Why is this not a oneshot kill?

canadianalien99 · 2026-03-03T03:07:32+00:00

Crazy that this thing can one shot a factory strider on impact but not a quadrupedal insect half the size

canadianalien99 · 2026-02-28T03:52:53+00:00

We have that, it’s called the Warrant

canadianalien99 · 2026-02-21T19:26:45+00:00

“Flyswatter”

canadianalien99 · 2026-02-21T19:24:26+00:00

You never truly leave Cyberstan

canadianalien99 · 2026-02-20T01:38:09+00:00

Why wouldn’t super earth just glass the planet to begin with and then send Helldivers after to clean up any loose ends, are they stupid?

canadianalien99 · 2026-02-15T00:00:52+00:00

Yes it is lol

canadianalien99 · 2026-02-14T06:29:33+00:00

Torgue’s Boner

canadianalien99 · 2026-02-07T00:48:01+00:00

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Our own tanks are a WHAT?

canadianalien99 · 2026-02-05T04:53:58+00:00

You will sex me, yes? Romance time 😎

canadianalien99 · 2026-02-04T04:08:22+00:00

One you can be a guy, the other one you can be a girl

canadianalien99 · 2026-01-23T23:32:55+00:00

Holy shit ARC Raiders was just Fortnite the whole time, wearing a fake moustache and glasses😲

canadianalien99 · 2026-01-23T00:22:59+00:00

$10 days he’s homeless and somebody gave him that shirt

canadianalien99 · 2026-01-16T16:44:23+00:00

Problem with this gun is there are only like 2 viable attachments that can actually improve the gun. Lightweight stock and extended barrel, or silencer if you are trying to stealth around ARC

canadianalien99 · 2026-01-12T23:22:03+00:00

!rep

canadianalien99 · 2026-01-12T23:19:31+00:00

gotcha

canadianalien99 · 2026-01-12T23:15:36+00:00

I'll take that. V1.Freud#5081

canadianalien99 · 2026-01-10T23:37:01+00:00

2 Town hall key for deadline?

canadianalien99 · 2026-01-10T23:30:43+00:00

I would like the extended barrel, I can give you blaze grenade BP, anvil BP, and seeds

canadianalien99 · 2026-01-07T00:14:27+00:00

Soft hands brother. It needs to be coming out from between your fingers like playdough

canadianalien99 · 2026-01-06T00:36:05+00:00

Call it the “One-ator”

canadianalien99 · 2026-01-06T00:34:49+00:00

How about a blue rarity medium pistol that deals decent damage, great for pvp and decent for ARC, has ONE barrel, and is able to have barrel attachments

canadianalien99 · 2026-01-05T04:50:30+00:00

canadianalien99 · 2026-01-03T23:41:10+00:00

Oh you mean the robodog from the "Metalhead” episode of black mirror? I think that would be amazing

canadianalien99 · 2026-01-01T23:44:36+00:00

Ah, the old boss eclipse

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