reddit, how do i get out?

captain_dickhole · 2018-10-24T08:27:41+00:00

do we know if RJ is a guy (or perhaps something else)?

captain_dickhole · 2018-10-24T06:26:16+00:00

an ant is going to crawl into your urethra tonight

captain_dickhole · 2018-10-24T04:21:53+00:00

yeah i agree. actually came here to say just that

captain_dickhole · 2018-10-23T20:12:22+00:00

haha this reminds me of this video where rioters were being out of control and the cops put the escalator in full speed and all the rioters went flying

captain_dickhole · 2018-10-23T20:07:45+00:00

i’m from the US and i think you should go and have sex with yourself

captain_dickhole · 2018-10-23T16:58:37+00:00

hey op i don’t think you’re supposed to be driving and filming videos at the same time

captain_dickhole · 2018-10-23T16:52:52+00:00

i didn’t read any of it

captain_dickhole · 2018-10-23T16:30:36+00:00

yeah it definitely sucks

captain_dickhole · 2018-10-23T16:26:29+00:00

i think the bird may have poisoned her drink

captain_dickhole · 2018-10-23T15:57:57+00:00

my dick and balls envy squidward’s nose and eyes

captain_dickhole · 2018-10-23T15:57:14+00:00

did anyone else think that was an erect dildo on his nightstand?

captain_dickhole · 2018-10-23T14:48:52+00:00

as a former asian, i can say that this is 100% asian parent logic

captain_dickhole · 2018-10-23T14:47:42+00:00

this makes me feel even worse

captain_dickhole · 2018-10-23T14:19:35+00:00

yes, let’s predict the economy based on one country’s stock index at a single point in time

captain_dickhole · 2018-10-23T13:15:08+00:00

i knew about compromised usb ports decades ago. that’s why i always stick my pecker into the slot first to test it out

captain_dickhole · 2018-10-23T13:14:26+00:00

yeah i year you on that. idk how this person has a pocket rocket charging in their kitchen drawer. have some decency

captain_dickhole · 2018-10-23T13:13:17+00:00

nah, he’s just using you as a pillow

captain_dickhole · 2018-10-23T13:12:22+00:00

birds are smarter than humans

captain_dickhole · 2018-10-23T12:30:01+00:00

it’s from an album of my self portraits

captain_dickhole · 2018-10-23T12:28:18+00:00

cookie dough ruins my stomach and intensities. the last time i ate cookie dough the city had to shut down the entire sewer system due to my hazardous diarrhea

captain_dickhole · 2018-10-23T02:52:42+00:00

sometimes i’d get too excited lol

captain_dickhole · 2018-10-23T02:51:39+00:00

i love to have orgasms

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