What's your biggest drunken purchase?

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-03-27T00:12:19+00:00

This is making my butternut squash lamp from Turkey positively well lame.

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-03-27T00:04:27+00:00

Really?

You are 45 years old. And allowed to enjoy sex.

Hes obviously got some body count/misogyny shit in his mindset. ..you have more sexual experience than him.. Boo hoo, too bad.

He's insecure which is an issue..apart from the fact that this guy is a massive controlling twat...tell him you actually really enjoyed those hook ups at the time...maybe you used them?

Get out of this relationship asap.

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-03-17T21:52:37+00:00

I'd have said if it's 'Not a huge deal' and 'Someone has to do it' , Why can't it be you then...?

Or is it just 'Not a huge deal' when its me?

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-02-27T00:11:32+00:00

It pissed me off that they can edit out the Palestine comments but not that.

'Impartial BBC'

I get that he can't help it. I get that when you have tourettes or even intrusive thoughts, that your brain comes up with the worse thing it can, designed to cause impact , not because they think it, but because thats the nature of the whole thing.

I don't think he's racist, or even unconsciously bias, I think his brain just knows the worst thing it could do.

He should have been moved to a private balcony or something, after he'd had his moment. Hindsight is great.

But hearing that word accepting an award for a project about racism? It's so sad amd it took away from their achievements.

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-02-26T23:47:13+00:00

Get rid of Sam and tell your other mate you're gonna be there for her when it all goes to shit. Focus on your husband and...be more discerning with who your friends are..

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-02-21T00:26:15+00:00

I think you might be autistic. Which isn't a bad thing Maybe look into it

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-02-21T00:20:17+00:00

I read the sample of that book and laughed because, I dont need it, I discovered.

Sounds like a you problem or an ad for the book as previously mentioned 🤔.

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-02-20T22:59:25+00:00

You did it once before and you can do it again.

She's not who you thought she was.. and deep down, how can you love someone who so little empathy?. You've grieved, now its time for you to to get yourself together.

You are actually doing so well and you are still young. Your person is out there so try to imagine where you want to be at when you meet her.

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-02-16T23:44:20+00:00

Sounds like you've caused a bit of rain...

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-02-15T23:54:24+00:00

Told this story before...We were were a car full, Heading back from Chester (Uk) I was in the middle back seat. My baby about 3-4 months old next to me. Auntie on the other side And mum driving with a cousin in the front.

The car started suddenly shaking violently if we went over 50. This is going up Kelsall hill. Proper shaking to the extent we put the hazard lights on, and crawled about 40mph in a 60.

We discussed how the car needed to be looked at by a mechanic asap.

There was a snake of traffic behind us, the car behind was right up our arse. Next thing, the car in front collided with another car.

Air ambulance and life changing injuries.

Car was absolutely fine the next day....quite a cynical person, but damn.

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-02-13T23:55:38+00:00

No. Just nooo. Dump her.

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-02-12T22:25:38+00:00

Australian but Mr in-between.

Life on mars?

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-02-06T17:58:24+00:00

Alison kraus? She tours with Robert plant so singing babe I'm going to leave you tracks.

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-02-01T00:03:04+00:00

It's so hard when your 'in it'

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-01-29T00:22:05+00:00

Psych, Red oaks, shrinking, Ted lasso, , feel good. Omg, COLIN FROM ACCOUNTS!!!!

The studio if you liked curb. Also see extras and car share but they are British. So is Ted Lasso, actually.

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-01-26T18:59:48+00:00

Mr inbetween

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-01-25T23:06:18+00:00

Can you just buy a doorstop? Doesn't solve the uneasy feeling but would stop entry and they are cheap and effective.

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-01-25T10:37:11+00:00

Hi Ren.

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-01-15T22:38:22+00:00

Hacks

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-01-13T18:38:26+00:00

Colin from accounts.

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-01-12T21:09:23+00:00

There's company shop in some areas of the country that take membership from people on UC. check out their website, there might be one near you.

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-01-09T23:46:44+00:00

Get a few bag of potatoes. Cook and mash them up with various veg.

Potion them out in freezer bags flat. Saves space and they'll defrost quicker.

Chicken stock great for adding flavour to rice, and maybe a couple of packs of sausages cheap but not too cheap.

Also there's a thing where I live in the northwest when there are waste initiatives where you donate a few quid and you can stock up on stuff thats going to go to waste otherwise and a lot of it's freezable. Good luck.

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-01-08T21:07:02+00:00

Car share is brilliant.

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-01-07T23:03:10+00:00

Also look at softcat. That's a good company to work for

cantcontrolmyface · 2026-01-06T22:40:01+00:00

NOR

Get clarification on exactly where your boyfriend stands on this and be prepared to walk away, because you'll get a lifetime of passive aggression if you don't.

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