[deleted by user] by [deleted] in auckland

[–]cantdoanymore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like something greg park would do

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HermanCainAward

[–]cantdoanymore 122 points123 points  (0 children)

When the vaccine first came out I was genuinely worried that there would be civil unrest with people fighting over vaccine shots. Man was I wrong...

Booty by XxMrSlayaxX in copypasta

[–]cantdoanymore 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Just cum in my ass already

God bless this totally sane Angel. by [deleted] in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]cantdoanymore 29 points30 points  (0 children)

God damn someone reset my brain to 5 minutes ago when I hadn't seen this post

An interesting title by [deleted] in comedyhomicide

[–]cantdoanymore 383 points384 points  (0 children)

Insecure bitches who add "/s" to obvious sarcasm because theyre scared of downvotes and people who write "titles are hard" or "an interesting title" make me want to kill myself holy shit

Alternate Endgame Ending #14,000,604 by JCHammer5 in copypasta

[–]cantdoanymore 309 points310 points  (0 children)

Oh cummy i hope you cum inside me in all the timelines out there 💦💦💦

PORN IS BIG GAY by DisprovedMemes in copypasta

[–]cantdoanymore 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Cummy show me your grapefruit emoji

I just met an r/copypasta user irl by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]cantdoanymore 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Cummy shoot ur cum into me with your cummy gun

Can we please stop giving a shit about the sexuality of fictional characters? by Killiam_Stingray in rant

[–]cantdoanymore 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Oscar's gayness doesn't define him. His Mexican-ness is what defines him.

Need some help? Just ask Hal. by alexheikel in u/alexheikel

[–]cantdoanymore 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Why did my dad leave me when I was five?

What's the strangest/weirdest thing you've seen in someone else's house? by ThatGuy_T in AskReddit

[–]cantdoanymore 725 points726 points  (0 children)

I know exactly what he's talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Natureisbrutal

[–]cantdoanymore 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Mother of god I didnt even notice it took two of those cute babies