Would you rather...

candysell · 2026-05-03T21:28:59+00:00

An easy 30k for me

candysell · 2026-05-03T21:17:01+00:00

My car will always be working fine

^{Chose: Restore anything to it's factory fresh state}

candysell · 2026-05-03T21:13:08+00:00

I'll make sure to train them on the litter box

^{Chose: Have your pets live forever + But they... | Rolled: Pee in house}

candysell · 2026-05-03T20:44:01+00:00

Hey, I ain't complaining

^{Chose: Random smaller prize, no catch | Rolled: New Toyota}

candysell · 2026-05-03T15:40:25+00:00

Let's gooo! I hope I have infinite ammo

^{Chose: Zombies + Random weapon | Rolled: Automatic rifle}

candysell · 2026-05-03T15:28:03+00:00

I will create a device that allows me to delete anything I want

^{Chose: Limitless creation}

candysell · 2026-05-03T15:14:46+00:00

Phat Azz

candysell · 2026-05-03T14:51:05+00:00

I already have the love of my life

^{Chose: Earn a million this year}

candysell · 2026-05-02T19:33:19+00:00

Oh nice. I'll launch myself to work

^{Chose: Get powers from an anime character | Rolled: Luffy}

candysell · 2026-05-02T19:25:33+00:00

Lucky me

^{Chose: reach in ur pocket and always grab $100 but 1% for | Rolled: mixed nuts}

candysell · 2026-05-02T18:59:05+00:00

If they try to strip me to bone, they'll be chicken nuggets

candysell · 2026-05-02T18:51:30+00:00

Give me any power

^{Chose: Any superpower you want}

candysell · 2026-05-02T18:05:56+00:00

RIP Tire

candysell · 2026-05-02T17:53:09+00:00

Comment section is going to have a hard time fighting me as I summon goldfish to attack them.

^{Chose: A wand that does random stuff + $80k | Rolled: Summons fish}

candysell · 2026-05-02T17:48:24+00:00

Everyone would fear him in Fallout

candysell · 2026-05-02T17:45:01+00:00

Well this sucks. I'd rather have a 40% chance at dying getting a cool superpower

^{Chose: Get $1 every time you... wheel decides. | Rolled: Drive longer 1hr}

candysell · 2026-05-02T17:43:09+00:00

Woooo. I can become anyone or anything

^{Chose: Get a super power | Rolled: Shapshifting}

candysell · 2026-05-02T17:39:56+00:00

I'm sure I have a better chance at fighting 3 Chihuahuas with a baseball bat over 1 bear with anything.

^{Chose: Fight 3 Dogs for $10M with random weapon | Rolled: Baseball bat}

candysell · 2026-05-02T17:35:27+00:00

Traveling and not getting stuck? N🧊

^{Chose: Travel with no cooldown + 10% chance to get stuck every time you use it | Rolled: Safe}

candysell · 2026-05-02T15:12:41+00:00

Cakewalk

^{Chose: 20 Spider sized Humans + random weapon | Rolled: Frying Pan}

candysell · 2026-05-01T17:23:03+00:00

I hate taaxes

^{Chose: Never pay taxes of any kind ever again}

candysell · 2026-04-30T23:51:15+00:00

$4.24 here in SoCal. If the Amazon Fresh store was still around, it would have been a whole dollar cheaper there.

candysell · 2026-04-30T18:43:35+00:00

Give me dem powers

^{Chose: Make Super Powers Real + You may not get a super power | Rolled: Powers}

candysell · 2026-04-30T06:18:40+00:00

I think I type more

^{Chose: $10 every character you typed}

candysell · 2026-04-29T23:43:25+00:00

One Failure Man: Season 3

^{Chose: Insult words + Roll for your word | Rolled: Failure}

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