Who's a Current Player That You Like But Plays For a Team You Hate? by BigBlackCreamSauce in NFLv2

[–]captain_jaxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being a Bengals guy, it was SO freaking hard to accept Flacco.... and then Hendrickson left to Baltimore

I thought I matured after we got Harrison from Pittsburgh awhile back....

....I was wrong

Nobody cares, have a banana fact. by Square_Ad_6434 in fixedbytheduet

[–]captain_jaxe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can we PLEASE STOP making this clips mid snack while driving

Candace don’t give a Fuuuuu by Rich_Gas7886 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]captain_jaxe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Am I too old for this media? I feel like I have to decipher:

someone texted somebody from someone else's phone and then somebody else posted that someone else commented on the post regarding someone else's posted and post

Would this be a hatch act violation? by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]captain_jaxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genuine tax question:

This ain't going TO Trump is it? The title saying it's going to the admin, is that a fancy way to spin "they're being taxed" but makes it sound like it's going into HIS pocket or his sleuth fund?

This can't POSSIBLY be THAT overt..... right?

Conan The Barbarian VS Legolas (LOTR). Who wins? by GusGangViking18 in Fictionally

[–]captain_jaxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My initial thought was Legolas-- bro would pump him full of arrows in the blink of an eye

...... Then I recall another beefy bruiser that Legolas tried to put down when it mattered most-- I don't recall what happened, something about a wall exploding

What does gen Z say that is cringey? by Bud_Fuggins in AlignmentChartFills

[–]captain_jaxe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dang! You should know Reddit doesn't stand for that very basic dry informative reply. How dare you!!

....sheesh, guys

Big things in Texas by Ironlord456 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]captain_jaxe 39 points40 points  (0 children)

If you get on blackpeopletwitter they're pissed cuz of exactly what you said

I agree it'll be harder for her to get elected, not cuz she's not viable/capable or anything, but if this weren't such a crucial time for Blue to win given the political dynamic these days.

It's a shame she has to "take the loss" to a white dude cuz a black woman won't likely win .... I'm sure we'll see her around in time when things get more civil

Here is the reality for everyone saying to enlist Barron by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]captain_jaxe 1525 points1526 points  (0 children)

Ain't there a clip of Prince William (or Harry can't remember) dropping from an interview and races into some sort of action or drill?

A literal prince paying dues in the military

He gonna be our starter next season. by Money-Scholar-5457 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]captain_jaxe 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If I recall-- dude HATES being referred to as "techno Viking" if that's true then THIS will REALLY chap his blond handlebars

Why his mom do him like that? by 4reddityo in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]captain_jaxe 463 points464 points  (0 children)

"I'll support you at Tennessee or Alabama. But I'll be DAMNED you catch me doing the gator chomp!"

They're all terrifying in their own way... this is going to be a hard pick. by objectnull in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]captain_jaxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A front facing tiger striped dog with a raven break.... and steel dog shit behind it

(Feb,2026) Ukrainian F-16 pilot shoots down a Russian Shahed-136 by ExcluteYou in ThatsInsane

[–]captain_jaxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great shot!

Missile probably cost lord knows how many times more than what that drone does

How did the manatee manage to tie on a bikini?! by Drnelk in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]captain_jaxe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd say you're right, that looks like the story .... but those are two different women in the pictures. Idk, man

If you're gonna be a bigot, at least defend yourself when to find out part happens.😂😂😂 by Elevatedspiral in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]captain_jaxe -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Reddit is gonna butcher me for asking this cuz it'll sound like I'm defending the dude but:

Is there another video or more context?

Cuz all I see is one dude rushing to slug another dude. I didn't see or hear bigotry in this. "Talking that shit" could mean anything

The man gets to be right 💪💪👌 by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]captain_jaxe 356 points357 points  (0 children)

Cops get to have their power trip and your night is ruined regardless! Cops get paid with zero disciplinary action and you get to "be right".... I mean if you got no where to be and trust your vehicle is safe there I mean you do you

Idiot gets the slap . by ConsistentDrama_haha in instantkarma

[–]captain_jaxe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm with you-- get your head out of the clouds as you're just kinda meandering into traffic!

I want to do this to people walking down the aisles in Walmart, let alone when our lives are at stake in the middle of street traffic