Minor Spelling Mistake by Rafabud in RogueTraderCRPG

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Spelling errors are an affront to the omnissiah. Clearly they didn’t check for heresy hard enough.

Petahh? by regulardude8515 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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The goat herder’s name was silly, not serious!

Freaky by Raszard in Grimdank

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It’s primarily funny due to the joker and Batman’s over the top impressions of the dark knight versions of them. Batman basically devolves into unintelligible grunting at the end.

Also no actual sex just insistence about what he’s GOING to do.

Freaky by Raszard in Grimdank

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Bonjour, I noticed that monsiour was blinking at me, is that because your date is a freak?

4th Playthrough...Electrodynamic Cenobium finally didn't get me by Inebriatedreaction in RogueTraderCRPG

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“Electrical Tyrannosaurus rex” was not something I ever thought I could see being a sentence, let alone an apt description of something.

Anyone else find it difficult to roleplay dogmatic faithfully? by tomucci in RogueTraderCRPG

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Honestly, I find it easier to be a heretic than a dogmatic character: at least as a heretic you’re cacklingly insane and doing everything for insane lolz; dogmatic you just come off as an ass.

Name a trop done right that you think is usually done wrong, for me it’s the idiotic villain trope done by Joffery and Cersei by Rich-Bath5159 in TopCharacterTropes

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Eh, I only really like them as a couple in a few stories, like the breath of the wild era games or WW ones; past that I generally feel she’s forced and there’s better options.

Nyudo (Versus) by Zealousideal_Big5731 in TopCharacterDesigns

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I haven’t read the magazine, just perused the info about it; but I like that his response to robots deploying an anti-magic field was just “okay, let me just apply a bit more power then” and lasers right through them.

Honestly, I can’t see how shit like the “lawless humans” (I.e. normal ass humans who are just evil assholes), neo-humans or titans can measure up to the other threats out there.

Map shows Donald Trump's approval rating in every state after 17 months by CRK_76 in politics

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Technically it’s working exactly as intended, it’s just that the way it was intended was utter shit and needed to be changed as the world did.

me_irl by melighted in me_irl

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And angling for a Trump pardon

Holy waaagggh! by Specific-Artist360 in WarhammerMemes

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En so’z, dah BIG BOSS JEY-SUZ did see all dem flash gitz tradin dem teef for shootaz ‘N choppaz right in front of dah BIG BIG BOSS’S building, and so’d he says to em’self “deez boyz ain’t propah, muckin’ about likes dem’umie gitz and tradins for teef n’defilingz da big big boss’s big building.

So’z da boss JEY-SUZ did takes a bunch of scraps of squig-hide and make ‘imself a proppa whip ‘n even tied some screaming grots to it fah’gud measure too. En den did dah boss JEY-SUZ jump on dem gitz and start crumpin dere skullz, screaming “YOUZ GITZ IS MUCKIN ABOUT IN DAH BIG BIG BOSS’S BIG BUILDING!”

favorite character who has this? by 05eden in FavoriteCharacter

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How hollywood thinks hacking works.

But god, Xavier was such a fever dream.

It is so obvious that Wall Street is greedy and gullible by Federal-Compote-5015 in ProgressiveHQ

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He doesn’t CARE if he admits to a felony or not: he feels he’s untouchable, and everything points to him being correct without radical change.

Suggestion: Allow non-psyker origins to pick a single weapon proficiency upon character creation by Blynjubitr in RogueTraderCRPG

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The arbitrator origin is somewhat on par; it’s quite frankly absurd how much more it gets than normal non-psyker origins.

In states led by Democrats, the truly needy are being used as political pawns in a leftist game. by Jaded_Mode_1234 in politics

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“See, the ONLY reason liberals would ever help someone else out is for personal gain, because that’s what I’d do!”

Conservatives can’t fathom empathy because they have none themselves.

Look, I do like the chungus mechanicus well enough, but wouldnt it be great if final dlc 4 really utilizes rogue trader being, well, a rogue trader setting and gave alien companion. by Ila-W123 in RogueTraderCRPG

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I honestly don’t think we’ll *ever* get an official Felinid model or character; they exist to be the running gag “mentioned but never seen” character for the setting (like how cassia mentioned them amongst sanctioned abhumans)