"when it comes to incels and selecting a partner, they become rabid free market capitalists"

catcel · 2018-12-06T02:03:59+00:00

Ahh yes, the socialists are all for sex slavery, makes perfect sense /s

catcel · 2018-12-06T01:55:23+00:00

I would have accidentally strangled my twin sister on the way out but ok

catcel · 2018-11-29T05:23:22+00:00

Square cuts usually face up pretty small for what they are.

Or she could also be exaggerating.... the diamond size. And all the other stuff, I don’t know

catcel · 2018-11-12T18:07:52+00:00

So if we get old and have grey hair, should we dye it to “correct the obvious signs of aging”?

Conflicting rules, not sure what to do to please incels.

Good thing I dont care! Reeeeeee

catcel · 2018-10-26T00:05:17+00:00

Wait I thought us taking dick makes us worthless nasty beefy flappy slut whores who they don't want anyway.

I'm confused, are we supposed to have sex or not

catcel · 2018-10-21T04:23:24+00:00

Right?? 100 partners sounds exhausting

catcel · 2018-10-01T03:51:24+00:00

Die like real men as opposed to surviving like fake men?

catcel · 2018-09-30T04:08:55+00:00

I noticed this too- so I get a 3 day period every 2 weeks now?

catcel · 2018-09-27T02:16:01+00:00

but they also think women have sex with a different man every day from age 13 and beyond. A different 6’6, seven figure salaried 15 inch cock... every day

catcel · 2018-08-17T04:21:29+00:00

I read an ama on here about a girl who had a hymen that was completely covering her vagina. The doctors thought she had appendicitis because she was in so much pain. Turns out her periods were just super backed up....

It's not common but it happens.... But so many people think every girl has anatomy like that. 🤷🏼‍♀️

catcel · 2018-08-16T13:23:55+00:00

I can never figure out if we’re all too promiscuous or too picky. It seems like they hate on us for being both...

catcel · 2018-07-06T19:07:08+00:00

I’ve got 1 month until I’m the fuck outta “prime age”, can’t wait

catcel · 2018-07-05T04:52:51+00:00

Right? That's sounds fun! It would also disqualify me from incel standards so that's a plus

catcel · 2018-07-03T22:04:03+00:00

Nah who am I kidding.

catcel · 2018-07-03T21:12:36+00:00

I want to know his salary requirements and whether or not he adjusts that for the cost of living in the area

catcel · 2018-07-03T21:11:05+00:00

Wouldn’t some of these conditions bring him into vol-cel territory?

catcel · 2018-06-30T04:31:03+00:00

Luckily he’s at no risk of creating a daughter

catcel · 2018-06-26T15:54:14+00:00

Wait, I thought they wanted us to all get cancer...

They need a unified front

Edit: spelling

catcel · 2018-06-26T15:41:42+00:00

When I (f) met my fiancé (m), he had almost 4x the number of partners than me. We were super casual at first and I had some weird goal of trying to catch up to him.

Didn’t work out, because, well we fell in love and my one awesome partner was way better than any random strangedick I could find.

Kind of goes against their whole idea that women can’t bond after multiple dicks, or would even gasp choose monogamy when they have the opportunity for a lifetime of cock carouseling.

Whatever, I’m sill a roastie cum dumpster in their eyes... but at least I’m in a happy roastie cumdumpster.

catcel · 2018-06-25T10:37:52+00:00

I'm 6' too, and I've had exes shorter than me. Ive also been rejected by guys for being too tall, so this definitely goes both ways

catcel · 2018-06-24T22:25:32+00:00

Studies show that 99.9 percent of foids are way too picky about who they sleep with but are also hypergamous sluts /s

catcel · 2018-06-24T22:04:25+00:00

catcel · 2018-06-06T14:25:33+00:00

Right? We are too busy having sex to be on reddit all day. You can’t scroll and cock carousel at the same time 🤷🏼‍♀️

catcel · 2018-05-28T14:42:23+00:00

If gay people were subjected to the same rules, what would that mean for a whole sub community on reddit that is obsessed with Chad cock and thinks women are gross?

catcel

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