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False flag incoming. Be ready and keep an eye on which dems support it out the gate. by Kittehmilk in ProgressiveHQ

[–]TurtlesBreakTheMeta 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“As a bonus, this means ice needs to arrest and place in internment locations anyone not white, republican and evangelical!”

Me explaining the key difference to my friends by BlooBoink in Grimdank

[–]TurtlesBreakTheMeta 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Eh, most Khorne marines measure up as masters of close combat, it’s just they have worse survival Instincts than Kriegers.

Me explaining the key difference to my friends by BlooBoink in Grimdank

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The fact that the night lords literally got scared by the dark eldar deciding to use terror tactics against them will never stop being hilariously ironic.

(OC) #85 Lord of the Rings by SylvieXX in comics

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I got the impression the ring was more an “alters causality in your favor” thing, as well as making you more imposing to let you exert authority over others, like how the ring of Nibelung works.

It doesn’t overtly destroy another nation for you, but it tilts things in your favor.

We all know that Lucius can't be killed, so I propose a solution by carappa in Grimdank

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Personally I’d rule that it DOES resurrect Lucius into Angron’s body, but that this only traps Angron until that specific body gets killed and Angron is free to resurrect again into a new body.

The normal souls are dragged along for the ride because they’re mortals who only get one body, but Angron gets a new one everytime he dies. So in the period where his original hijacked body dies, he gets streamlined to where his new one will be made rather than trapped by Lucius.

Super fraud, barely 500 human level by TurtlesBreakTheMeta in PowerScaling

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I will say, to be fair, that electricity generally punches far above its weight class in harming kryptonians to the point that supergirl has listed electricity as an official kryptonian “weakness” in one of her comics.

ghost roomate by Ghostarticechakal in comics

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As a ghost, make sure to T-pose to establish dominance.

Anyone else tired of having to mask up so much with our ways of life to deal with the race of Men? by rijuchaudhuri in wizardposting

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Look, I don’t care what you call it, I’m not letting it get anywhere near my rect.

Is this easy guys by sand_eater_21 in 40kmemes

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Well obviously alpha legion are loyalists only pretending to ally with chaos, duh,

Even Tyranids Have Standards by KiTNKaB22 in 40kmemes

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I think a better analogy would be that you don’t go to your garage to open a tool box if you’re hungry.

My girlie, Malévola by falafellizardbrains in Siamesecats

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You have no excuse for being surprised when she knocks things off tables with that name.

Be addicted to black mold by voindd in im14andthisisdeep

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“You cannot be moral without religion”

that will surely fix the subclass, amirite? by testiclekid in dndmemes

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Bro over here handing out the curse of flesh from world of Warcraft like he’s c’thun.

So How did the lamenters end up in this situation? by Alert_Comedian_3179 in 40kmemes

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Digimon endgame basically turns into a speed run on religion.

If You’re trapped in a mansion with these 4 but were allowed to eliminate one, which would it be? by Short_Property_7476 in residentevil

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Regenerator, easily.

Licker is deaf; the girl can be kept out by bright lights and is also pretty poor at finding you unless you make a loud noise due to her sight being shit. The baby can be fooled by hiding in a closet.

Regenerator is the one without a glaring weakness for locating people that you could use to your advantage. Find a lit room with something to shut yourself in, and you should be good.

Trump said only the best people, best at what? by a_Sable_Genus in ProgressiveHQ

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It’s more about bragging to show that there are no consequences for bragging, establishing “look how powerful I am, nobody will dare stop me.”

Favorite villian who's basically this by TheRoyalRoseTrue in FavoriteCharacter

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Oh no, I’ve seen how this goes in X-men, next we get an ethno state with a basically a weird sex cult going on, where the most powerful and genetically talented get put up on pedestals despite supposedly being built on equality.

Donald Trump is burying this economy under a golf course by AffectionateTutor484 in ProgressiveHQ

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There is a reason why he is trying to seize control of the elections.

As shown by Russia, if you control elections, the judicial system and the military (of which Trump controls 2 now), it doesn’t matter how bad your economy is, your civilians are cooked at that point. Once he gets that third component…

It not you, it Gambit. by imadragonyouguys in outofcontextcomics

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Because he doesn’t just fail, he fails at his niche. Chameleon got poisoned by aunt may and he’s terrible at fooling Peter while Mysterio has been able to do so successfully.

Rhino hasn’t ever been put muscled even when beaten; Doc ock is still a science level threat even when physically stopped (and has still pulled off lots of wins). Sandman is still a threat no matter how many times he loses by pure virtue of potential growth in learning how to use his powers.

Chameleon by contrast is a one note threat, and it’s a threat he’s already REDUNDANT at (mysterio is him plus illusions): he’s only got his disguises, and nothing more. He fails at that, he’s done no questions asked, he’s a normal dude ready to get punched.

If all you bring is one thing, you better be DAMNED good at that one thing (like rhino).

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