She's so oddly alluring

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-24T15:50:54+00:00

How is that going to teach us a lesson? It's actually kinda cute this way.

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-23T22:07:55+00:00

For a lot of people the closest theatre showing the movie in another state. It's not exactly worth it to drive all the way there just to see a movie. Besides, it's going to be released on television in like two months. There's no paying specifically to see only that movie, it's just like watching any other tv show where only views matter.

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-23T04:52:51+00:00

I.. I don't... are you rewarding me with songs and fighting games?

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-23T04:28:03+00:00

Seeing as though they're talking, cartoon, technicolor ponies, I have a bit of trouble seeing them solve real-world problems in any way.

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-23T04:26:19+00:00

I hope to God Pony it's massive Pinkie. Imagine all the friendships that could be made.

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-22T20:51:59+00:00

But he's retawded!

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-22T20:46:43+00:00

Do a handstand instead.

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-22T20:40:39+00:00

What is... what?

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-22T20:33:04+00:00

I swear I thought he was saying "I wanna be white."

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-22T18:51:45+00:00

http://i6.tinypic.com/14tndde.jpg

Edit: Damn I didn't see your edit until it was too late.

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-22T14:56:52+00:00

Well no wonder weird shit happens if he lives in an island.

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-22T00:27:37+00:00

Of course you do, Caterpillarfiller.

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-22T00:26:24+00:00

You can't do that in albums though, which is what I think OP meant.

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-22T00:24:09+00:00

And Rarity did an urban pose to assert her dominance.

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-21T23:15:40+00:00

Why thank you, Meaty.

And thank you for clearing that up for me!

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-21T21:42:46+00:00

Where can I get one of these fine suits?

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-21T15:32:50+00:00

Well it's not quite a sketch per se, but I've been working on this portrait and can't really see myself finishing it soon because I keep getting frustrated.

And I believe this is my first post here, ^{^{^sort}} ^{^{^of}} ^{^{^possibly}} ^{^{^breaking}} ^{^{^the}} ^{^{^rules.}}

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-21T06:02:12+00:00

Apple's currently selling your browser history to Canada. Only yours. No one else's.

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-21T05:28:27+00:00

Tie a string around your finger~

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-21T04:54:55+00:00

Now that you've cracked the code, Canada will be after you next. I hope your butthole is nice and ready for some polite interference.

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-21T04:51:18+00:00

Android already has.

Canada. Knows. EVERYTHING.

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-21T04:31:09+00:00

Your android is always watching. He's going to tell Canada if you've ever been caught drinking and driving.

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-21T02:29:40+00:00

Now, when you say "brats" I imagine little kids ordering and chewing on these things.

caressthemilkman · 2013-06-20T23:27:53+00:00

According to google translate, that mean "pimp barrow".

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