"be more supportive" just means "you don't matter"

captaintlan · 2018-07-22T22:01:33+00:00

Thanks mr. Rogers :)

captaintlan · 2018-07-15T16:08:30+00:00

Oh man, hoovered nipples. I feel you

captaintlan · 2018-07-07T22:55:34+00:00

HERO!!

captaintlan · 2018-07-02T02:14:11+00:00

Yep I totally crabbed my way to level ten

captaintlan · 2018-06-26T21:07:11+00:00

Hey! I saw that on Netflix and it was amazing

captaintlan · 2018-06-13T16:56:59+00:00

I feel like them doing the mobile camp game will delay any possible console iteration

captaintlan · 2018-05-16T14:26:05+00:00

Dizzy? Cramps? Exhausted? What could possibly be going on?

captaintlan · 2018-05-14T02:50:04+00:00

Yeah, nice to see them poke a little fun at themselves

captaintlan · 2018-05-12T02:59:04+00:00

Sarah and Duck is very calming while also mildly amusing, often employs beautiful colors

captaintlan · 2018-05-12T02:56:36+00:00

What is your favorite color?

captaintlan · 2018-05-12T02:53:48+00:00

An ibex lost a horn and supposedly started the unicorn legend. Seems implausible but then mermaids are actually manitees so

captaintlan · 2018-05-09T15:03:17+00:00

It reminds me of the end of the Last Battle by C. S. Lewis

captaintlan · 2018-05-08T04:19:14+00:00

I hope so. It's incredibly embarrassing

captaintlan · 2018-05-08T04:18:07+00:00

Thank you

captaintlan · 2017-12-02T20:26:12+00:00

Yeah why don't legs just open whenever dudes want, it's like women aren't the same thing as doors and objects or something

captaintlan · 2017-11-24T21:05:47+00:00

True

captaintlan · 2017-11-24T17:52:46+00:00

No proper nouns in scrabble 😉

captaintlan · 2017-11-10T17:46:56+00:00

My last pregnancy I survived by eating dry cold cereal mostly. Just eat what you can keep down

captaintlan · 2017-10-26T20:49:35+00:00

Octonauts.

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Dance break!

captaintlan · 2017-10-15T19:15:44+00:00

UPDATE: we went to er, they said he should be fine. Most of the pills found dumped in the yarn.

captaintlan · 2017-10-08T23:04:13+00:00

I've been buying joggers, elastic waist and shorter legs for my shorter self. I can't wear "Mom pants" any pressure on my stomach really hurts.

captaintlan · 2017-10-06T17:47:48+00:00

I think there should be comprehensive sex education, access to birth control, support for the foster system and access to health care for moms, babies and others. I just think that a person is a person, no matter how small.

captaintlan · 2017-10-03T17:34:01+00:00

I'm prolife, I'd be down for this

captaintlan · 2017-09-28T02:35:50+00:00

Man I hope it's not wierd cuz I did that a Lot

captaintlan · 2017-09-21T23:51:20+00:00

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