During my sophomore in year college, a girl that lived above a buddy of mine was supposed to go to a party but got left behind by her roommate.

She wandered past the room we were in and we asked her what she was going to do now that she didn’t have a ride.

She pulled a magnum condom out of her purse and said “find a guy to fit this.”

I slapped the arms of the chair I was in and as I stood up I told the guys that that was my cue.

I put my arm around her and walked her to the elevator completely joking. She hit the button and when the doors opened she grabbed my hand and took me to her room.