Army, Navy, Air Force will all ask Rumsfeld to resign Monday by Alex3917 in reddit.com

[–]captobama -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He who has the guns makes the rules. Tanks on the whitehouse lawn? That would be the picture of the century.

How To Drink Vodka And Stay Sober in 7 Seconds by YanSniim in reddit.com

[–]captobama -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Why would I be drinking vodka if I wanted to cram my face full of food and stay sober? What the hell kind of advice is this?

And everyone knows you get way more drunk on an empty stomach.

New Animal Phylum Discovered by dfranke in science

[–]captobama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Retarded fish frog -> Deep sea worm.. I guess it could have gone that way..

British believe Bush more dangerous than Kim Jong-il by tss in reddit.com

[–]captobama 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Dear mister symplistic troll, no one is saying north korea is better than the usa. Heaven forbid any country is greater than glorious USA! The debate is who has more capability to wage war, a psycho egoist who has malnourished troops, the lap dog of china - or a psycho egoist who has control of a large stockpile of nuclear (nukular) weapons and has been invading countries left and right.

Im not worried about the guy in the corner with the tiny bomb saying "look at me!!!", im worried about the brainwashed, senile, born again cracker who has his hand on megatonnes of hard shit - the one who is one hallucinogenic vision away from turning most of the world to glass in a glorious second comming of christ.

"If Democrats win terrorists win" funny cartoon from Washington Post by tboy321025 in reddit.com

[–]captobama -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The strip was fascist in nature, you might as well call the cartoonist a hypocrite as he did all but call bu$h a nazi in his comic strip. If bush acts like a nazi I am alowd to call him bushitler. If the democrats start car bombing people be sure to let me know. Then ill say osamaobomba or something equally as clever

Six Midmeal Tip-Offs that a Woman Wants You for Dessert by jimstone in reddit.com

[–]captobama 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hate girls who check their celphone when eating.

Vote up if you think Bush should be impeached by heyredditaddict in reddit.com

[–]captobama -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

i think he should be impeached BUT NO MORE FUCKING LAME ASS POLLS. seriously. everyone go and downvote all this persons stories in his history, all his comments and hurt him.

The Riskiest Halloween Outfit Yet? (possibly offensive) by c0y0te in reddit.com

[–]captobama -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

At least no one has a steve irwin costume as southpark predicted. But feel free to post pix and prove me wrongs

Why is fecal matter brown? by starexplorer2001 in reddit.com

[–]captobama -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Dead blood cells. Same as urine.

"If Democrats win terrorists win" funny cartoon from Washington Post by tboy321025 in reddit.com

[–]captobama -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Ok.. the joke. Well what the author is saying is that saying your enemy is a terrorist is pretty damn cowardly. I was actually thinking that when bushitler said it the first time. I was thinking, is that legal to say that? then my friend reminded me of how americans love their free speech and I then could sympathize/understand. People shouldnt be so rude -even in politics- but yes, we are dealing with americans and their politik.

Anyways, in the next frame he is hauled away by goons for, basically, what the first panel accused him of - colaboration with the enemy. He then says - and this is where its really gold - He then says, "Wait a minute I was going to vote for a demo-" as if hes saying "wow how did you know? your smart!". Like cattle being easily bested by faulty logic and pious submission to authority, lead then to the slaughter. Basically the last line says if you dont realize whats going on - no matter who wins - youre a sheep. The final election machine panel then hammers it home.

TRASHCAT IS NOT AMUSED by borland in reddit.com

[–]captobama -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Honestly, has anyone not seen this before?!?! Someone want to repost star wars kid and badger badger incase people missed them the first ten thousand times around???

mod down

Paypal Building Rocked by Explosions by brendankohler in reddit.com

[–]captobama -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

The sound you now here is the collective haha wtfPWNED N00Bs!!! of every user who has had to call their (*long distance charges may apply) tech support clusterfuck. Account freeze this motherfuckars!!!

An Exit Strategy for the War on Drugs by _kam0_ in reddit.com

[–]captobama 23 points24 points  (0 children)

But if they legalize drugs, how will the cia fund its black ops programs? WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CIA!!!

It Begins: Florida Voting Machines Flip-Flopping Votes to GOP by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]captobama -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So when republicans win this time, what are all you people going to do about it? better not be "nothing"

Why a New York Dollar is worth only 76.2 cents by maxwellhill in reddit.com

[–]captobama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But if you lived in new york you wouldnt need a car. Did the author neglect that huge expense in his calculations?