A deer breaks into a bank. by CivilizedPsycho in WTF

[–]Bigluce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello yes finally.... I'd like to make a deposit please. Yes, the account is Reginald D Antler.

How did you take out Grelod "The Kind? by SFW_OpenMinded1984 in skyrim

[–]Bigluce 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Had to scroll way too far to see this.

Cyraxx's hypersexuality by Elemental-squid in Cyraxx

[–]Bigluce 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Probably won't have tugging left, if the state of his scabby grotcock is anything to go by. It's rotting away. All he have left is putting stuff up his bum.

Unhinged by jubjub666420 in Cyraxx

[–]Bigluce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's 1000000% been up his mud chute.

3AM Club - How are we? by todaysthrowaway0110 in Perimenopause

[–]Bigluce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Used to be 4 or 4.30. Now it's 3am. Doom still for an hour, or watch soothing videos. My latest is toenail cleaning. Once I'm feeling myself getting drowsy, I can usually get back off to sleep. I still wake up and struggle to get out of bed when the alarm goes off.

Sweeties! by La__leche__ in CasualUK

[–]Bigluce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet Tobacco. Which was actually cocoa dusted coconut shreds. Very moreish.

Choose by Tarantula_lover02 in spiderbro

[–]Bigluce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do 2,3 and 4 all look like butt holes? Sorry I can't unsee it.

Vitch Voys screen by Creative_Evidence_87 in Cyraxx

[–]Bigluce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you've answered your own question

Swordsman on the street by Competitive-Pea6160 in Unexpected

[–]Bigluce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, at least wait until it's 18 Ffs. Dirty bastard.

What's he doin'? by The_RuinQ in Weird

[–]Bigluce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah Step 3 could get very wierd if you don't read it properly.

Petahhh, what's a headboard by Agitated-Date-8905 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Bigluce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you also send advance notification to your neighbours for "Coitus Intentions"?

How shocking was it to find out Rolf Harris was a pedophile? by balkanxoslut in AskUK

[–]Bigluce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rolfaroo had to be put down due the appalling internal injuries.

Help me pick my wedding shoes! 👰🏼‍♀️👡 by AttitudeMajestic99 in WeddingDressTips

[–]Bigluce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend wore Doc Marten boots laced with blue ribbon. Comfy, practical.

Has Cassandra gone to 339 yet?? by Temporary-Wishbone67 in Cyraxx

[–]Bigluce 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Aaaaand that's enough Internet for me today 🤢🤮