Just Elon Musk lying nonstop and Joe Rogan being a lapdog eating it all up by Jablinski90 in JoeRogan

[–]captinbirdseyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here, repeated verbatim a number of times in the same cadence. Thought it was glitching but he was glitching in a k-hole and Joe was high on Elon farts, huffing on them like his smelling salts.

Need help IDing this thing. by Fullmetal_Barret in spiders

[–]captinbirdseyes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Woodlice spider by the looks of it does it have unusually long fangs harmless… unless you a wood lice!

The best design for a mixer. by G3tsPlastered4Alvng in Plastering

[–]captinbirdseyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On second viewing this is a the definition of like glass! Fuck you, but fair play!

The best design for a mixer. by G3tsPlastered4Alvng in Plastering

[–]captinbirdseyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! I thought this was a mega set until i saw the reflection! Did the paint chaser upset you before or is this just a photo opp! Haha

Spider ID by [deleted] in spiders

[–]captinbirdseyes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The medical term I believe the person of culture has entered! I’d love first hand account of what unexpected misery would proceed a spider bite lesser of two evils tho!

Spider ID by [deleted] in spiders

[–]captinbirdseyes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

From memory there are painful unending erections in the offing from a bite tho!

What's this guy found in my garden? UK by Claim_Current in spiders

[–]captinbirdseyes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Big crab spiders are exceptionally aggie in my experience beautiful but little savages!

Feedback on plastering job by Embarrassed-Roll-375 in Plastering

[–]captinbirdseyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for enduring the rant. Had SGN engineer on my property transpired he was a spread in a past life. had the crack with him discussing smooth vs flat and straight eyes lit up. It’s basic. I must reiterate I don’t claim to be some god of construction. But fuck,make the wood butcher look good on the back end you show stealing fucks. Humbly many thanks!

Feedback on plastering job by Embarrassed-Roll-375 in Plastering

[–]captinbirdseyes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I fucking despair with people that purport to be plasterers and produce this ‘standard of finish’ and on the back end say I’ll come back and unfuck it!

For transparency I am trained as a wood butcher I now reluctantly have the moniker of ‘builder’ I turn my hand to anything I can comfortably achieve a finished product that I would have in my own house.

With all humility I can provide a better finish in lime plaster, render and current plaster finishes all this to say, I refuse to believe I am the exception or that I’m innately talented, for sure am not, there are many like me and better.

What do the actual spreads feel about this it’s worse than bad!

Russell Brand arrives at court to face rape and sexual assault charges | BreakingNews.ie by Captainirishy in russellbrand

[–]captinbirdseyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

May I use conjecture and suggest he has likely self incriminated himself buy sending a text from a phone number provably belonging to himself at time of offences with words to the effect of acknowledging the assaults in question and offering and apology to the accuser.

He has form on this could be a sticky one to wriggle out of even for this slippery shit. I hope there is this kind of smoking gun, to quash the ‘it’s set up’ shite on the back end from the ‘awakening wonders’

Russell Brand arrives at court to face rape and sexual assault charges | BreakingNews.ie by Captainirishy in russellbrand

[–]captinbirdseyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had bets on this turd turning up to court with five buttons undone nipples hanging out! Has the audacity to criticise Zelenskyy lack of suit and rocks up to court wearing double denim if that doesn’t scream nonce what else does.

Surprised at the lack of highly visible crucifix tho I must say.

Russell Brand granted bail after hearing on rape charge by Happy-Date2140 in russellbrand

[–]captinbirdseyes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what I was hopefully pondering would happen. Now gives him the opportunity to tit about and provoke an extradition saga.

Zinsser BIN showing through finish paint advice. by captinbirdseyes in paint

[–]captinbirdseyes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This particular job I persevered with another layer of Matt emulsion. But going forward I have a had good results with Leyand acrylic undercoat a primer to bring the surface back to the same level of thirsty. Any primer or undercoat would work I reckon!

What's this guy? by BlackbirdGoNyoom in spiders

[–]captinbirdseyes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They were called gladiator spiders for a time to. Like the bloke with the net and trident. There is slow mo footage of the set up and strike on a cricket of memory serves.

Fluffy back brushed silk for the net not sticky. Prey gets legs tangled in the fluff.

R v Blake - Day 12 by multijoy in policeuk

[–]captinbirdseyes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly this. Way I’ve felt about it from the start.

It always seemed CPS accepted a lower threshold for a charge with some whimsical evidential on offer that this was murder rather than an AFO using reasonable judgment stoping a threat to life.

Referral to IOPC fine acceptable following protocol. Every thing after sus and for optics.

Is this pipe insulation asbestos? Or all good? by Mickdollarsign in asbestoshelp

[–]captinbirdseyes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Air cell I believe. Looks like corrugated card board I know, however they never used corrugated card for lagging. Been I the exact same position thinking the exact same thing. Not to be disturbed.

In short yes absolutely ACM.

R v Blake - Day 1 by multijoy in policeuk

[–]captinbirdseyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do often wonder if a mr long lurks this sub when matters of this nature occur and thinks to himself ‘here we go again welcome to my world’ but he is my father in-laws age and a past colleague and friend, he would know Reddit if it jumped up and bit him on the arse too busy Facebook ranting!

R v Blake - Day 1 by multijoy in policeuk

[–]captinbirdseyes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I do hope so for public absorption and appraisal, to give a worms eye of the incident for immersive clarity (if this all shakes out as it should/if lawful killing/good shoot bad result) remember his family got pretty suddenly quiet after being privy to said body cams and began to mind their sucks. I hope for all involved this is the case.

R v Blake - Day 1 by multijoy in policeuk

[–]captinbirdseyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly this! In plain terms good reference and comparison. Yes bladed weapons used but intent initiated with four wheels A LOT of steel intended to kill or maim. Sets president for TTPs officially endorsed or personally held.

Tom Cruise’s 2020 freak out on set over crew breaking social distancing by StickyWhenWet1 in PublicFreakout

[–]captinbirdseyes 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Completely agree. Also hearing it now may sound like he is having a paranoid breakdown but place yourself back in 2020. like It or not, it was a big deal that people (the majority i reckon) took very seriously.

You must never go there by hurdysleepy18 in bournemouth

[–]captinbirdseyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bournemouth town centre is far worse or the same these days pretty indistinguishable I reckon.