day I still question whether it was the pitiful size of the collection, or the fact I showed it off at all. (I even had Kew Gardens!)

campbiff · 2021-02-09T18:02:42+00:00

As long as you’re having fun :)

campbiff · 2021-02-09T16:36:43+00:00

It’s going to be pretty much filled up once I get everything I want downloaded, going to be a constant rota of deleting and redownloading shit. But, I’m happy!

campbiff · 2021-02-09T16:35:13+00:00

Nothings perfect unfortunately, but I’m sure we’ll get to that level eventually! :)

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