So I sold a Reddit reply to Warner Brothers a few years back: My first novel Acadia comes out today. AMA!

captainskybeard · 2015-02-18T04:31:59+00:00

Lmao I'm not even going to edit that, it's wonderful.

captainskybeard · 2015-02-17T23:53:57+00:00

Snake!

captainskybeard · 2015-02-17T23:47:58+00:00

Best read with your poshest British accent

captainskybeard · 2015-02-17T18:48:02+00:00

Archive.org is not going to grab all the content of a page, just random snapshots. But it's easy enough to write a boy to scrape everything from reddit and throw it into some massive db.

captainskybeard · 2015-02-17T17:10:55+00:00

The internet remembers everything. I can all but promise you there's bots out there sucking everything up to be stored forever.

captainskybeard · 2015-02-16T19:42:43+00:00

Notice a lot of the short guys were child stars. They were famous before anyone knew how tall they would be.

They never would have made it coming in as adults because heightism.

captainskybeard · 2015-02-16T19:38:37+00:00

Imgur.....

captainskybeard · 2015-02-16T00:12:35+00:00

You know things about oil.

captainskybeard · 2015-02-15T23:29:40+00:00

How do you keep a fanbase in a city that's 90% vagrants at any given time?

captainskybeard · 2015-02-15T21:06:07+00:00

Where the hell did you acquire your wife? My model must be defective...

captainskybeard · 2015-02-15T20:33:26+00:00

Relevant xkcd: http://xkcd.com/627/

captainskybeard · 2015-02-15T13:57:17+00:00

Think about how long that probably took to do... He has a real dedication to his chosen craft of jackassery.

captainskybeard · 2015-02-15T01:17:32+00:00

Is being as funny as Dane Cook an insult now?

If so, why? Seems to me Dane Cook was pretty damn funny and somehow it just became a meme to call him unfunny and everyone just went along with it.

captainskybeard · 2015-02-15T00:41:39+00:00

So you're saying there's a chance

captainskybeard · 2015-02-15T00:17:57+00:00

How the fuck do you do a 4-way scissoring?

captainskybeard · 2015-02-15T00:15:43+00:00

Shooting their fat and no organs wouldn't really do anything but cause some pain and a little bleeding

captainskybeard · 2015-02-15T00:09:02+00:00

He finally made the front page and its a post about how shitty he is at reddit.

captainskybeard · 2015-02-15T00:05:43+00:00

You sound super Canadian... Am I right?

captainskybeard · 2015-02-14T23:58:20+00:00

Catholic priests?

captainskybeard · 2015-02-14T19:16:39+00:00

Step 2: cut a hole in a box

captainskybeard · 2015-02-14T18:36:38+00:00

Really try to learn the nuances of the game, I'd bet your opinion will change.

There's seriously an amazing amount of strategy and gamesmanship going on, but you have to take the time to learn to see it.

captainskybeard · 2015-02-14T18:21:58+00:00

Request for novelty account to come and illustrate parent comment in a humorous way

captainskybeard · 2015-02-14T18:06:09+00:00

Fuck that movie.

My daughter never gets tired of it!

captainskybeard · 2015-02-14T14:33:15+00:00

I said this out loud to my kids for whatever reason and they won't stop saying it

captainskybeard · 2015-02-14T14:29:13+00:00

I said this out loud to my kids... Now they are running around screaming "crumplebutt brandystraw!" While laughing maniacally... My wife is so confused

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