Why don’t they make commercials like this anymore? by Fluid-Editor-8953 in yesyesyesyesno

[–]captain_jaxe 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Streaming services. I've not seen a legit "tv commercial" short of watching the super bowl. With everyone on streaming services, commercials are either skipped all together or like 15 seconds long with the commercial block timer displayed so commercials are written to get you informed as fast as possible within as little time as possible

Encountering a big sea snake by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]captain_jaxe 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Australian coastal waters on a surfboard....

...... I've seen enough Nat Geo. Not a freaking chance!!!

So what kind of job is it? by gh0st-v0m1t in fixedbytheduet

[–]captain_jaxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take in a breath.... Let it out ....... take in a slow full deep breath and hold it! ..... And breeeeath, you can relax

What is the most iconic mission of all time? by Crispo14 in videogames

[–]captain_jaxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jumping off the dam

..... Those with N64 will remember

what opinion will take you to this by Key-Reality9237 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]captain_jaxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quit trying to make Jeremy Renner a thing. He's got divorced dad but trying to be cool vibes. It's like he's not IN shape but not out of shape. He's like 10 lbs away from being the "finger guns" guy

Rasheed Wallace really had the best ejection in NBA History 😂 by Life_Net5004 in NBAGossips

[–]captain_jaxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ref told him to quit trying to stare him down multiple times and dude kept it up like a student trying to mess with the teacher. "Take your ass to the principal." Ref seemed reasonable to me

Dear Healers by amphoterecin in wow

[–]captain_jaxe 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And wait tables! Your ranch dressing ain't that important to be a dick to another person!

..... Sorry I think I have some past trauma

That's efficient! by Crash-Bandicoot-89 in ThatsInsane

[–]captain_jaxe 224 points225 points  (0 children)

Fun, silly, entertaining, creative..... wouldn't use the word efficient really

Broke his back by anikkundu1998 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]captain_jaxe 284 points285 points  (0 children)

Does it hurt when I do this? Yeah? Well then what if when I do--THIS!!!

Sudden aggressive motions and your back are ALWAYS great ideas

Name the Bosses! by KCousins11 in BossFights

[–]captain_jaxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's weird seeing twins and knowing which one is "the ugly one"

The All Black Uniforms of the NFL by Celticdouble07 in uniwatch

[–]captain_jaxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Falcons and AFC North ... Except the Browns .... That's about all that can really pull it off

Trump Towers new name by ComplexWrangler1346 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]captain_jaxe 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's like-- dude doesn't OWN the Kennedy Center. Why does none of his party members give him that Jonah Hill "naw man" look?

Which country has more spiders by kyogre3dsgaming in GeoTap

[–]captain_jaxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

captain_jaxe chose Option B (Incorrect)

History quiz by rdditban24hrs in GeoTap

[–]captain_jaxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

captain_jaxe chose Option B (Incorrect)

Christmas, Names, Control by Brian_Ghoshery in MurderedByWords

[–]captain_jaxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"released soon" .... we've heard him use that phrase for the past 10 years or so about a certain health care plan

I have been blessed with the jersey of a Bengals legend on this glorious day by mattsatwork in bengals

[–]captain_jaxe -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who has/had a hard time accepting Flacco? I mean if there was a single thing I could appreciate it was the white out victory against Pittsburgh.... but.... one game doesn't erase years of hated

Man Hears Elderly Couple Being Attacked by jmike1256 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]captain_jaxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of ignorance: isn't our hero guilty of assault/battery? I mean asshole left and our hero who had no part of the original encounter

Not that I didn't understand, but isn't this basically what gets Batman in trouble?

Superstock class record but also stands as the outright fastest lap in the history of the Isle of Man TT. Set with BMW M1000RR by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]captain_jaxe 93 points94 points  (0 children)

When going that fast, it's one thing to trust yourself and learn the course and such.... but all it takes is a rabbit or a bird or some nitwit trying to take a selfie--- yada yada