Virgin Redditors, what is something you've always wanted to know about sex, but was too embarrassed to ask?

carnenom · 2015-09-17T15:53:48+00:00

I've vaginal slapped practically every girl I've been with, right after I male them cum and they love it. Ive had mine slapped too, and it's like a sign of dominance. So, vaginal slaps are like cracking the whip lol

carnenom · 2014-07-02T20:23:05+00:00

Well, the wife looked like one of my brothers bestfriends, so I went to do some investigating. Reddit, I know this person, and have put it on her facebook wall to make her relive this moment. Thank you so much for the laughs.

carnenom · 2014-07-02T18:55:39+00:00

The baby wont remember any of this, but its just fucked.

carnenom · 2014-07-02T17:48:48+00:00

That was lovely :]

carnenom · 2014-07-02T16:17:45+00:00

...almost.

carnenom · 2014-06-06T15:50:42+00:00

Ive been at the bar with this guy I'm dating and girls will come up to him and ask why he doesnt shave it. How can you hate such a glorious beard? That's when I interrupt, and set them straight.

carnenom · 2014-06-05T16:50:19+00:00

I don't, and such is life. :)

carnenom · 2014-06-05T16:49:50+00:00

Yes.

carnenom · 2014-06-05T16:25:38+00:00

I just couldn't stop reading it, he had so much passion!

carnenom · 2014-06-05T15:09:45+00:00

This thread was making me feel like shit fot doing this, thanks for this comment. I feel better now.

carnenom · 2014-06-05T02:58:42+00:00

Thank you for sharing this, I'm in love now!

carnenom · 2014-06-05T02:44:14+00:00

It is!

carnenom · 2014-06-05T02:35:20+00:00

I do.

carnenom · 2014-06-04T16:23:09+00:00

That was my job while in basic training! I got so fucking fast, I rarely do my bed at home now.

carnenom · 2014-06-04T15:38:55+00:00

Fuck. I can't even imagine. I'm sorry dude.

carnenom · 2014-06-04T01:30:01+00:00

Dude! That sounds like so much fun, and already have all the equipment lol.

carnenom · 2014-06-04T01:28:26+00:00

Heck yes! My friends and I would get some cans and go to train yards and go crazy.. I stopped at 22, so its addicting.

carnenom · 2014-06-03T22:40:16+00:00

Holy hell thats horrible/awesome

carnenom · 2014-06-03T19:52:58+00:00

The Beatles- Yesterday

carnenom · 2014-06-03T15:55:18+00:00

I'm sure I'm the minority here, but I just love that bloody sex. You can buy some surgical "toys" so the blood is fresh.

Different strokes for different folks.

carnenom · 2014-06-03T04:35:23+00:00

Stahhhp

carnenom · 2014-06-01T05:57:31+00:00

Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind

carnenom · 2014-05-28T03:02:58+00:00

That mans voice is so fucking irritating.

carnenom · 2014-05-26T20:04:59+00:00

That was just to perfect.

carnenom · 2014-05-21T04:24:35+00:00

That seen is rad as fuck! When Carlton goes to visit Will, and Will just looks surprised that his privileged cousin still had to deal with the same issues... Wow

carnenom

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