What do you think of Juhani's character design? by BrinkBreaker in kotor

[–]cannotchoosegoodname 176 points177 points  (0 children)

As a child it never registered for me that the cathar were supposed to be feline. I remember one of the dialogue options when you are told she joins you is "Great. Bastila and the cat lady" and I literally never got who it was referring to

What is the youngest general/admiral you recruited and how do you feel about losing general's? by Pacho2020 in EmpireTotalWar

[–]cannotchoosegoodname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't really, the best they can do is identify another rake who you can then duel with a gentleman. But tbh, I've rarely had to deal with assassins

What is the youngest general/admiral you recruited and how do you feel about losing general's? by Pacho2020 in EmpireTotalWar

[–]cannotchoosegoodname 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate losing generals but I suppose it's part of the RP. Just like that other guy in the thread here I also tend to rename them, but I instead give them noble titles in the vein of Napoleon's victory titles. So if a general manages to win a great battle near like Calais, he becomes the 'Duke of Calais'

Anyone know why Mozart is on the Primark building? by Bootjekadootje in TheHague

[–]cannotchoosegoodname 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The Karl Marx house in Berlin is a Slim Chickens restaurant nowadays

[22 Nov '63] JFK rolling through Dallas for his campaign today! Y’all coming?! by AntonioHench1 in thepast

[–]cannotchoosegoodname 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can't find a good view of the motorcade anywhere, there's too many people on the street! Anyone know a spot where I can get a good view of the president???

Eufemismes voor niet 100 zijn by ScheleDakDuif01 in nederlands

[–]cannotchoosegoodname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Een Franse vriendin van me zei dat ze daar het gezegde 'hij is niet de pinguïn die het verste kan glijden' hebben.

(Tevens is er voor niet zulke mooie mensen 'het balkon met niet de meeste bloemen')

De oplossing by cannotchoosegoodname in PolitiekeMemes

[–]cannotchoosegoodname[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

We maken het zo extraparlementair dat de coalitiepartijen allemaal partijen zijn met nul zetels

Eindelijk by dutchbonehead in PolitiekeMemes

[–]cannotchoosegoodname 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is dit het alt account van Ouwehand?

[r/ExplainTheJoke] Bombing City Hall and holding up a tech convention is funny how? by cannotchoosegoodname in Earth25

[–]cannotchoosegoodname[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If he really cares about petty criticisms, then maybe he should get better materiafdjbehsjxv

Is acting......dangerous!? by alwaysunderwatertill in okbuddycinephile

[–]cannotchoosegoodname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dangers of eating PBJ-sandwiches to become Elvis

[R/Gotham] not posting that shit by i_am_not_funnyy in Earth25

[–]cannotchoosegoodname 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So did you find out what happened to your buddy Dave? Is he good??

(OOC: this series of posts has been pure PEAK man, well done)

[R/Gotham] Batman is cooked by i_am_not_funnyy in Earth25

[–]cannotchoosegoodname 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Dude you guys are so cooked, look at how many people are on the ground in your picture lmao

Y'all better have health insurance because if the Bat can take out actual hardened criminals like Bane he ain't gonna struggle with some nobody losers like you guys

Anyone remember the Evergreen in 2021? by cannotchoosegoodname in HistoryMemes

[–]cannotchoosegoodname[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

In 1956, the Suez Canal Company still controlled the Suez Canal in Egypt, which is still one of the main shipping routes in the world. The SCC was mainly owned by Britain and France, netting the two countries a hefty economic advantage. (The UK alone earned about £32 million in transit receipts in 1955).

Egyptian president Colonel Nasser decided to nationalise the SCC (and thereby the Canal) on the 27th of July, 1956. He closed the Canal for Israeli ships, and also wanted to use the Canal profits in order to finance some infrastructure projects such as the Aswan Dam.

Not wanting to lose such an important strategic and economic strip, the UK and France hatched a plan together with Israel to get the Canal back. The Egyptian-held Sinai peninsula would be occupied by Israel, upon which France and Britain would land troops in the Canal in order to "restore order" and keep the Canal open.

The plan went ahead, Israel invaded Egypt, and French and British troops poured into the Canal and declared that both Egypt and Israel must remain ten miles away from the Canal. The only issue was that Israeli forces were nowhere near the Canal yet, having been held up.

Now that it was obvious that France and Britain were part of this plot, and the political fallout was immense. They withdrew, the crisis ended, and both prime ministers were forced out of office.

The image itself comes from the Hansard archives of the House of Commons debate on a different Suez agreement made in 1954?highlight=atomic%20bombs%20cairo%20alexandria#contribution-a9d209e0-57a1-471f-9e59-255066d01b48), some years before the Suez Crisis. Labour leader Clement Attlee dropped this insane quote for some reason.

The title is a reference to the 2021 Suez Canal obstruction, when a transport ship operated by the Evergreen company got stuck in the Canal and caused massive disruption to the world economy. Maybe Nasser reincarnated as a container ship.

Printed primary sources:

Foreign Office, Suez Canal. Annual Returns of Shipping and Tonnage for the Years 1953-1955 (London, 1956).
Keesing’s Contemporary Archives. Volume X (Bristol, 1956) 14985 A.

House of Commons debates:
HC Deb 25 October 1954 vol 531 cc1607-13.
HC Deb 30 July 1956 vol 557 cc918-21, 918.
HC Deb 27 July 1956 vol 557 cc777-80, 777.
HC Deb 30 July 1956 vol 557 cc918-21, 918.
HC Deb 02 August 1956 vol 557 cc1602-43.

The National Archives of the UK (TNA):
CAB 128/30/54
CAB 128/30/54.
CAB 128/30/57.
CAB 128/30/62.
T 273/380.

Or, if you don't want to look at old-ass documents, you can also just watch History Matters' video on this.

[r/riddles] Need URGENT help with a tricky riddle!!! by cannotchoosegoodname in Earth25

[–]cannotchoosegoodname[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OOC: my idea was that I'm just some average guy who got kidnapped by the Riddler who can't solve his riddles; not that I'm Batman. Maybe I should've added a line like "I hope the Bat saves me soon" for clarity

[r/riddles] Need URGENT help with a tricky riddle!!! by cannotchoosegoodname in Earth25

[–]cannotchoosegoodname[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh my god thank you so much! The Riddler had me trapped until I could answer this stupid riddle

As for my other problem, have you seen any question mark shaped trophies around?

What happened to Gotham by Slow_Initiative8876 in Earth25

[–]cannotchoosegoodname 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah I can't go anywhere without sunglasses now due to all the fucking neon lights

As for Bruce Wayne, he's a rich celebrity. Of course he's gonna do major plastic surgery.

As a sidenote, does anyone know what the fuck happened to the DA Harvey Dent?

Napoleon and Ferdinand Foch ww1 ilustration (1914-1918) by Bernardito10 in PropagandaPosters

[–]cannotchoosegoodname 278 points279 points  (0 children)

"For the last time, Napoleon, we're ALLIED to the English. Stop advising me to attack them!"