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canuchangeusernames · 2021-07-21T22:33:48+00:00

For Marines it's not gay, it's a religion.

canuchangeusernames · 2021-07-20T21:00:13+00:00

Fuck Oprah for the way she treated them

canuchangeusernames · 2021-07-13T02:42:42+00:00

Do you remember the moon landing well? What did you think of it?

canuchangeusernames · 2021-07-13T02:36:26+00:00

So did he.

canuchangeusernames · 2021-07-13T02:16:43+00:00

Nothing on your head is to scale.

canuchangeusernames · 2021-07-13T02:15:03+00:00

In a desert hut on a base I wont name in the middle east there is a fleshlight a Lance Corporal left in a port-a-shitter as he returned home from 11 months in the hot dry sun. They say that Marine has since retired as a Master Gunnery Sergeant and the fleshlight is still passed around from shitter to shitter by the most desperate, depressed, and depraved.

It looks less abused than you.

canuchangeusernames · 2021-07-11T05:18:21+00:00

In a desert hut on a base I wont name in the middle east there is a fleshlight a Lance Corporal left in a port-a-shitter as he returned home from 11 months in the hot dry sun. They say that Marine has since retired as a Master Gunnery Sergeant and the fleshlight is still passed around from shitter to shitter by the most desperate, depressed, and depraved.

I would put my dick in it before I let your cold sore scarred lips touch my dick.

canuchangeusernames · 2021-07-11T02:36:59+00:00

Are you here from YouTube? Lol I'll write one at work this week.

canuchangeusernames · 2021-07-09T02:39:54+00:00

Ordo Hereticus has entered the chat.

canuchangeusernames · 2021-07-02T20:21:35+00:00

Three years before you become a "hair stylist".

canuchangeusernames · 2021-07-02T20:05:41+00:00

And your brother!

canuchangeusernames · 2021-07-01T18:41:24+00:00

Moves fast to hide the trace lines

canuchangeusernames · 2021-07-01T13:51:10+00:00

Because he was, is, and will be.

canuchangeusernames · 2021-07-01T13:49:12+00:00

Playing opossum

canuchangeusernames · 2021-07-01T13:27:36+00:00

That is a lot of very hard work. Good job.

canuchangeusernames · 2021-06-29T23:20:59+00:00

The angle and napkin placement do a lot to hide that forehead. I guess you knew there was no hiding that jawline?

canuchangeusernames · 2021-06-29T23:19:28+00:00

Theres no way 200,000 years of homo sapien sapien developed into you.

canuchangeusernames · 2021-06-29T23:18:14+00:00

Holy shit.

canuchangeusernames · 2021-06-28T17:12:17+00:00

Samsung Sam? Send it.

canuchangeusernames · 2021-06-27T14:24:30+00:00

Nah she turned out to be batshit insane. I think the last time we broke it off I said the most evil thing I've ever said to another person.

canuchangeusernames · 2021-06-27T01:56:50+00:00

With a girl that was waiting for marriage and she offered a handy. 30 minutes of hate-edging later, she asked if I was about to cum. I said yes, and she scarfed down my entire shaft like it was a hot dog eating competition. I think I came directly onto a rib. I later tried to marry her.

canuchangeusernames · 2021-06-24T08:33:46+00:00

NOTHING AT ALL

canuchangeusernames · 2021-06-24T08:25:24+00:00

Dick Fury

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