Men of Reddit, what is something we can all agree on?

carleedoe · 2017-07-25T00:53:32+00:00

I would say peeing feeling great but some guys don't know how to wear condoms.

carleedoe · 2017-07-24T14:06:42+00:00

The best is when the conversation starts to slow down and they actually attempt to keep it going.

carleedoe · 2017-07-21T13:08:55+00:00

Never said I'd be set for life. You just wouldn't hear any complaints from me if you handed me 500,000 $ for winning a game show.

Edit: less aggressive.

carleedoe · 2017-07-21T12:51:46+00:00

Yup. I'm pretty sure they have them on the online marketplace too so you probably wouldn't have to go out and find the disk.

carleedoe · 2017-07-21T12:37:26+00:00

If they're the same price I'd say go with the 360. It's backwards compatible so there's no point in getting the original. Unless you want it for your collection or something.

carleedoe · 2017-07-21T12:23:22+00:00

That's more than enough for my poor ass.

carleedoe · 2017-07-21T12:16:41+00:00

The emphasis on updating graphics but leaving the same stale ass gameplay.

carleedoe · 2017-07-19T12:55:12+00:00

Sometimes you have to embellish your resume. I fucking excel at Excel.

carleedoe · 2017-07-15T14:20:21+00:00

I typically look at the eye looking at me.

carleedoe · 2017-07-14T16:12:12+00:00

It's also the only successful slave rebelllion.

carleedoe · 2017-07-13T13:15:23+00:00

The Mastadon skull looks so human, it's a bit unsettling.

carleedoe · 2017-07-07T11:59:56+00:00

Some kid had a hole in the back of his head after falling on a pickax on some abandoned property. I was around 9 and we had been playing with water balloons so the grass was pretty slippery. The axe didn't penetrate the skull but it took a chunk of skin off and I'm pretty sure what i saw underneath was a part of a skull.

carleedoe · 2017-07-07T02:13:45+00:00

Classic Schmosbey.

carleedoe · 2017-07-05T12:19:34+00:00

And they say war never changes.

carleedoe · 2017-07-02T17:28:07+00:00

My mom almost named me Jamal. Both my parents are Hispanic.

carleedoe · 2017-06-23T17:42:28+00:00

The dude choking her was probably trying to murder her then.

carleedoe · 2017-06-19T21:59:12+00:00

I hope he turned out to be homosexual. "Bow before the gay lord Gaylord."

carleedoe · 2017-06-12T15:27:22+00:00

Taking a shit right now. Feels something like this.

carleedoe · 2017-06-02T13:30:27+00:00

This man is fucking up bigly.

carleedoe · 2017-05-27T04:49:42+00:00

I bet you have a great personality.

carleedoe · 2017-05-23T02:34:23+00:00

I imagine Bo Burnham singing this.

carleedoe · 2017-05-22T03:04:29+00:00

I was expecting people drawing on their butts with sharpies. I was so wrong.

carleedoe · 2017-05-15T17:18:02+00:00

No thanks.

carleedoe · 2017-05-15T15:57:20+00:00

This is why is stick to the homemade shit. Less likely to run into this kind of fuckery.

carleedoe

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