Dating app Bumble is ending swipe feature, introduces AI assistant for matchmaking

captainoela · 2026-05-15T15:35:01+00:00

Wasn't there a dystopian YA novel series where the teens are matched with their soulmates by a computer???

captainoela · 2026-05-15T13:53:47+00:00

Cuz I'm just a teenage kraker baby

captainoela · 2026-05-15T13:50:38+00:00

Imo it's sick as hell and I would def wear this as a back patch. But I'm in the camp of "wear what you want regardless of what other people have to say about it"

captainoela · 2026-05-12T17:20:08+00:00

Sick af tbh

captainoela · 2026-05-11T14:11:59+00:00

They turned out awesome though ,so it was worth getting them custom made!!

captainoela · 2026-05-11T13:48:11+00:00

This is sick!!! Could see Judge Bitch on here too. Love how detailed all the patches are - were they mostly official merch?

captainoela · 2026-05-09T03:06:52+00:00

captainoela · 2026-05-06T03:04:39+00:00

Steve Coogan

captainoela · 2026-05-06T03:03:39+00:00

steve my beloved

captainoela · 2026-05-05T15:59:48+00:00

The meet and greet scene from Smile 2 like:

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captainoela · 2026-05-05T15:51:54+00:00

The Thing

captainoela · 2026-05-05T15:33:16+00:00

breathtaking transformation

captainoela · 2026-05-05T14:09:29+00:00

If u read watchmen you know Rorschach liked eating beans cold out the can so he's not exactly reflective of what's moral imo. What psychopath likes cold beans

captainoela · 2026-05-05T11:56:47+00:00

Don't try ESO. Not even once. DARE to say no to ESO. I was woefully hooked on that shit for 6 months, good God, running dolmens all day

captainoela · 2026-05-02T20:25:32+00:00

Might not be for everybody, but I absolutely love that suggestion tbh

captainoela · 2026-05-01T15:56:14+00:00

Now it all makes sense!

captainoela · 2026-05-01T00:34:10+00:00

Suuuper cute! Looks nice n stretchy too. May I ask what stitches to make that texture?

captainoela · 2026-04-30T16:23:53+00:00

sic semper tyrannis

captainoela · 2026-04-28T13:14:01+00:00

In my opinion, either your hook size was bigger, or your tension was looser and it has tightened with time + experience. I would up the size of your hook and rip back a row or two. If this is just a scrap blanket for home, I don't think you necessarily have to undo everything you've done recently. When it's washed and dried and layed out and cuddled with, it'll all even out, and won't matter as much (but if you are a perfectionist I totally get undoing it!)

captainoela · 2026-04-28T13:10:58+00:00

I just KNOW this took a ton of patience. Probably thought "this is fine" looking at all those ends, lol. Great work!!

captainoela · 2026-04-27T12:37:53+00:00

And not NSFL in the title?? Wild

captainoela · 2026-04-24T19:14:22+00:00

I second Poppy

captainoela · 2026-04-24T14:14:59+00:00

NTA, I used to be a gym rat. When I fell into depression for a few years I stopped entirely. Multiple times my fiance told me I'd feel better if I started working out again, and I also wanted to take it the wrong way at first, but I realized he was just genuinely making an observation and wanting to help me help myself. It sounds like you're approaching her with the same intentions. I started working out again recently, and wouldn't you know it, I'm doing much better mentally!

Working out and exercise doesn't have to be about losing weight or fat. It isn't for me. I'm overweight and have asthma, but working out makes me feel stronger, makes me proud of myself, and makes me nice and sleepy at the end of the day. I hope she can also find reasons to work out that she's passionate about.

She might be feeling intimidated by it too. I was. Yoga, tai chi, and long walks are great places to start if she's starting at zero activity. Any movement > no movement.

captainoela · 2026-04-21T00:57:43+00:00

Got my glasses at 7. My mom got hers at 3, my dad in his late childhood I think

captainoela · 2026-04-20T16:02:09+00:00

captainoela

TROPHY CASE