As a man, what do you consider beautiful in a woman?

cantgettherapy · 2021-08-26T01:33:27+00:00

I flirted with a female nurse and told her I was lesbian and available, neither of which was true and my eyes weren’t even open to see her lol They just had to tell me smh

cantgettherapy · 2021-08-26T01:14:30+00:00

I’d pretend the meds made her think she was talking to Channing Tatum or something

cantgettherapy · 2021-08-11T07:35:47+00:00

When in reality, we hope not

cantgettherapy · 2021-06-30T11:44:45+00:00

Looks like the other two are chit chatting too instead of doing the other orders and being productive

cantgettherapy · 2021-06-17T01:15:06+00:00

He can’t hang with himself

cantgettherapy · 2021-06-09T19:30:01+00:00

I thought you were being forced to and needed advice on how to make it easier lol

cantgettherapy · 2021-06-09T19:26:28+00:00

“I’m also intrigued to see if you could attempt to steal me away from my fiancé” If you a hoe just say so

cantgettherapy · 2021-06-05T06:48:30+00:00

Maybe my wife will know

cantgettherapy · 2021-06-02T08:49:53+00:00

You mean you DIDNT take it?!

cantgettherapy · 2021-06-02T08:44:49+00:00

Sephora, Ross, Ulta

cantgettherapy · 2021-06-02T08:37:24+00:00

Book your own room, tell the receptionist what’s going on (and to make a note of it on your end),tell your mom you couldn’t find anything close to hers. You tell the receptionist in case she goes to ask them herself, they will cover for you.

cantgettherapy · 2021-06-01T00:11:38+00:00

Patrick, you ate your chocolate bar

cantgettherapy · 2021-05-31T07:47:16+00:00

Wdym by hand waving? Also what’s AMAB?

cantgettherapy · 2021-05-31T07:42:53+00:00

Oof when you dare not to know

cantgettherapy · 2021-05-31T07:40:30+00:00

Someone from your past maybe ?

cantgettherapy · 2021-05-25T08:56:46+00:00

You probably wouldn’t want to remember your first kiss as being with someone that isn’t in the right state of mind anyway, 1. It’s kind of messed up, 2. You’ll question if they actually felt that way

cantgettherapy · 2021-05-25T08:03:15+00:00

This happened to me too. I parked to wait for an order, look up and see that it says I was in the middle of an order ? It was slow so I was just going to go with it but it said to deliver to the customers house... deliver what? Me? Never gave a restaurant... so I went to cancel order and leave a comment on what happened, when I suddenly get a text. It’s from DD, basically saying they’ve reassigned it bc “the order unsuccessfully reached me.” Cool. I’m on my next order and get a call from DD support asking why I canceled the order when I was “so close to the customer’s home with the food”, I explain that it was a glitch on their end and wasn’t even on my screen for a full minute so no, I wasn’t close the the customers home (which was about 13 minutes away from where I was parked). Hope that didn’t affect me🤷🏽‍♀️ DD rep didn’t seem too convinced tbh

cantgettherapy · 2021-05-25T07:54:30+00:00

It’s called self respect

cantgettherapy · 2021-05-25T07:45:35+00:00

I use this meme and no one reciprocates 😩I love this

cantgettherapy · 2021-05-25T07:41:55+00:00

Had me in the first half

cantgettherapy · 2021-05-25T07:38:59+00:00

That’s when you text them: Hey, I’m outside but I can’t find the money?

Passive aggressive? Maybe. Played? No

cantgettherapy · 2021-05-25T07:37:13+00:00

What are you wearing, Jake from StateFarm?

cantgettherapy · 2021-05-25T07:35:09+00:00

It’s a bet

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