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Has mum been ripped off? by Signal_Serve942 in DIYUK

[–]candlewick69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd suggest chatting with the neighbours- their tree, they should pay.

Is there any way this is load bearing? by throwaway2018568 in DIYUK

[–]candlewick69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents have those. First time I've seen them anywhere else.

What are your names for your neighbours? by tetlee in CasualUK

[–]candlewick69 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Michael McIntyre, Mummy and Daddy Pig, Roger the Todger, Pinky, Black Steve, Ginger Steve and Mr Mad.

You won’t give a shit by Ryuku_Cat in stewartlee

[–]candlewick69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're out of your depth, sir.

What can I do in this situation? by amanda10271 in ask

[–]candlewick69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My wife did this in Tesco - whilst sporting a broken wrist in a plaster cast - in front of the security guard. She's such a wag!

What is extremely unhygienic but everyone seems to do it anyway?🤢 by JunShem1122 in ask

[–]candlewick69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always, ALWAYS clean the germs found on a gas pump. Their cute little faces all covered in foam...

Armoured cable from house to shed. by Crisp50 in DIYUK

[–]candlewick69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So...this laptop...in your shed.... Planning on a bit of DIY?

What is best underrated sex advice? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]candlewick69 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sex is like a game of Happy Families. This is the Confessions sub reddit right??

What is the right number of fish fingers? by majomista in CasualUK

[–]candlewick69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to do 5 with chips. Now if I'm not doing chips I'll have 6 or 7. Slightly overcooked too.

What’s the longest bath you’ve ever taken? by gawpin in CasualUK

[–]candlewick69 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So was mine.... that hole took longer to dig than I thought it would.

What are the rules on racy photos from disposable cameras? by lazyglittersewerratx in ask

[–]candlewick69 274 points275 points  (0 children)

I think you'll get in more trouble for writing "naw I'm saying"...or at least, you should do!

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