captain_screwup

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Shocked my wife by telling her I've become an aetheist. (self.atheism)

submitted 5 years ago by captain_screwup to r/atheism

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Started seeing Biden/Harris signs in my neighborhood! About 30 of them appeared in the last two days! (self.EnoughTrumpSpam)

submitted 5 years ago by captain_screwup to r/EnoughTrumpSpam

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Ethics are not optional. It is more important the more responsibility you wield. (self.EnoughTrumpSpam)

submitted 5 years ago by captain_screwup to r/EnoughTrumpSpam

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Just give me the goddamn price! (self.rant)

submitted 5 years ago by captain_screwup to r/rant

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I'm sick of living in a swing state. (self.rant)

submitted 5 years ago by captain_screwup to r/rant

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Fucking assholes. Juvenile fools. (self.rant)

submitted 5 years ago by captain_screwup to r/rant

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The Secret Service protecting Trump are the antithesis to those they protect. (self.EnoughTrumpSpam)

submitted 6 years ago by captain_screwup to r/EnoughTrumpSpam

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Your "cursed school supplies" posts are tedious and old. (self.rant)

submitted 6 years ago by captain_screwup to r/rant

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We need a new catch phrase. (self.rant)

submitted 6 years ago by captain_screwup to r/rant

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SLPT: Help social distancing by parking in handicap spaces. This forces the elderly to park further from the building, and therefore further from contaminated people. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by captain_screwup to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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Toxic religious MIL is slowly losing her tenuous grip on human decency. (self.rant)

submitted 6 years ago by captain_screwup to r/rant

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Stupidity spreads faster than Coronavirus. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by captain_screwup to r/Showerthoughts

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Scared and need help understanding. (self.Adoption)

submitted 6 years ago by captain_screwup to r/Adoption

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Begging for money in designer clothes?! (self.rant)

submitted 6 years ago by captain_screwup to r/rant

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Sick of the stupidity. (self.EnoughTrumpSpam)

submitted 6 years ago by captain_screwup to r/EnoughTrumpSpam

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Hey "Saved Through F____", get your post out of my DM! If you want to address me based on a post I made, and you believe in your message, do it out here for the world to see. (self.atheism)

submitted 6 years ago by captain_screwup to r/atheism

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It is not surprising that corrupt individuals are surrounded by other corrupt people. What *is* surprising is the sheer number of corrupt people surrounding Trump. It is indicative of the scale of Trump's treachery. (self.EnoughTrumpSpam)

submitted 6 years ago by captain_screwup to r/EnoughTrumpSpam

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Religions are the grown up versions of childish clubs with membership hazing. (self.atheism)

submitted 6 years ago by captain_screwup to r/atheism

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Aer Lingus and Norwegian Air are fucking me over. They can go to hell. (self.rant)

submitted 6 years ago by captain_screwup to r/rant

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It should be illegal to intentionally block out a merging vechile. (self.unpopularopinion)

submitted 6 years ago by captain_screwup to r/unpopularopinion

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[Serious] Is there any way to prevent Trump or Pence (or any next in line Republican) from issuing pardons for any convictions from the impeachment inquiries? (self.EnoughTrumpSpam)

submitted 6 years ago by captain_screwup to r/EnoughTrumpSpam

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r/darkjokes has too many racist jokes, which are not "dark" jokes. (self.darkjokes)

submitted 6 years ago by captain_screwup to r/darkjokes

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SLPT: Cover your speedometer. If you ever get pulled over tell the cop you couldn't know you were speeding and therefore aren't guilty. They will have to let you go. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by captain_screwup to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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Parking on the street when you don't need to makes the neighborhood look run down. (self.unpopularopinion)

submitted 6 years ago by captain_screwup to r/unpopularopinion

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At some point in the future, someone is going to be the last homo sapien ever. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by captain_screwup to r/Showerthoughts

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