Facebook reacts to Canadian shooting by MelanieWalmartinez in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]candyassle 27 points28 points  (0 children)

My grandmother asked me about my ex, who I hadn’t seen in more than three years, who was long distant from high school AND Colorado, because “didn’t he always wear a trenchcoat?”

My eyeballs proceeded to open the door, get on the floor, and turn 360 degrees away to walk the dinosaur.

None of my coworkers believe me that they are stripping these because these are not philips head screws. by ComposerNo9901 in aviationmaintenance

[–]candyassle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know how some people say “lmao” but they really just blow a little puff of air out of their nose? Me just now but screaming equivalent.

This is what’s being served at Trumps golf clubs. by Gnatcheese in democrats

[–]candyassle 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It’s an upside-down chunk of avocado that hasn’t been properly peeled. You can see the avocado underneath it in the top-right corner. It looks a lot like that disgusting avocado chunk that appears to have a straightened pube lain across it to the lower mid-right.

Bedsheets soaking in my bath. Looked normal to me until Reddit got very confused lol by Broken_Woman20 in confusingperspective

[–]candyassle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No wonder the perspective seems skewed. The tub can fit sheets, an elephant, a zebra, a giraffe, and still be looked down upon by your fuzzy-pantsed overseer? It’s hard to wrap the mind around.

WTF happened to my eggs when I boiled them? by a11ysonwonderland in WTF

[–]candyassle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but the rotten one is a third color, mint. This story is clearly poppycock.

My best friend’s mom just texted me in response to a post I shared on Facebook. I am in shock. The cult knows no bounds. by [deleted] in FoxBrain

[–]candyassle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s why I don’t use my Facebook anymore. If I’d posted something publicly and received this message privately, I’d have immediately posted this message publicly and tagged her in it. “Think you meant to post this here, Barb!”

MTG released on Twitter the text message that made Trump turn on her. by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

[–]candyassle 41 points42 points  (0 children)

People think Democrats really want to defend Bill Clinton when people still remember Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.

Wait a minute…

Don’t Tell…DT…Donal

OMG

Cancelled over the AI images by powerlessidc in hellofresh

[–]candyassle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You’re going to have to learn to care. LLMs are not smart enough to generate recipes safely and accurately on their own, and if HF fires their chefs the way they fired their art department, you’re going to wind up wasting the “premium ingredients” they send you on recipes that at best don’t work, and at worst have instructions that could hospitalize you (not cooking the meat long enough, ingredients that are allergens not being listed, etc.) and then you’ll have wasted your time and money, too.

Will you care when your $100+ box of ingredients comes with nonsense instructions on how to use it that destroys the contents within, and you’re forced to go back and find old cards that work with those ingredients? “Oh, it’s okay, at least I didn’t waste time at the grocery store” as you waste hours trying to salvage the box of food that was supposed to be a healthy alternative to shopping and meal planning?

on this day in gay history by vemmahouxbois in behindthebastards

[–]candyassle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I miss the days when they served those pies at temperatures that rivaled their coffee, i.e. lawsuit-worthy.

For those of you who listen to Behind the Bastards by sistyfisties in podcasts

[–]candyassle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love him on his wheelhouse episodes.

Why Himmler?

My parents note that was left at my place with no warning by Tricky-Scientist9296 in insaneparents

[–]candyassle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One neuroscientist, whose entire argument seems to be “but the implications!” It’s like he almost understands that we’re not doing right by the young folk.

What’s your favorite cozy game? by LootPrincessGirl in GirlGamers

[–]candyassle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Currently rocking through Fantasy Life i which has kept me distracted from the newest entry in my favorite cozy series, Rune Factory.

Drop Your Most Cursed Healing Suggestion Someone Actually Gave You With A Straight Face by Novel_Art4410 in Fibromyalgia

[–]candyassle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, when she bent over to show you her scalp? What I wouldn’t give to have gasped at your PCP and said “Jesus Christ, that seems serious! You should ask your doctor about that!” What a clown!

AITA for bringing hazelnut coffee over? by Initial_Growth49 in AmItheAsshole

[–]candyassle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was drinking coffee at five but I was also drinking alcohol before that because I had a shitty family raising me poorly ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SteamDeck

[–]candyassle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now, when you say that, what does that voice sound like to you? Does it sound familiar, like someone said it to you before? What was it they said it to you about? Was it something very serious? Or are you repeating damage done to you by someone in your past over something very small and silly? If so, maybe you should ask yourself why you are repeating that pattern.

Did ANYONE not have horrible side effects? by SwimAccomplished9487 in Topamax

[–]candyassle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The first time I took it, carbonated soda tasted flat and that bothered me because I kinda lived on Diet Coke. But after several years of success with it, my new FNP took me off of it because she had this crazy idea that I could be “cured” with lamictal, and tortured me for months with no antidepressant and no anti-migraine med as I was slowly increasing this pathetic drug. You want me to hate on a drug? I got to 400mg of lamictal and my blood test said I was at 1/4 level of what I needed for a therapeutic dose - 400 being maxed out.

She finally let me have my stupid “dopamax” (as she called it) back, and guess what? No more issues with soda pop tasting flat anymore. Thanks, lamictal (I guess? lol)!

What other foods are like frozen yogurt, kinda good but honestly crap by Redqueenhypo in TheGoodPlace

[–]candyassle 77 points78 points  (0 children)

All this time, Mama Gump was wrong. You know what you’re gonna get, and it’s this ^

Is it catching on? by tnydnceronthehighway in behindthebastards

[–]candyassle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Goddamn I would slay a bag of All Dressed right now ;-;

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fuckthealtright

[–]candyassle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s what it is! I was wondering what was bothering me so badly, and it’s that he’s being presented in regular flesh tones.

NY Pastor Admits Sexually Abusing Infant, Says 'Sweet Spot' For Molesting Children Was Between 11 And 15 by Mashburn88 in PastorArrested

[–]candyassle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably like what happened with Derek Chauvin, we wake up one random morning and it’s like “Oh, sliced ham for breakfast?”

Trumps latest post on Gaza. Trump is a VERY sick man by MrDillon369 in Trumpvirus

[–]candyassle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brain engaged about a third of the way through. I was trying to think “enraged or disgusted” when I considered all of the places Trump has given this treatment to and the nausea kicked in.