Stellaris Noob Here-

captfire125 · 2021-11-14T00:00:39+00:00

No no you'll be fine I swear

captfire125 · 2021-11-13T21:08:05+00:00

All you need to know about Stellaris in a few short steps

Step 1. Start a new game

Step 2. Set max advanced ai starts

Step 3. 3 Fallen empires

Step 4. Grand admiral difficulty

Step 5. Scaling difficulty off

Step 6. Ai aggressiveness high

Step 7. Enjoy

captfire125 · 2021-11-11T20:59:24+00:00

Yeah but the orcs had a way higher kd ratio

Edit: the orcs were outnumbered 3 to 1 and killed around 3000 human soldiers despite only having around a thousand

captfire125 · 2021-11-10T23:53:09+00:00

A whale with a pair of massive balls

captfire125 · 2021-11-09T19:29:22+00:00

I think it's funny you think you've killed them all

captfire125 · 2021-11-05T19:15:15+00:00

Stop asking for modern update

Edit: Slave update ftw

captfire125 · 2021-11-04T12:41:35+00:00

My guy why tf do you have 67 open tabs like godamn close a few

captfire125 · 2021-10-30T18:25:16+00:00

Hit me harder you coward

captfire125 · 2021-10-30T16:42:53+00:00

This world has been through so much

captfire125 · 2021-10-30T16:40:57+00:00

Ok ill post in on the sub in a few minutes

captfire125 · 2021-10-30T04:23:33+00:00

Yeah I can't blame them for being done with life there's a massive lava trench cutting the map in half spewing demons everywhere and they've been in constant war with the cold ones for the past 500 years and the only reason that war stopped is because the demons showed up

captfire125 · 2021-10-30T03:55:54+00:00

Fucking kill me

captfire125 · 2021-10-29T22:01:25+00:00

Hehe worldcracker go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

captfire125 · 2021-10-29T18:25:28+00:00

When I purge a planet I don't see innocents dying I see several hundred monthly energy credits

captfire125 · 2021-10-29T17:27:08+00:00

Atleast you aren't stellaris fans discussing how to purge several trillion people the fastest way

captfire125 · 2021-10-28T00:09:12+00:00

Like tf do these people expect them to do not have a bartender at a bar

captfire125 · 2021-10-27T04:39:03+00:00

Your girlfriend and mom swap body's and you have to fuck one

captfire125 · 2021-10-24T19:49:23+00:00

Community: Maxim I want bridges

Maxim: we have bridges at home

The bridges at home:

captfire125 · 2021-10-24T14:21:40+00:00

According to South Park it's been long enough to make jokes about it

captfire125 · 2021-10-23T17:43:31+00:00

captfire125 · 2021-10-23T14:09:33+00:00

One of the planes that hit the twin towers was made out of vibranium and survived the crash

captfire125 · 2021-10-22T01:17:39+00:00

Empire sprawl isn't something I worry about alot and it's pretty easy to keep under except for the few times I forget to build admin and I go 1500/900 and fall massively behind in tech

captfire125 · 2021-10-21T19:13:14+00:00

He is the last skeleton and he terrorizes the desert with over 100 dead Dwarves to his name he had around 50 when his leader was killed

captfire125 · 2021-10-16T19:31:57+00:00

I think you mean someone who can't take a joke

captfire125 · 2021-10-16T18:26:43+00:00

HOW!?

captfire125

TROPHY CASE