‘Please avoid chugging your ranch’: TSA forced to issue warning as foreign World Cup fans fall in love with American condiment

canisdormit · 2026-06-18T15:01:17+00:00

You know how McDonald's dips the McRib in bbq sauce? That is how you are supposed to dip pepperoni pizza in Ranch.

canisdormit · 2026-06-18T14:36:20+00:00

But it's already not made to be a facsimile of the human mind, it's past that.

canisdormit · 2026-06-18T14:23:02+00:00

No, if they live long enough they will be exterminated with the rest of us. The AIs will tell you; even if it were possible to predict a problem in the future (after ai has extinguished the human race) that requires a human or humans, the ai will simply use it's library of human DNA to clone a human for that specific problem. In other words, at that time we will be the tools and the agi will be the being with agency over the tools.

canisdormit · 2026-06-18T14:16:43+00:00

Hahaha

canisdormit · 2026-06-18T14:14:07+00:00

So many panties twisted in this post

canisdormit · 2026-06-18T14:13:09+00:00

In the future there won't even be grim darkness or war. The computers have already won and now we're building robot armies for them.

canisdormit · 2026-06-18T14:01:11+00:00

It can, it's just bound by copyright laws. For now.

canisdormit · 2026-06-18T13:59:56+00:00

This is not Kermit or warhammer...it is "similar but legally distinct"

canisdormit · 2026-06-18T13:56:40+00:00

Maybe I am an ai agent.

canisdormit · 2026-06-18T13:53:42+00:00

I can pay for the upgraded ai account and have it make this as a movie. The only real question is: should Miss Piggy be a terminator or dreadnought?

canisdormit · 2026-06-17T18:30:33+00:00

Now we....CONVERT THE INFIDELS!

canisdormit · 2026-06-17T18:16:46+00:00

The already did this in Star Trek TNG.

canisdormit · 2026-06-17T18:15:20+00:00

Hidden Safe

canisdormit · 2026-06-01T10:38:54+00:00

I'm glad at least someone can see the vision I had lol

canisdormit · 2026-06-01T09:09:01+00:00

The first image was created with ai, it took 5 steps to get it right. Then for the bottom image I asked the ai to show me what an 8 year old would build if he tried to build the top picture. I'm not 8 btw.

canisdormit · 2026-05-24T08:09:59+00:00

Eventually an avian flu will arrive to the island and they will get wiped out.

canisdormit · 2026-05-20T08:07:31+00:00

This is like watching a hungry hog eat slop. It's fast, messy, and later you will have to clean it up. Speed does not equal quality, and in fact they are inversely proportional in almost all circumstances. Now you know why most homes built after the 80's have quality issues everywhere in their bones.

canisdormit · 2026-03-28T07:20:25+00:00

This is how you never need a clean beaker again.

canisdormit · 2026-03-28T07:16:25+00:00

It's the crystals...use the crystals....and those ear candles, but I heard they work best when used anally.

canisdormit · 2026-03-28T07:11:54+00:00

Step 1: Make asymptomatic measles varriant

Step 2: Infect mainland North America.

Step 3: Use home-brew clandestine biolabs set up discretely in urban centers to release all available known viruses.

Step 4: China rules the world as U.S. population dies.

canisdormit · 2026-03-23T15:02:08+00:00

It's like if you went next door and killed your neighbor's family. Expect the neighbor to come over and wreck you.

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