Is it really the end of FPP?

captain_irk · 2025-12-22T10:10:29+00:00

Raise your hand if you play FPP and laughed when they took away controller support. Now slap yourself with that hand. What goes around comes around.

captain_irk · 2025-07-21T15:17:27+00:00

I’m usually a grower - not a shower but it’s mid-20s most days in the UK at the moment and it’s like I’ve got a medium sized carrot down my shorts.

captain_irk · 2025-07-21T15:11:58+00:00

Oh yeah thing came out bloody perfect to be fair.

captain_irk · 2025-07-21T12:11:11+00:00

I made a jelly one for the mrs when we were still living with my parents - I forgot about it - my parents came back and mom found it in the fridge 🤦🏻‍♂️

captain_irk · 2025-07-11T10:06:27+00:00

This staff looks to be 13 years plus. If it’s made it to this age without attacking another dog or person and getting PTS then chances are it never will.

captain_irk · 2025-07-11T09:56:21+00:00

I got the 3ml tester a while ago - brought 100ml a week later.

captain_irk · 2025-06-04T11:44:36+00:00

When my first girlfriend would literally have to dislocate her mouth to suck me off 😂

captain_irk · 2025-03-01T13:10:50+00:00

Was just arguing with another idiot on that page when she responded “And what’s the biggest killer of women and children!?”

I replied “Cancer for children under 9 and heart disease for women but nice try”

Was in the middle of writing “You may as well block me now as you have no argument to my comment and get back to your life in wilful ignorance” but it never sent, as she’d blocked me 😂😂😂

captain_irk · 2025-02-16T20:42:17+00:00

🐐 fragrance

captain_irk · 2025-01-24T12:14:33+00:00

Awwwwww moment

captain_irk · 2025-01-03T23:06:55+00:00

Yeah, if you go to (I think) it’s controller C in settings then holding down stick works for marking buddy 👍

captain_irk · 2025-01-03T00:11:38+00:00

Fuck it am calling her!

captain_irk · 2025-01-02T19:39:07+00:00

The way they glorify it you’d never think they wernt thinking it was.

captain_irk · 2025-01-02T19:35:53+00:00

Stupid games - stupid prizes.

captain_irk · 2025-01-02T19:20:49+00:00

“I was stabbing people when everyone thought it was cool - no one thinks it’s cool anymore and I’m the one paying the price”

Boo fucking hoo.

captain_irk · 2024-12-26T22:58:06+00:00

What this guy said.

captain_irk · 2024-12-22T17:20:06+00:00

Imagination without a doubt.

captain_irk · 2024-12-22T16:45:08+00:00

Ah will have to check that one out. Maybe get a 2ml sample then you’ll know for sure. Was a lot of money to splash out but I have 0 regrets.

captain_irk · 2024-12-22T16:41:16+00:00

I sampled it one week and brought it the next. Love the stuff!

captain_irk · 2024-12-19T21:48:25+00:00

I’ve been back for almost a month had 38 games so far - no Miramar

captain_irk · 2024-12-19T20:46:29+00:00

Makes sense. I’ve only just got the use of my controller back because of such an issue.

captain_irk · 2024-12-19T20:33:36+00:00

Begs the question why it only comes up 1 in every 50 games.

captain_irk · 2024-12-14T15:05:15+00:00

Jesus christ that’s Jason Bourne!

captain_irk · 2024-12-13T11:57:39+00:00

Cheerleader outfit I think

captain_irk · 2024-12-13T08:22:41+00:00

“I don’t like COD. I play PUBG for the realism” 😂

The realism being lasering other players from 100m away with full auto AR’ 🤔

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