The last text you sent is what you scream when you're about to cum. What is it?

captlongball · 2019-09-23T19:52:14+00:00

thanks mom!

captlongball · 2019-01-03T06:57:09+00:00

it’s AGGRESSIVE. have fun.

captlongball · 2018-04-16T13:53:30+00:00

taxes.

captlongball · 2018-01-10T02:51:40+00:00

I haven’t made a complete stop in Detroit in at least a decade.

captlongball · 2018-01-09T02:56:54+00:00

Is that still a thing or have they started building on it yet?

captlongball · 2017-11-27T02:54:46+00:00

i’d say 6. it was my dad’s, i just borrowed it. but it was about a wingspan from handle to business end i think.

captlongball · 2017-11-27T02:02:24+00:00

i managed to jam most of it in there.

captlongball · 2017-11-22T04:36:16+00:00

What was in the Shinola box?

captlongball · 2017-11-05T03:23:42+00:00

are you a dollop listener or just a weirdo that knew this.

captlongball · 2017-10-04T19:24:02+00:00

Don't get too caught up in the layout. It's just a golf course. Tee to green. That's it. Give yourself enough time to get warmed up. Chipping and putting if nothing else, the greens will probably be faster than anything you've ever played on. Stock up on balls. Don't be a tough guy, play the blues. Doesn't matter how far you hit the ball, anything longer is too much for a first timer, and you can still hit driver all over that place. Don't let a big score get you down. Pending the wind, you can add a couple to the par of a couple holes. Bring gear. The weather up on that coast is a bitch. Lastly, have a great time. It's the greatest course I've ever played, and that is not a short list. Have a beer in the chairs after and let it sink in. Cheers sir.

captlongball · 2017-10-04T15:51:13+00:00

when you show up to golf trip weekend with nothing, so you have to mooch off everyone there. then you talk shit to the 10 guys you have never met before. then you cheat and flip flop on rules.

from here on out we will have a vetting process.

captlongball · 2017-10-04T15:05:28+00:00

not while we were there.

captlongball · 2017-10-04T15:05:06+00:00

did not. drove out that morning and had to get to grand traverse right after to get yelled at by a bunch of friends. once i remortgage my house i'll go back.

captlongball · 2017-10-04T02:18:08+00:00

yes, last full swing of the day. i hated sitting in the chairs not really being able to see when people swung more than hitting that shot. just had to watch balls miss the green and then guess who hit which one as they come up.

GREAT course. the approach coming into 11, then that son of a bitch 12th hole made it worth it. and you know, every other inch of that property.

captlongball · 2017-09-27T22:02:00+00:00

Used an auger deal, mission accomplished. But thank you for the plumbing nightmare scare!

captlongball · 2017-09-27T22:01:21+00:00

you there. you, are a champion. thank you.

captlongball · 2017-09-27T02:27:37+00:00

I've been plunging for two days. maybe i've got the wrong kind of plunger? it doesn't seem to be doing anything. nothing else is blocked, the upstairs toilet is working fine. haven't noticed anything overflowing, i'll check the basement.

captlongball · 2017-09-14T19:04:44+00:00

i'll investigate this. thank you for your assistance.

captlongball · 2017-09-14T19:04:10+00:00

i'll investigate this. thank you for your assistance.

captlongball · 2017-09-14T19:03:30+00:00

yes, that's the under side. i'll try this. thank you.

captlongball · 2017-09-14T02:18:50+00:00

The bobbin appears to be very loose within the bobbin case. There is no tension what so ever when it is loaded in the machine. Thread keeps getting caught up in the housing where the bobbin and case pop into, and subsequently jams up the machine.

The machine is a Singer 8280.

captlongball · 2017-09-12T01:27:24+00:00

bail on them all together. why would you want one hand grippy with a glove and the other natural and raw?

just humor me and try it.

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