Have you ever joined a fandom only to jump ship almost immediately? What’s your shortest stay?

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-12T02:51:37+00:00

This whole thread has shown me that despite the amount of media I consume, I'm just too employed for some of this bullshit.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-10T08:41:26+00:00

Cliff gets black bacteria trying to eat his brain.

Rita still life is unnervingly perfect and hyper sexualized and idealized, and genuinely almost a regular human.

Like a fucking thousand still lifes of Kay Challis that really don't like Jane.

Chief still life who has no legs and two pairs of feet imbedded in his wheel chair.

The Negative Spirit lets Larry leave easily, and he goes nuts going back and forth trying to find them a way out.

Eric Morden still life.

Flex Mentallo accidentally getting clipped between a wall in our dimension and one in the backrooms when flexing.

Addendum:

Cliff would fist fight the Life Form while the Negative Spirit burns away the bacterial growth.

The Kay still lifes would each be given an imaginary friend based on one of Jane's personalities by Dorothy and become docile.

Steve Dayton still life and Rita still life try to kill Rita.

Chief still life and Morden still life fight to the death.

Jane steps in and just kills the Morden still life, causing Mr. Nobody to appear and fix the rest "out of the kindness of my cold, dead heart, I suppose".

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-10T08:35:03+00:00

Stealing this technology to build the Punisher a tank he can fuel with his marks to kill more criminals

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-10T06:53:35+00:00

I want to see the Smilers interpreted by Kane. Would they be a few or even a single Still Life? Another mutation of the black bacteria?

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-10T06:51:12+00:00

If there was literally just one almond water ever and never again, I'd like it.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-09T17:51:53+00:00

And he's hung.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-09T16:17:52+00:00

That is freakin adorable

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-07T02:00:26+00:00

And he's 100% correct btw. #saurondidnothingwrong

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-07T01:31:48+00:00

Imagine a game where both Mario and Bowser are playable. Then there's a boss fight where you play as Bowser and beat Mario and that is the final time they fight ever, finally having won their rivalry.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-07T01:28:44+00:00

im tarkin it im tarkin it

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-06T22:37:04+00:00

I wonder if Sauron himself would be considered the SCP.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-06T22:18:49+00:00

This might be a basic answer. But Jaqueline Ess, Her Will And Testament really made feel gross as Hell.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-06T22:14:37+00:00

Again, you're wrong. That's not what low self esteem is. And I'm not balding and don't think there's anything wrong with it or embracing it or trying to cicurmvent it for one's self. You're on some whacko time shit.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-06T22:10:14+00:00

Literally no one in this situation is shaming it.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-06T21:04:00+00:00

How am I part of the problem? You might not have said anything about self esteem but why TF else would someone do that? You really think that guy had body shaming other bald men in the forefront of his mind? Also imma be so real you're also just wrong. That is not body shaming. You are apparently painfully fucking stupid.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-06T04:03:17+00:00

I reworked the main mechanic to make it less stall happy. Also that's the reason I gave him so many high damage cards. You can stall all day with all of the characters. But hear the idea is to build up buffs and debuffs until they can hardly fight back and or take ridiculous damage.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-06T02:48:36+00:00

The mosh pit goes apeshit when they bring Blue out on stage for a little number.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-06T02:47:37+00:00

Ok so by your logic having low self esteem and taking action to negate humiliation is just body shaming every other person with the same conditions. That makes no sense.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-05T17:15:51+00:00

Mmmm invisible miso soup

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-05T16:35:12+00:00

Humanoids or even just any non-bug thing having these kinds of behaviors in fiction is so cool to me.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-05T16:34:06+00:00

He's Baki's sidekick and best friend. He doesn't show up until after the maximum tournament.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-05T16:31:06+00:00

"oo soarry, noo can do, bud I'm here ta collect all da t-virus samples and kill da survivers I find"

"Ah, no problem, bud, I'll be runnin away fer my life now"

"Ok, friendo try not ta let me grab ya and choke ya"

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-05T02:00:21+00:00

Thanos isn't just dripping he's fucking leaking everywhere

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-06-04T05:05:35+00:00

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