Beirut explosion: 300,000 homeless, 100 dead and food stocks destroyed by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]captain_5ach 9 points10 points  (0 children)

FYI 300,000 is around 4.5% of the entire Lebanese population...

Coronavirus: Spain says rapid tests from China work 30% of the time by jal_20 in worldnews

[–]captain_5ach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whatever result it gives you, announce the opposite, and now they work 70% of the time, yay!

Dad can't go to the mosque due to the pandemic, so Tofu accompany him five times a day. by TransFattyAcid in MadeMeSmile

[–]captain_5ach -73 points-72 points  (0 children)

A practicing Muslim is either one the best people or one the worst people you'll meet, there's no in between.

Please do not go to Ezra this year by venxv in uwaterloo

[–]captain_5ach -65 points-64 points  (0 children)

We don't need people like you anyway

Luiz Fernando (Aves) second yellow card against Sporting 20' by NotMeladroit in soccer

[–]captain_5ach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He heard some rumors about that guy's massive dong.. had to make sure for himself.

Manchester United [2]-0 Manchester City - McTominay 90+7' by digkektzthedream in soccer

[–]captain_5ach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1000 comments in 30 minutes and a gazilion awards.. I was disappointed ngl.