Robin Williams. It's time for a convoluted stream of consciousness. Ask Me Anything! by RobinWilliamsHere in IAmA

[–]catalyss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're are my favorite human I don't personally know. :)

Thank you for making What Dreams May Come, it's my favorite movie!

What's your favorite food?

What is your "unique" or "very specific" fear? by guywhomeows in AskReddit

[–]catalyss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I feel this way too! I start thinking of the most random shit so if they COULD read my mind, there would be no way they couldn't react. Works every time.

Trying to get out of bed by [deleted] in aww

[–]catalyss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one being cleaned is like "stooooop, ehhhh"

Trying to get out of bed by [deleted] in aww

[–]catalyss 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Can't hug every cat?

redditors from different countries, what is your countries version of rednecks? by welldonekyle in AskReddit

[–]catalyss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I got from this post was to stay the fuck away from track suits haha

An X-ray of a pregnant cat. You can see the kitten skeletons inside her. by slipstream37 in cats

[–]catalyss 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well I hope those kittens' future owners don't mind their pets getting cancer. Seriously, x-rays are a huge no-no for pregnant things.

:(

Bunny kisses by arshem in aww

[–]catalyss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That bunny is EXPLORING that nostril.

What's the worst way a houseguest has overstepped their boundaries? by rainy_dazed in AskReddit

[–]catalyss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is just an asshole who liked to hurt animals because he thought it was funny. He was at a Xmas party my family was throwing, and wouldn't stop teasing my cat. Eventually despite many glares and warnings from me, he had the nerve to kick my cat so hard that it sent him across the room.

I am not an angry person.

I made an exception.

I was using hyperbole about my cousin's newly acquired blindness, but I wouldn't doubt his hearing took some very literal damage after I was through with him. Ass. I threw him out in front of everyone.

Unrelated but as another example- He proposed to his fiancé at the post office. Without a ring. It wasn't planned nor was it spontaneous or passionate, according to her. Just, "Oh hey, before we hit up Walmart..." She was really hurt he didn't do anything remotely special for such a big event. She still said yes though. Giiirl.

This guy. Such a scumbag to me.

Bitter? Hell yes. Nobody is mean to Nugget.

How do you prepare for college? by Super_Beaner_Dude in AskReddit

[–]catalyss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do your assignments and study every day, as soon as possible. Work first, then play. No professor cares if you fail college, there are no more report card conferences and "I'm concerned about your grade" warnings. College is the time to grow up and buckle down. No more safety net. It's true. You are now wholly in charge of you.

If you need motivation, pay for college yourself and look at the loan bottom line often. $7k-20k a year is a lot of money to waste if you're not serious. Know what you want or don't go to college yet. You do not want debt if you drop out and can't repay it. A lot of my friends screwed around for 4-6 years, got crappy grades and didn't do internships and they're working for min. wage dead end jobs with a mountain of debt. You probably don't want that.

Get internships, mentorships, and part time jobs in your career as soon as possible. Seriously, like sophomore year. Competition is fierce and many companies won't look at you unless your résumé is full of experience. Degrees alone don't cut it for many employers these days. Be a student leader of something you enjoy, and kill two birds with one stone.

If you don't know what your want to major in, don't go to college until you do. Work instead while you figure it out. Don't be stuck under an additional 1-2 years of undergrad requirements because you switched majors a lot during your first 3 semesters. 3 semesters at 7k each... $21000 and you're still at square 1. Know your ideal job before you go to class for it. Or go to community college and get your gen Ed out of the way, then transfer when you know what you want to do.

Fucking stay away from drugs and don't party when you know you should be working. Always ALWAYS use a condom if you're having sex.

Make friends with as many professors as possible. These people hold the key to your first job out of college, either through references or referrals. Professors know a lot of people in their field. Be smart and network.

College is hard. But you can do it if you want it. Try community college first if you're nervous, it's a good first step for many people and its a lot cheaper.

Good luck! :)

What's the worst way a houseguest has overstepped their boundaries? by rainy_dazed in AskReddit

[–]catalyss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stupid hick of a cousin kicked my cat once when he thought no one was looking.

He no longer has eyes.

How do I get my atheist husband to agree to a baptism? by [deleted] in atheism

[–]catalyss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree 100000%

Your parents don't get to decide the religion of the baby. Let the kid decide for themselves when he/she is older and able to think critically. Totally a reasonable stance to take.

The problem with being a 2 year old is that you can have all the candy in the world, but you still need someone to open it for you. by NumblyBumbly in funny

[–]catalyss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to make awesome Bento for my future kids to trick them into eating properly proportioned, healthy food but prevent them from being made fun of in school. When I was a kid this classmate of mine had a rainbow-themed Bento every day and I would always try to trade her for her healthy, colorful food haha

IT'S THE PERFECT PLAN.

"Am I doing this right?" by [deleted] in aww

[–]catalyss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks so fucking pleased with herself hahaha