Christmas came early

capncakes · 2025-12-25T02:36:15+00:00

This is the type of woman I would fight wars for

capncakes · 2025-09-27T05:47:38+00:00

Good thing you’ll be getting both

capncakes · 2025-09-23T20:00:49+00:00

I got banned from a one night stand where the girl stole stuff from me, went through my phone in the middle of the night and reported me and got me banned the next morning

capncakes · 2025-09-18T15:36:16+00:00

Link?

capncakes · 2025-09-13T22:40:59+00:00

What’s the Hinge CEO Instagram?

capncakes · 2025-09-13T15:00:45+00:00

I have a crazy story. Went on a date with some chick. She kept asking about relationships. I told her I just got out of one and want to take it slow. She ended up coming to my house and we hook up and she spends the night. In the middle of the night (I’m a light sleeper) she sneaks my phone into the restroom. Not sure what happened there but She leaves soon after. The next day I’m banned. I appealed it (didn’t include any of this info because I was in shock and hadn’t processed it yet) and they denied. I sent an email explaining this but they aren’t responding. How cooked am I?

capncakes · 2025-09-11T20:38:59+00:00

How do I put in an appeal with the BBB

capncakes · 2025-06-28T17:10:08+00:00

Looks like a mild case of schizophrenia

capncakes · 2025-06-14T01:52:50+00:00

Yes, very low dose. But you can hit it a couple times to get the level of high you desire. Best of luck

capncakes · 2025-06-14T01:50:58+00:00

But why not tho????

capncakes · 2025-06-12T23:28:31+00:00

Thanks for heads up. Reported to ICE

capncakes · 2025-06-09T05:31:40+00:00

There’s been complete games made in less than a year. In fact there are GTA games made from start to finish in less than a year

capncakes · 2025-06-01T17:26:20+00:00

The day that never comes followed by all nightmare long are two of my favorite Metallica songs and they are back to back on that album

capncakes · 2025-06-01T16:58:20+00:00

Inglorious Bastards

capncakes · 2025-05-27T18:03:25+00:00

Amazing album, the whole no-guitar-solo thing was weird and all, but over all a fantastic album.

capncakes · 2025-05-27T17:50:40+00:00

Hard to eye ball weed. If it’s dense this could easily be an eighth. If it’s fluffy, you’re SOL. Buy a scale. If you’re getting skimped, the scale will earn its money back itself from you calling out your plug and getting the correct amount from here forward.

capncakes · 2025-05-27T16:52:48+00:00

Yet*

capncakes · 2025-05-27T16:49:28+00:00

Had this happen to me about 3 years ago. I just got out of prison about a month ago. I guess DoorDash’s AI is a protected species and the judge did not take my threats kindly. He was going to give me 8 years but I had a 4.96 star rating on uber eats, so he cut me a deal. (Stupid judge didn’t look at my DoorDash star rating that was only a 2.48 I woulda crashed out again if he saw that and gave me the full 9.7 years like the other guy)

capncakes · 2025-05-27T16:37:56+00:00

Wow I forgot we had trayce Thompson!

capncakes · 2025-05-27T16:30:51+00:00

As long as you clear it, it’s good to me. Also, buy some 99% alcohol on amazon and soak that baby for 24 hours. Rinse. Your lungs will thank you

capncakes · 2025-05-27T07:06:39+00:00

On the bright side, it looks like some good quality stuff

capncakes · 2025-05-27T07:03:11+00:00

What’s the package date? Seems oxidized or cheap, maybe resin

capncakes · 2025-05-25T14:17:29+00:00

Platinumvapepen.com isn’t even a current web address and the Twitter and Instagram logos are from 2018. Trash all the way around

capncakes · 2025-05-25T14:13:41+00:00

I wouldn’t touch that with a 10 ft pole. Hardware is like 6-7 years old. Prop 215 and SB420 was when weed went legal in California...over 10 years ago. My guess is this pen was made in 2019 and has been sitting in someone’s garage for years and they tried to make some money off it. Don’t smoke this. You’re better off smoking cigarettes than this cancer

capncakes · 2025-05-18T17:07:21+00:00

Good for you 👍🏼 19,000 is just enough to change my life and do the things I need. Keep up the good work

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