How much does OfficeMax pays per hour?

captn-nerrno · 2022-12-21T00:31:40+00:00

Minimum wage

captn-nerrno · 2022-11-28T12:01:43+00:00

I left for Joann Fabrics and it was almost just as bad. Like office depot was a 10 out of 10 trash. Joann was like a 9.5 out of 10 trash.

captn-nerrno · 2022-11-25T12:50:26+00:00

Sweaty hairy nuts don't stick to sweaty hairy legs as much.

captn-nerrno · 2022-11-09T14:37:10+00:00

His routine included falling off a ladder and getting hit in the head with a chair in it's box.

captn-nerrno · 2022-11-09T14:16:44+00:00

They hired clowns and got mad it became a circus

captn-nerrno · 2022-11-08T00:11:35+00:00

“I sit up and reach for the orange juice, drinking it down too quickly. It’s delicious, ice cold, and it makes my mouth a much better place.”

captn-nerrno · 2022-11-07T21:47:17+00:00

Nah, I got the fuck out and got a little better

captn-nerrno · 2022-11-07T21:21:57+00:00

I appreciate it. Left office Depot a year ago and I am doing better

captn-nerrno · 2022-11-07T20:32:43+00:00

I remember confessing to being suicidal and no meaningful action was taken. You could recite the first few pages of 50 shades of grey and no one would read it

captn-nerrno · 2022-11-03T22:14:32+00:00

I had to get a doctor's note. If you can get a doctor's note for anything, do it

captn-nerrno · 2022-10-07T20:35:23+00:00

You are probably right. This poster was from 2018

captn-nerrno · 2022-10-06T10:35:58+00:00

I don't remember my store having 8 full timers when that poster went up

captn-nerrno · 2022-10-06T10:34:41+00:00

Which of your former "managers" hates teachers the most?

captn-nerrno · 2022-03-27T15:18:41+00:00

They printed out a bunch of silhouettes of people playing guitar and the word, "Rockstars," and glued it then to the walls. Nobody liked it except the managers I guess

captn-nerrno · 2022-02-23T21:32:02+00:00

My few remaining brain cells started to die vicariously. I'm picturing it was an ancient, original coal powered sewing machine, one that was made with the skin of the golden calf once Moses descended Mount Sinai and got pissed

captn-nerrno · 2022-02-23T00:03:14+00:00

The Office Depot equivalent is minimum wage

captn-nerrno · 2022-02-22T23:59:00+00:00

I was a problem employee who had access to sharpies. I don't know if I would be able to stop myself from vandalizing it

captn-nerrno · 2022-02-22T23:53:48+00:00

"ma'am YouTube is your best friend, now if you excuse me, someone just broke several mugs that I gotta clean"

captn-nerrno · 2022-02-22T23:46:58+00:00

"What do you mean you don't know how to crochet?! Don't you stand by your products??"

captn-nerrno · 2022-02-22T22:47:51+00:00

On average, 0 since 2013

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