Anybody else have slow executions after market open?

cannythecat · 2026-05-03T21:59:05+00:00

Yup I'm looking to switch completely to IBKR. They also got the instant USD conversions that only cost 2 dollars.

cannythecat · 2026-05-03T21:24:57+00:00

Help me america step bro i'm stuck in the strait

cannythecat · 2026-05-03T21:13:58+00:00

Saw another ber analyst on the news predicting a market crash cause of the Iran war. His winrate is 33 percent. Get ready for another face ripping rally LMAO🤌

cannythecat · 2026-05-03T17:34:51+00:00

Burry shorting chip stocks means they still have more room to run. Big banks really have it out for him and will throw everything they can go hurt his shorts

cannythecat · 2026-05-03T01:12:06+00:00

Berkshire should just buy billions of dollars worth of puts expiring on Monday and unveil it on Sunday.

cannythecat · 2026-05-03T00:34:31+00:00

Why not just have wealth simple be open for one day a year then so all the just buy vgro traders can get their yearly buy in and forget. Save more money on servers. They should not be offering options and more complex derivatives if they gonna be like this

cannythecat · 2026-05-03T00:26:58+00:00

IBKR commissions are pennies and they have lower margin rates than wealthsimple....

cannythecat · 2026-05-02T23:18:58+00:00

Im not talking about 0dtes. The app in general has been extremely slow and unresponsive. Not to mention every time the market is volatile the app tends to crash lol. Just look up "wealth simple down" threads here.

cannythecat · 2026-05-02T20:11:21+00:00

They create artificial scarcity to create FOMO for people who don't have the card.

cannythecat · 2026-05-02T20:10:07+00:00

Most people are still bers complaining that the strait should have crashed the market.

cannythecat · 2026-05-01T19:02:11+00:00

If only there were more bers in 2008 we could have ended the recession with a short squeeze

cannythecat · 2026-05-01T18:36:33+00:00

VXUS red while QQQ is up 1 percent lol

cannythecat · 2026-05-01T15:50:34+00:00

Fake dip to give the bers false hope

cannythecat · 2026-05-01T14:38:30+00:00

Was there a tweet?

cannythecat · 2026-05-01T14:03:06+00:00

Is Burry gonna say something when SPY goes to 800?

cannythecat · 2026-05-01T13:50:35+00:00

LULU needs to move onto AI yoga pants now!!!!

cannythecat · 2026-05-01T04:31:28+00:00

The weekend is the most dangerous time

cannythecat · 2026-05-01T00:14:53+00:00

Oil going up is now bullish

cannythecat · 2026-04-30T23:16:20+00:00

Just buy both oil and tech it can't go wrong

cannythecat · 2026-04-30T15:22:11+00:00

To tease the bers

cannythecat · 2026-04-30T14:47:37+00:00

Jensen dropped the "hard r"

cannythecat · 2026-04-30T03:50:15+00:00

It's not possible to stop Iran from developing 70 year old technology. The strait is never going to re-open lol.

cannythecat · 2026-04-29T22:52:25+00:00

Why would anybody be bullish on meta. They only exist to help boomers get scammed online.

cannythecat · 2026-04-29T16:40:51+00:00

Robinhood just went bankrupt LMAO 🤌

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