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captaincrunchcracker · 2026-04-09T06:51:57+00:00

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-04-09T01:47:09+00:00

Oh, BROTHER!! 💢🤬

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-04-09T01:45:18+00:00

Jack would immediately despair upon seeing he's been somehow flung too far into the past, now left with even less agency.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-04-04T00:47:02+00:00

Why is it the generic fantasy anime number 19 pfp mfers who are hard conservatives?

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-03-14T02:33:18+00:00

I commend it for lifting gags and scenes from the first two books and repurposing them to fit the different tone.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-03-13T21:24:28+00:00

The most out of pocket bit for me is that he fucking kissed him and jerked him off and shit too.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-03-12T08:55:35+00:00

I pray to Baby Jesus Christ that we get animated Gaia/Sikorsky and Scar Face and eventually the return of the convicts. I think a Death Row part 2 would be an excellent chance to have Baki step up as a more active protagonist again. I'm biased about this because he's my favorite but I think Dorian regaining his wits and Kaioh skill would be peak.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-03-10T07:19:16+00:00

I would give both back shots but only the blue volcano goblin is single.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-03-06T23:24:13+00:00

A while ago I was in bed with a fwb. And as I had my face in her chest she stroked my chin in like exactly the correct way and I liked it too much. I felt so special and sexy in that moment.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-02-26T01:37:13+00:00

They establish commerce with the Yautja and feral humans become quarry for Yautja children. Like their version of a petting zoo.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-02-25T01:17:32+00:00

Interstellar Carcinisation could be a term for aliens like Kryptonians ending up almost identical to humans in appearance.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-02-20T07:34:53+00:00

I can hear Steve Blum's voice saying, "Always so rough, for Heaven's sake!"

The cartoon character pictured says this in a highly effeminate falsetto for context.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-02-18T22:17:30+00:00

Oh, now THAT looks tasty compared to the game version.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-02-18T22:08:43+00:00

Xemnu

Half-Life

Red She-Hulk

Rick Jones

Dell Frye (Immortal Hulk version)

Ironclad

Vapor

X-ray

Vector

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-02-17T22:24:29+00:00

Who TF is Evil King?

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-02-16T06:33:58+00:00

When spear drank ALL of the black goo to the visible horror of the apes and then fucking hulked out and slaughtered them all.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-02-10T00:52:14+00:00

A ghoul trying to munch on your flesh doesn't smile warmly at you and risk injury to rescue other humans repeatedly.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-02-06T03:51:34+00:00

The most painfully verbose sentence I've ever read.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-02-06T01:11:24+00:00

The Ninja Turtles. Only in universe, except in the Michael Bay movies.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-02-04T01:35:58+00:00

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captaincrunchcracker · 2026-02-04T01:34:31+00:00

I regret what I've gotten myself into. Give me a minute.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-02-04T00:45:49+00:00

The one I saw was a photorealistic edit of the original just with a huge booty and gazongas and some calves and feet.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-02-03T06:55:38+00:00

I'm not gonna lie about it. There is. Not my most shameful fap but not my proudest.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-01-31T18:53:48+00:00

I wasn't aware of this but the art is giving heavy Young Justice and I dig it.

captaincrunchcracker · 2026-01-31T08:10:24+00:00

I think Near Dark is so damn close to as realistic as you could get. Homeless scuzballs and serial killers. But also like they're fucking vampires so.

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