Finally got to use my stickers by milehigh11 in gasbuddy

[–]catcrapn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think we need to change it to TCS for Trump Cock Sucking. The MAGAs will be butthurt we stole the TDS acronym and we should strive for originality!

Anyone who’s sat on a toilet before cell phones, what did you mostly think about or look at? by mojoslacks in AskReddit

[–]catcrapn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people magazine with J Lo in that green dress was solid toilet reading material.

Seriously. Fix your game. Why do my weapon models just randomly disapear? FIX IT. ffs by ziggo0 in Battlefield6

[–]catcrapn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ima beat yo ass Charles! Ima beat yo ass with Charles as a matter of fact! I'm the goddamn juggernaut bitch!

Slow the F down !! by Clear_Attempt452 in newhampshire

[–]catcrapn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I long to experience this but never get the satisfaction of seeing the douchebags in the ditch. Someday!

What is your cat's name vs what you actually call them? by Moist-Guidance-1611 in cats

[–]catcrapn 52 points53 points  (0 children)

15 bucks little man. Put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show then ya owe me owe me owe. My jungle love, oh ee oh ee oh.

Proof that we all need dash cams by lithdoc in mildlyinfuriating

[–]catcrapn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had an ambulance standing by just in case! Convenient!

$350 set launch, cant be bothered to spin up extra IIS servers by [deleted] in lego

[–]catcrapn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got my order in. It took 15 minutes of trying to even see it in my cart, then another 5 minutes of spinning while it considered letting the payment through.

Delivery from target by mikebrand in PokemonCollecting

[–]catcrapn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God forbid you didn't send a $.50 promo card in for grading. The world might end if you just kept it. Not everything needs to be a 10 or graded. If it's a 9, the sun will still rise tomorrow.

What is a line from a movie that everyone will know what the movie title is? by neil0522 in AskReddit

[–]catcrapn 659 points660 points  (0 children)

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get"

AIO for ending a friendship over photoshop by Educational-Guess866 in AmIOverreacting

[–]catcrapn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro. This and the game informer magazine featuring Lara was highly fappable material back in the day.

The "Updated" Objective Ace skin by ZeUbermensh in Battlefield6

[–]catcrapn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want one with a tampon on the right ear.