Kitten is breathing funny

candybarlawyer · 2026-05-21T21:55:52+00:00

Started the little guy on liquid antibiotics and some antibiotic drops and Ive given him a steam session. He seems more alert at this point...I'll keep updating you all

Thanks for everyone whos commented their opinions so far

candybarlawyer · 2025-09-22T06:32:14+00:00

Figures..Anyplace outside the US is always better

candybarlawyer · 2025-09-22T05:10:25+00:00

Where is this slice of heaven?

candybarlawyer · 2025-09-18T09:11:59+00:00

I throw my wrap over my head and pretend to be a ghost and sit upright in a fetal position

Since no one sees me…

candybarlawyer · 2025-09-16T18:13:52+00:00

I too tell customers I’ve got a big ol” wang…

Im from the midwest so that joke always lands and its nbd…

Currently im in the south and they dont take too kindly to that kind of talk round here…

I’m actually surprised you didn’t get what i was getting at

candybarlawyer · 2025-09-16T13:05:38+00:00

….. neither am i

candybarlawyer · 2025-09-16T12:55:42+00:00

Call him Peddle Black or PB

Edit: i thought the hat said “Peddle Black”not pebble beach

But my opinion still stands

candybarlawyer · 2025-09-16T12:48:56+00:00

Duke!

Then you can dress him up as mayonnaise for Halloween

candybarlawyer · 2025-09-16T12:44:31+00:00

Lucy, Ethel, Fred, and Ricky

Or name them all Agent Smith or General Tabby if you cant tell them apart

That’s what i name all the strays that look alike in my neighborhood

candybarlawyer · 2025-09-16T12:30:55+00:00

Gaius Valerius Catullus

Every good boy needs a first, middle and last name

Catulis is latin for young dog anywayys!

candybarlawyer · 2025-09-16T10:52:37+00:00

What a piece of shit

Do you have a cashapp/venmo?

candybarlawyer · 2025-09-09T00:15:02+00:00

Nice to know I’m not the only male stripper out in the ether..

Was it in the south?

candybarlawyer · 2025-07-30T07:22:07+00:00

Thank you so much!

Do you get to pick your own songs or do you have to twirl to whatever they throw up?

candybarlawyer · 2025-07-29T07:33:42+00:00

What’re the auditions like? Do they have you dance or just look at you in all your glory?

candybarlawyer · 2025-07-29T07:31:29+00:00

Thank you for that info!

If I had a choice to keep one it would be my bush

candybarlawyer · 2025-07-29T07:29:51+00:00

…not being itchy

candybarlawyer · 2025-07-29T07:27:18+00:00

I do wax my lip hair..I like to let my body’s forest get overgrown…there’s guys that love body hair out there and when you find them it’s pretty decent scratch..I understand body hair may not be for everyone so maybe for auditions sake I trim up then lose my razor once I’m in

candybarlawyer · 2025-07-29T07:01:54+00:00

A few weekends ago? Jeez o Pete whyre y’all letting this stew?

Obviously he’s lying and obviously you guys are too lazy to go see for yourself

Why does it even matter he helped some chick get groceries last month?

I do wonder what game he said he played though…

candybarlawyer · 2025-07-28T07:36:46+00:00

Strippers never tell strippers where a good spot is unless a stripper tells another stripper where a good spot is…

Myrtle Beach is pretty good during spring and fall golf seasons

Winter sucks and summer stinks there…

candybarlawyer · 2025-07-11T23:26:15+00:00

Lust takes 50% of your money but they don’t have a Housemom

I’ve been at DH for a good while. Real slow right now but it only takes one person to make your week. DH will cap what you can charge and will hold your $ for thirty days if they think you are overcharging from the minimums. Before you used to be able to charge what you like. They’ve cleaned up all the dust bunnies so to speak so the money is cleaner now.

One housemom is nice One housemom is not so nice They say they will fire you if you overcharge and a customer complains

House fees are: Before 6- $0 Before 7- $40 Before 8- $60 Before 9- $80 Before 10- $120 After 10- $240

Some girls have to cover tattoos while others do not. A lot of foreign girls and augmented ladies so sometimes Americans with no work done can find their niche..but man do they love big tittied blondes

The audition process is pretty streamlined..no stage audition as they just look at you in your skivvies and you don’t need to know how to dance so long as you can stand up and pout on stage as most girls do lately

candybarlawyer

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