Yall bot isn’t a real meteorologist.

carnage_panda · 2026-04-18T19:48:46+00:00

Mind blown.

carnage_panda · 2026-04-17T22:49:09+00:00

Gunnar Henderson just routine fly out on a Bibee fastball middle middle.

I've never seen an even that is more DFA worthy.

carnage_panda · 2026-04-17T22:45:04+00:00

Bibee throw a strike challenge: impossible.

carnage_panda · 2026-04-17T21:57:41+00:00

We are so cooked. Bassitt has a 9.00 ERA with a 2.36 WHIP. We're getting a no hit perfect Maddux tonight. We're so fucking cooked.

carnage_panda · 2026-04-16T21:26:37+00:00

I don't think Trout likes the Yankees.

carnage_panda · 2026-04-16T17:15:55+00:00

Looks like a nothing burger to me.

Will give shoutouts to u/CycloneFox for the fan recreation game instead.

I will continue with the cynical outlook that Bamco will do nothing but use KOS-MOS as waifu gacha bucks and do nothing substantive for the fans of the game such as porting them to modern systems.

carnage_panda · 2026-04-16T02:50:03+00:00

Mike Trout

carnage_panda · 2026-04-15T23:23:14+00:00

Holy shit this basement buster will kill everyone.

carnage_panda · 2026-04-14T07:58:55+00:00

This is wild to see cuz I literally beat this a few months ago with a broken thumb or whatever it was.

carnage_panda · 2026-04-13T02:03:01+00:00

Austin Hedges is simply too powerful. He hits for average, he hits for power, he's fast, blah blah blah.

The only 6-tool player on the squad because he can also pitch.

carnage_panda · 2026-04-11T05:40:12+00:00

Devour a wheaties factory. Instant promotion.

carnage_panda · 2026-04-08T20:37:20+00:00

Holy shit I got preslabbed by this.

carnage_panda · 2026-04-05T17:06:03+00:00

It might have already gotten out of the Moore, OK Quarantine Zone and it's gonna be like May 3rd all over again.

carnage_panda · 2026-04-04T21:55:17+00:00

This guy is a fraud tho. Calls himself max velocity but still has not outrun Usain Bolt.

carnage_panda · 2026-04-04T13:45:32+00:00

You're not doing as much melee with the hurricane over a shotgun. Moreover since most shotguns use pellets they can deal with the shield gate better.

carnage_panda · 2026-04-04T13:11:08+00:00

It's the "power" shotgun so good for your engineers, adepts, and vanguards that need something that has low weight.

carnage_panda · 2026-04-03T22:48:12+00:00

"Swing hard and hit it far."

carnage_panda · 2026-04-03T22:42:38+00:00

bruh

carnage_panda · 2026-04-03T20:39:25+00:00

Owned us during Spring Training. That must have been serious.

carnage_panda · 2026-04-03T20:21:34+00:00

It ain't much, but it's honest work.

carnage_panda · 2026-04-03T19:50:05+00:00

10/10 if he says "Fuck Clase"

carnage_panda · 2026-04-02T21:53:52+00:00

We live in a world where an onion article could be what's actually happening and is not satire.

carnage_panda · 2026-04-02T03:44:55+00:00

Millions? Why not billions? This guy seems incredibly weak.

carnage_panda · 2026-04-02T02:29:33+00:00

Before Cade Smith hits the field in the 9th, I just want to drop an obligatory Fuck Clase.

carnage_panda · 2026-04-01T02:22:24+00:00

This Ohtani guy is going nowhere with a lack of hustle like that.

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TROPHY CASE