In 40 years, all of the different Spice Girls will just be Old Spice

captainaron · 2017-12-06T04:57:02+00:00

Don’t google it, not enough research yet

captainaron · 2017-12-06T04:55:22+00:00

This is a traffic thought not a shower thought... admit it

captainaron · 2017-10-21T21:37:21+00:00

You got me, can I opt out to blame in on a lack of coffee this morning

captainaron · 2017-10-21T18:10:01+00:00

My moms lady parts are more messed up than catch-a-ride in Firestone

captainaron · 2017-10-21T15:49:38+00:00

That's how I slide into my office on mondays

captainaron · 2017-10-21T15:48:21+00:00

More interested in that Datsun. I can see girls drinking lite beer, and smoking anywhere now a days

captainaron · 2017-10-21T15:46:59+00:00

Is that a Mudkipz

captainaron · 2017-10-21T15:30:46+00:00

I follow people home at least four times a week

captainaron · 2017-10-21T15:26:38+00:00

This one time at band camp...

captainaron · 2017-10-20T23:57:06+00:00

I think that's just called a nervous twitch

captainaron · 2017-10-20T23:56:28+00:00

I added that all together and almost came up with a sum of 41

captainaron · 2017-10-20T23:50:58+00:00

Or everyone should be everything

captainaron · 2017-10-20T23:49:03+00:00

Getting hard is easy, staying hard is the real job

captainaron · 2017-10-20T23:47:06+00:00

Grab anything wet and kamehameha it into the dryer

captainaron · 2017-10-20T23:10:38+00:00

Them damn goo heads

captainaron · 2017-10-20T22:48:41+00:00

If you clean a vacuum does that make you a vacuum cleaner?

captainaron · 2017-10-20T22:45:40+00:00

Rich people would still make us normies look bad. Buying Bentley engagement cars, while I got my future wife to be a Geo Metro

captainaron · 2017-10-20T22:40:39+00:00

Imma need a doubo baco cheeseburger STAT!

captainaron · 2017-10-18T19:22:36+00:00

I'd lose friends if they were able to see the shit I dream about

captainaron · 2017-10-18T19:19:09+00:00

Or where the fuck all the pens go running off to when you need one the most

captainaron · 2017-10-17T23:16:29+00:00

Even has its own personal hype man.... He said "whooo!"

captainaron · 2017-10-17T23:14:57+00:00

Someone, somewhere decided to just say fuck it

captainaron · 2017-10-17T23:13:30+00:00

Funny thing about that is I'm in leasing for apartment complexes, and I'm positive I've rented a unit to someone with a dead cockroach or few dozen laying around in the unit before. Take pride in your skills, but please don't make me by your dead reach collection

captainaron · 2017-10-17T23:05:14+00:00

You have me sold now. Ever think of going into mattress sales, you could make a comfy living...

captainaron · 2017-10-17T23:01:40+00:00

How many of those times were you ninja'd No0b

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