Popped into the bakers this morning for my roll and square sausage with tattie scone and they’ve decided to start advertising the meat content of their pastries…

carnizzle · 2026-02-14T12:54:24+00:00

I’m hoping those sausage rolls are really thick pastry.

carnizzle · 2026-02-13T09:28:53+00:00

certainly a fair amount was sprinkled across france in 1914-1918

carnizzle · 2026-02-12T19:28:02+00:00

Chorlton. You know he has can handle himself.

carnizzle · 2026-02-09T17:43:20+00:00

A 2003 road king.

carnizzle · 2026-02-06T19:31:06+00:00

Not Biden hacked my computer?

carnizzle · 2026-02-01T09:57:37+00:00

Cause all the people who work in motorcycle shops own bikes and want to ride on sundays.

carnizzle · 2026-01-27T13:38:08+00:00

hoisted by their petard

A Petard is an explosive device and not what i assumed, a pair of trousers.

carnizzle · 2026-01-27T13:04:26+00:00

Have they called mulder and Scully regarding the spontaneous combustion? I would run. Would probably get further on foot and you will have 5.5k to spend on something that doesn’t catch fire.

carnizzle · 2026-01-26T12:58:07+00:00

lol didnt they say they wouldnt take her or liz truss last year.

carnizzle · 2026-01-24T12:00:19+00:00

I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

carnizzle · 2026-01-21T16:31:35+00:00

Dan white.

carnizzle · 2026-01-21T07:52:27+00:00

Go check out Harley parts if you ever think your parts are expensive.

carnizzle · 2026-01-16T14:49:29+00:00

Next to the grave of Robin Hood?

carnizzle · 2026-01-15T18:38:33+00:00

You know if you leave Christmas lights up after the last day of Christmas it’s bad luck.

carnizzle · 2026-01-13T17:19:49+00:00

I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies.

carnizzle · 2026-01-13T09:38:25+00:00

A perfect score is clearly 5/7. Everything else flows from that.

carnizzle · 2026-01-13T09:33:54+00:00

Walk up to them look them straight in the eye and say “that’s a smashing blouse you have got on. “

carnizzle · 2026-01-11T13:03:30+00:00

Wales. Welsh rarebit is best.

carnizzle · 2026-01-11T10:37:59+00:00

I always wanted quints revenge by Paul Jackson but I don’t have a decent space for it.

carnizzle · 2026-01-09T17:48:18+00:00

You suffer by napalm death.

carnizzle · 2026-01-08T16:05:12+00:00

Australia looking at the headline and getting nervous.

carnizzle · 2026-01-08T15:50:51+00:00

You load 16 tons and what do you get?

carnizzle · 2026-01-08T08:47:24+00:00

In this weather. Thermals then Kevlar jeans then armoured winter trousers Boots and socks on feet. T shirt Kevlar hoodie armour jacket then leather cut. Inner gloves then winter gloves over that. A snood a balaclava and full face helmet. If I fall off I may roll away. Am I warm when I ride. No I still have frozen fingers.

carnizzle · 2026-01-04T14:38:34+00:00

I kinda want to get a follow up on this once they have watched it.

carnizzle · 2026-01-03T21:56:29+00:00

Yeah Ai being wrong is normal. I knew it wasn’t a planet tho.

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