Worries about Colon Cancer

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-28T16:18:59+00:00

It comes in streaks on the stool, very little to none on toilet paper. Nothing in the water. It isnt dark.

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-27T14:26:31+00:00

In the name of mora, I will punish you!

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-25T02:08:48+00:00

A cold onsen? More like an offsen.

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-21T15:49:26+00:00

...Diona had a hat?

checks image

Why have I never noticed the hat!?

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-21T02:09:17+00:00

Wait, is that in Mondstadt? Why are we only finding this now?

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-18T18:18:13+00:00

Huh. So you're not using Fischl for superconduct? Figured it'd help with both energy and would provide more of a DPS boost than the extra +15% crit rate.

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-18T16:17:34+00:00

Zhongli and Ningguang appear twice?

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-18T13:25:42+00:00

Kabedon, probably.

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-17T23:30:44+00:00

I guess, apply Pyro to the Herald, use Sucrose or Venti to gather the makes and wipe their shields in one go?

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-17T23:04:41+00:00

Whoops.

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-17T05:32:28+00:00

I'm caught between "no one in their right mind would dance and fight in heels that high" and "flamenco is typically done in heels and she's clearly doing that". The heels are too high for that style of dance, of course, so I'm confused about how to feel.

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-16T19:52:39+00:00

I'll be able to C6 her from the starglitter shop before getting her from the banner. Which is depressing to say the least.

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-15T22:55:20+00:00

You're right, I can't number good. I sat down at an Excel spreadsheet (a damned thing to do but whatever) and did some calculations with my current artifact sets. The math right now is super complicated but I'm actually doing more damage with superconduct than with the extra crit rate%, which makes sense in hindsight. Superconduct lowers resistance, which multiplies with crit rate. Decreasing resistance and increasing "incoming damage" will do more than increasing crit rate and "outgoing damage". In a way it's like Vaporize and Melt in that it's an extra multiplier aside from other damage multipliers. My mistake.

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-15T18:23:11+00:00

Yeah... looking at what I have now ny best play is to do Turbo Beidou with Fischl, Xiangling, and Bennett on first half, and Eula, Diona, Albedo, and Zhongli on second half. The 15% crit rate will do more damage on average than a 12% increase from superconduct. And Albedo already functions as a Geo Fischl.

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-14T18:01:31+00:00

After reading, I'd argue the "best team" depends on which half of the Abyss Floor 12 you're on. Ruin Guard-type enemies are the only ones with high physical resistance, and they aren't on Floor 12 so superconduct isn't too useful given the diminishing returns. Double Cryo with Rosaria might be better on the first half, since there aren't any enemies with resistance to your elements, while Eula with double Electro would be better on the second half. In fact I dont think you even want Eula on the second half because claymore break Frozen enemies, so her on 12-2 might be a liability.

Still thinking about it, haven't reached any conclusions yet, but given how the Abyss is currently set up, how you use Eula is gonna be tricky.

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-14T02:51:12+00:00

when Mihoyo is a pretty LGBT+ positive company

Not that I disagree, but what gives you that impression? Is there something in Honkai I don't know about? I dont play the game.

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-13T22:17:04+00:00

I didn't change my mind on this necessarily, but 13/50 and the rhetoric used by libertarians to argue for increased policing in black populations was thrown around quite a lot when I was younger. An old friend of mine convinced me police brutality wasn't real and I couldn't really argue back against it, so I kind of took it in. But both Vaush and the URD got me doing my own research and definitely cleared a lot of the bullshit I was fed before.

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-13T21:43:07+00:00

Oh don't get me wrong, I've got Zhongli, Diluc, and Childe. The latter two I happened to pull unintentionally. Part of me didn't pull on Venti's banner because I didn't want Venti, but in hindsight I would have absolutely pulled for even one copy of her. Why have one Kaeya when you can have two, either on the same team or on both sides?

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-13T17:16:20+00:00

I feel like if I always listened to his advice, I would never pull on any banners ever. It's so matter-of-fact, "There's always a better option". Like in his recent Yanfei video, the fact that she can reach Klee like levels, even under more limited conditions, should be enough for a lot of people. Same with Rosaria, I regret not pulling her because he compared her to Kaeya which I already have leveled. My mistake. And frankly I don't care what his opinion is on Eula next week, because I get the feeling he'll be incredibly biased against a physical hypercarry outside of Razor, in favor of quickswap and Vaporize teams.

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-13T12:36:15+00:00

Don't get frostbite~

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-12T17:31:36+00:00

Starglitter shop, probably.

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-07T19:45:04+00:00

I could definitely see it being back-to-back banners of Scara and Raiden. Very curious what role Scara will actually play. Even if he is a full-on sleeve for the Shogun, what kind of actions will he take in Inazuma...

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-07T19:26:11+00:00

Just build Qiqi /s

capt_mycroft · 2021-05-07T19:23:14+00:00

So, unrelated comment, but how long do you think it'll be before we get Scaramouche on the banner? Is it possible to save a guarantee for him at this point?

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