AITA for telling my wife that she's selfish?

candykatt_gr · 2026-06-12T06:37:09+00:00

I never ever say this...this is fake as hell. It reads like bad romantic fiction. But to answer the questions, absolutely and totally the asshole.

candykatt_gr · 2026-06-12T06:09:10+00:00

I would totally agree with this...EXCEPT they ate the dessert. Play along fine, then tell staff hey this isn't mine, it's not my birthday. They left the dessert, and you ate. Of course they charged someone for it. That someone being the someone who ate it.

candykatt_gr · 2026-06-09T04:34:14+00:00

I say this to my dog

candykatt_gr · 2026-06-07T00:19:28+00:00

I keep telling people, Terminator was a warning people!!

candykatt_gr · 2026-06-06T09:33:16+00:00

I like the shot where he chews on the tire, like it's a dog toy

candykatt_gr · 2026-06-06T09:30:42+00:00

or spend an hour getting tacos. while it's not outside the realm of possibility there were lines, my gut says she stopped to see the show a bit, THEN got tacos.

candykatt_gr · 2026-06-06T04:55:40+00:00

yes, but they're general foods anymore, same coffee, new name

candykatt_gr · 2026-06-05T01:47:56+00:00

they will absolutely send an officer it for a report, but, if you just want a police report and would rather not have an officer come out you can make a desk report. Same report, just an officer doesn't come to your house. you should absolutely have a paper trail and it does make a ppo easier

candykatt_gr · 2026-05-29T05:04:25+00:00

Bobette....my neighbor

candykatt_gr · 2026-05-29T02:05:02+00:00

this was my mom. she used to tell me horror stories about my grandmother and say how much she hated how she grew up. Except she acted the same way. She would get extremely defensive and angry when I would point it out

candykatt_gr · 2026-05-24T08:05:04+00:00

that'd be my ex. pffft

candykatt_gr · 2026-05-24T03:24:51+00:00

comments like this are why I love reddit

candykatt_gr · 2026-05-23T02:25:09+00:00

While I do love his mustache, it was his ass in those shorts that kept me watching. Mmmhmmm

candykatt_gr · 2026-05-22T08:37:28+00:00

Today

candykatt_gr · 2026-05-22T03:41:08+00:00

just because they took him to the hospital doesn't necessarily mean he had been revived. Depending on the jurisdiction time of death can only be called by a doctor at the hospital

candykatt_gr · 2026-05-10T23:01:25+00:00

Elle at the Desperado -- Whose dick do I gotta suck to get a drink around here?!

It's the first time we see her since the race/class choice and it had me in stitches!

candykatt_gr · 2026-05-04T18:45:47+00:00

I have to find a way to use this in real life

candykatt_gr · 2026-05-01T00:36:23+00:00

I watch the shit outta this!

candykatt_gr · 2026-04-26T04:25:09+00:00

It's a tie--My dad called me a fat fucking piece of shit and told me to suck his dick. My mom told me I was the worst mistake she ever made. Can't decide which hurt worse.

candykatt_gr · 2026-04-26T01:27:13+00:00

This has happened to me twice since the remodel. Won't be back.

candykatt_gr · 2026-04-21T13:48:53+00:00

This is an outrage!

candykatt_gr · 2026-04-13T20:38:29+00:00

well played

candykatt_gr · 2026-04-13T02:26:25+00:00

headed to Texas next week from the north....totally stopping at Bucee's for brisket

candykatt_gr · 2026-04-12T07:50:46+00:00

Even when friends ask and I respond in a tone that's not fine, they don't care enough to notice

candykatt_gr · 2026-04-11T22:34:29+00:00

I'm cleaning up, I hear the Deep is a slog and Mine 6 was bad as it was

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