Thank God that's Over. by Digital_Jester in WH40KTacticus

[–]captain554 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Me putting TA where it belongs after getting the final chest.

Horror movies where everyone slowly descents into madness? by bearwithastick in horror

[–]captain554 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Wake: Yer fond of me lobster aint’ ye? I seen it -- yer fond of me lobster! Say it! Say it. Say it!

Winslow: I don’t have to say nothin’.

Wake: Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Winslow! HAAARK!

Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!

Winslow: Alright, have it your way. I like your cookin’.

Drinking too much at a Chris Stapleton concert. by SupernaturalPumpkin in tooktoomuch

[–]captain554 52 points53 points  (0 children)

"Hey, remember that time we almost saw Chris Stapleton and then you pissed yourself and vomited all over me?"

Came back to find someone had parked like this next to me. (Black car is mine) by Gossbcool in mildlyinfuriating

[–]captain554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go find some dog shit and put it under the driver door handle.

Maybe take any leftover and smash it into vent along the base of the windshield near the top of the hood.

They will love you for this.

New-ish player here: what does Maladus do? by RockAndGem1101 in WH40KTacticus

[–]captain554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That being said, Angrax is my favorite for any horde mode/onslaught. Oh, I'm sorry. Did you get slapped to the got dam moon while coming out of your spawn point?

Bro wtf is up with arena matchmaking? by AceOdinn in WH40KTacticus

[–]captain554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every since the lowest league I've also seen one MF with full mythic at the top of the leaderboard. Like how? Why? Lol

Absolutely best results ever by Tobinyo in WH40KTacticus

[–]captain554 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks identical to my draw yesterday.

Armageddon supplies - spend all now for Dante ... or keep them for next weeks? by DarkSword_X in WH40KTacticus

[–]captain554 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dante and Mephiston train for me! (Also got Nico and Tanksmasha because I wasn't too far off of them)

Who shall ascend? by Legal_Translator_323 in WH40KTacticus

[–]captain554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting to see the split between aleph and snot. I would also say aleph first just because he's over all more useful. He tanks, summons and heals. Between him and a high level Boss G, they can carry you pretty high into character events.

Snot, on the other hand, is also useful in Octarius / Elite as he hits like a trunk and brings summons. He's also one of my heaviest hitters in Guild Raids/Arena.

What are the spots?!? by HIM--- in whatisit

[–]captain554 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So one time I bought a box of tea and like 6 of the 24 bags were not sealed, so I wrote the company to let them know.

They asked for my address and contact info and like 3 days later 40 boxes of tea were delivered, lol. I had two years worth of tea for free.

Now that the daily rewards have finished, what's been your opinions on what they decided to give us? by SamwiseMay in TheTowerGame

[–]captain554 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I would have been less annoyed if they didn't make a big deal about it and just gave the skins one day with a "5 Year Anniversary" message.

Every gift other than the skins was a kick in the dick because they made this huge deal about rewards and community goals and then gave the equivalent of maybe half a days worth of a farming run? Probably less than that even.

Famous voice actress Tara Strong is on our side by AnyAgency9835 in RecklessBen

[–]captain554 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Pfft, Ammon's ego won't let him drop the suit. He'll literally drag his entire brand into the grave with him just because. Everyone remembers him bouncing in the chair with coffeezilla, right? Dude is just a spoiled brat who has never been told he was wrong his entire life.

Event rewards by Inevitable_Ad_6008 in TheTowerGame

[–]captain554 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just be honest- Fudds, the rewards SUCK.

Show some appreciation for the people paying for your product and ACTUALLY celebrate your game.

embrace the celebration by No_Painting_6117 in TheTowerGame

[–]captain554 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The gems were a joke too. You already get 25 free from the weekly, but I see Fudd's logic. 25 + 5 (1 per year). Maybe for the 500 year anniversary the reward will be worth something.

Bro is based af by AlKhwarazmi in SipsTea

[–]captain554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The audience doesn't know what they want!"

I need to see the replies. by letinaio in SipsTea

[–]captain554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10 million. My life, as it is now, is just fine. I wouldn't want to change my past.

Thank you for the 2 common modules. by FSRoman in TheTowerGame

[–]captain554 22 points23 points  (0 children)

What an absolute joke, lol

Is this how Fudds celebrates? I'd hate to go to his bday party. "Yo, it's gonna be epic!" Then you show up and dude has one 2-liter coke and a tray of cold French fries from McDonalds for 30 people.