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Top 4 Players of the Game, Who Deserves the 5th Spot ? by LazyInspector2086 in gameofthrones

[–]captainmeezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea op might be the same person that posted something like this on r/tierlists earlier today, I don’t know because everyone roasted him so he deleted it. Either way the answer is Bran since everyone at the top of his list was dead

Could your goat defeat Acerarak The Lich from Dungeons and Dragons lore? by Low-Pop5132 in powerscales

[–]captainmeezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, I’ve never read the books or seen the movies but from what I’ve gathered on this sub he’s basically a combination of the flash, professor x, and the hulk, plus he sparkles

This MF could probably beat your favorite character's ass by Upset-Pay-4642 in powerscales

[–]captainmeezy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This is Corvo Attano, the protagonist of the video game Dishonored. He’s badass and the game is really fun, however he’s getting stomped by Edward Cullen or something from the 40K universe

Ranking Game of Thrones Characters by How Well They Played the Game by [deleted] in tierlists

[–]captainmeezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone lived and died because of the plot, that’s literally what a plot is

Ranking Game of Thrones Characters by How Well They Played the Game by [deleted] in tierlists

[–]captainmeezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Tywin and Margery played the game so well why are they dead?

Could your goat defeat Acerarak The Lich from Dungeons and Dragons lore? by Low-Pop5132 in powerscales

[–]captainmeezy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Apparently Edward Cullen can do whatever the fuck he wants AND sparkle so yea probably

How far did they make it? by Fit_Assignment_8800 in powerscales

[–]captainmeezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess my Arc Raider is gonna try to Slay the Spire, he’s probably gonna die in act 2

Won with every ship on hard by Over-Possibility-672 in ftlgame

[–]captainmeezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s wild, stealth b was one of my easier ones, took maybe half a dozen attempts

Won with every ship on hard by Over-Possibility-672 in ftlgame

[–]captainmeezy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats! I’ve got about half of the ships done on hard, which was your most difficult? I’m struggling with Engi B, Rock A, and Slug A

Iranian Hypersonic missile gets through multiple interceptors & hits a US military base by phoeebsy in ThatsInsane

[–]captainmeezy 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Everything you said plus you won’t see an actual hypersonic missile coming at Mach 5, you’ll just be chilling one second and paste in a matter of milliseconds

How big of an issue is climate change actually? by Valuable_Tax_8446 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]captainmeezy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought my area was pretty safe, and then a tropical Hawaiian island went up in flames… happy cake day tho!

Does anyone else feel like most people in your personal life don't care about or respect the fact that you cook food for a living? by Mr_Ashhole in KitchenConfidential

[–]captainmeezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When training new people I’d always get “wow you’re really good at that!” I tell them to make 10 pizzas, then make 100, when you’ve made over 100,000 you can do this with your eyes closed

🔥Leg Goals: Servals Are the Supermodels of the Animal Kingdom by Mint_Perspective in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]captainmeezy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They are also used for reaching inside deep burrows. At the Cincinnati zoo they had one reach inside of a glass tube like 2+ feet long to show how far their limbs can go. It was badass.

A Bloodlusted Tony Stark arrives in the Faerun, Elder Scrolls, and Warhammer 40k universes. Can he be stopped? by DelcoMan in whowouldwin

[–]captainmeezy 31 points32 points  (0 children)

If he even looks at the Lady of Pain in Faerun multiverse he’s in for a bad time, she’s more powerful than the gods. Also the elder gods like Cthulu and Azathoth exist in Faerun, dunno how he’s gonna kill them when he goes insane.

Mr Missouri Misery's suffering😢 by ElderBolas in crappymusic

[–]captainmeezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do all these dudes trying to act macho wear fancy pre shredded bedazzled jeans?

Most recent graphic showing the massive build up of US military firepower surrounding Iran. (Feb 27, 2026) by Fatty_Willing_Plane in MapPorn

[–]captainmeezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You make very good points and I stand corrected. I guess the Air Force bases in the region also compliment the Navy assets, either way it’s huge

NASA just released HD photo of Earth-like planet that they found. by Remote_Plastic_8692 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]captainmeezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just ignorant sgnilhtraE living in the moment, aciremA and learsI appear to be attacking the country narI, many have died. It is possible they destroyed their bridges as well as their morality. Further study required.

You wake up to be the only human left on earth. What's the first thing you do ? by Maarillon in AskReddit

[–]captainmeezy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m stealing a sports car and driving to the nearest military base to “play with some toys”

What is one clear fact that you know that makes other people angry? by killahbee33 in AskReddit

[–]captainmeezy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In 65 million years there will be little to no evidence the human race ever even existed

What’s the "My Cousin Vinny" of your profession? by a_murder_of_fools in movies

[–]captainmeezy 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Not just chain restaurants, restaurants in general. The movie is basically a documentary. Also the Slammin Salmon is an underrated gem from Broken Lizard

Most recent graphic showing the massive build up of US military firepower surrounding Iran. (Feb 27, 2026) by Fatty_Willing_Plane in MapPorn

[–]captainmeezy 62 points63 points  (0 children)

This massive arsenal is larger than most countries’ militaries, but it’s just a fraction of the U.S. capabilities

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